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so punk is back? thats great news and ZAK RYDER WON A MATCH ON RAW!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT! damn can't believe I missed Raw tonight.
edit: Punk is using Cult Of Personality! thats awesome, now all we need is for him to dye his hair blond and go back to using the Pepsi Plunge!
edit: Punk is using Cult Of Personality! thats awesome, now all we need is for him to dye his hair blond and go back to using the Pepsi Plunge!
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I know people are pretty pissed with this angle, especially since its so soon.
I, on the other hand, am a little curious to see how this all plays out.
I, on the other hand, am a little curious to see how this all plays out.
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I'm a little irritated about Cena regaining the belt so fast, but hey this could turn into something good. Well at least Rey now has his name in the WWE Championship record book.
That would be the Shit!
Pervy Fatman wrote...
Punk is using Cult Of Personality! thats awesome, now all we need is for him to dye his hair blond and go back to using the Pepsi Plunge!That would be the Shit!
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Yeah Punk's back! They just kept playing Cult of Personality to drown out the cheers but failed to do so!
A little early IMO but Summerslam is three weeks away and they need build-up.
A little early IMO but Summerslam is three weeks away and they need build-up.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
It was actually nice for them to do this for Punk. They let him use one of his old ROH theme songs, "Cult of Personality" (but kind of re-mastered by Jim Johnston for WWE use), and a new Titantron ("Best In The World", huh).
I did expect him to come back, seeing it's almost Summerslam.
... and he appeared At Jimmy Kimmel. "It's not a championship BELT, it's a TITLE!!"
Note the kid's surprised face when Punk walks in.
The kid flawlessly predicted this Monday's Raw. Give him a round of applause!!
(now all that's left for him to do is introduce a redesign of the WWE title)
I did expect him to come back, seeing it's almost Summerslam.
... and he appeared At Jimmy Kimmel. "It's not a championship BELT, it's a TITLE!!"
Note the kid's surprised face when Punk walks in.
The kid flawlessly predicted this Monday's Raw. Give him a round of applause!!
(now all that's left for him to do is introduce a redesign of the WWE title)
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jmason wrote...
It was actually nice for them to do this for Punk. They let him use one of his old ROH theme songs, "Cult of Personality" (but kind of re-mastered by Jim Johnston for WWE use), and a new Titantron ("Best In The World", huh).I did expect him to come back, seeing it's almost Summerslam.
... and he appeared At Jimmy Kimmel. "It's not a championship BELT, it's a TITLE!!"
Note the kid's surprised face when Punk walks in.
The kid flawlessly predicted this Monday's Raw. Give him a round of applause!!
(now all that's left for him to do is introduce a redesign of the WWE title)
I don't know what's funnier, the video, or the kid's successful prediction. XD
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why is he still wearing the New Nexus?
Guess the group is still intact with the improved leader.
I really want CM Punk to beat Orton if ever there is a chance.
Supermen need to go down in the WWE.
Guess the group is still intact with the improved leader.
I really want CM Punk to beat Orton if ever there is a chance.
Supermen need to go down in the WWE.
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New Z! out and William Regal buries EVERYONE.
Meanwhile, DBD's grappling coach kills a giant cockroach.
Meanwhile, DBD's grappling coach kills a giant cockroach.
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Deftera, I expect some grade-A gifs from you. Punk's bow and his look toward the hard camera had me rolling.
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The Phenomenal One wrote...
Deftera, I expect some grade-A gifs from you. Punk's bow and his look toward the hard camera had me rolling.It'll take a while before I can steal 'em.
Also, we NEED Punk and Beth to have a Live Sex Celebration after Summerslam.
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Deftera wrote...
The Phenomenal One wrote...
Deftera, I expect some grade-A gifs from you. Punk's bow and his look toward the hard camera had me rolling.It'll take a while before I can steal 'em.
Also, we NEED Punk and Beth to have a Live Sex Celebration after Summerslam.
lol...now I would pay to see Beth nude, she is hot.
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iSpud wrote...
Cant believe Im saying this but I actually watch WWEIts cool I know some girls who watch WWE. Mainly cause of Orton's thighs but they watch it anyway.
Also,
Punk's on the news!
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Deftera wrote...
iSpud wrote...
Cant believe Im saying this but I actually watch WWEIts cool I know some girls who watch WWE. Mainly cause of Orton's thighs but they watch it anyway.
Also,
Punk's on the news!
Oh god thats so true his thighs are like candy to my eyes.
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Some SD spoils a-commin...
Also, Colt Cabana wrestled in a dark match with Wade on NXT.
Gail Kim eliminated herself in protest this RAW and no one in the back gave enough fucks to notice lol.
Spoiler:
Also, Colt Cabana wrestled in a dark match with Wade on NXT.
Gail Kim eliminated herself in protest this RAW and no one in the back gave enough fucks to notice lol.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
Deftera wrote...
Some SD spoils a-commin...Spoiler:
Also, Colt Cabana wrestled in a dark match with Wade on NXT.
Gail Kim eliminated herself in protest this RAW and no one in the back gave enough fucks to notice lol.
Fit Finlay was the divas backstage producer, and since he got fired probably the new one backstage is too green to notice it haha
I remember Punk mentioning in the GQ article that there's a heel bus and a face bus. Punk must be happy Beth's a heel again, if you know what I'm hinting at.
Hm... Colt Cabana. The only thing that hinders Cabana from probably being rehired, I think, is his wrestling package. No, not THAT package. Vince always make packages of certain wrestlers who don't come prepacked like CM Punk (straightedge) or Mike Mizanin (reality show jerk).
For example, Wade Barrett is a "bareknuckle fighter" from "Manchester, England" who can hold his own on the mic and has an appealing British accent. That's a complete package. Dolph Ziggler is a "bleach-blond ladies' man" from "Hollywood, California" who has a penchant for winning by crook and having an annoying sack of skin as a manager. That's a package. What is Colt Cabana, then? Wrestling ability alone can't hold you on WWE for long. If he can summon up a more acceptable package than say... "Scotty Goldman", he'd be rehired soon.
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jmason wrote...
What is Colt Cabana, then? Wrestling ability alone can't hold you on WWE for long. If he can summon up a more acceptable package than say... "Scotty Goldman", he'd be rehired soon.Colt could be the "makes funny T-Shirts" guy.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
Deftera wrote...
jmason wrote...
What is Colt Cabana, then? Wrestling ability alone can't hold you on WWE for long. If he can summon up a more acceptable package than say... "Scotty Goldman", he'd be rehired soon.Colt could be the "makes funny T-Shirts" guy.
True. A walking, wrestling, funny version of WWEShopZone? Cool.
My cousin suggested he could be some sort of American-Israeli wrestling guy with an Adam Sandler personality, with Star of Davids and Jewish lettering in his wrestling gear, wears a kippah to the ring and doesn't wrestle on the Jewish holidays, and a Yiddish-named finisher. I told him it might anger a lot of the Jewish-American people in the US, since his suggestion was full of stereotypes. Last time WWE had a wrestler who is chock-full of stereotypes (Hassan), they got into deep shit.
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Time to cull the herd. New future endeavors:
Melina
Vladimir Kozlov
Gail Kim (asked for release)
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Poor JoMo. :(
Melina
Vladimir Kozlov
Gail Kim (asked for release)
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Poor JoMo. :(
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
Deftera wrote...
Time to cull the herd. New future endeavors:Melina
Vladimir Kozlov
Gail Kim (asked for release)
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Poor JoMo. :(
Yep. Cuts suck. But hey, it's the circle of life in WWE. Cut some, get in some. For one wrestler released, one wrestler will soon be hired (or rehired).