Mass Effect 3
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Meanwhile, in ME3 news: the ending was leaked and the fanboy rage was heard across the internet. The purpose of the reapers makes no fucking sense and Bioware lied about having many endings; "How could you go through all three campaigns playing as your Shepard and then be forced into a bespoke ending that everyone gets?" If you've beaten Human Revolution, then you have an idea about how ME3's ending works.
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Finally, you just realized that bioware made EDI "sexy":
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On the plus side, at least Joker will have something to break his boner at.
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Room101
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Rbz wrote...

Meanwhile, in ME3 news: the ending was leaked and the fanboy rage was heard across the internet. The purpose of the reapers makes no fucking sense and Bioware lied about having many endings; "How could you go through all three campaigns playing as your Shepard and then be forced into a bespoke ending that everyone gets?" If you've beaten Human Revolution, then you have an idea about how ME3's ending works.
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Rbz wrote...
Finally, you just realized that bioware made EDI "sexy":
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On the plus side, at least Joker will have something to break his boner at.
You and me both know that this was inevitable the moment they revealed Tricia Helfer was voicing her since ME2. Besides, Joker earned it, with that limping rescue and what not.
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pumt99 wrote...
Sooo, any opinions about the game? I probably won't get it since I didn't like ME2.Well i just started playing and i am currently about 4-6 hours into the game, until now it has been quite underwhelming. Sadly that doesnt really suprise me, after Dragon Age 2 and SWTOR.
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I think one of my favorite improvements (Besides Biotic Charge into Nova) is the fact that shipmates will communicate with each other, something that was missing in earlier games.
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wait you finally get to see tali's face :O
Hell ill buy the game just for that xD, i want to finally know if its right for me to love her or not xD
Hell ill buy the game just for that xD, i want to finally know if its right for me to love her or not xD
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The ending was so depressing. Disappointing to say the least, but I guess I saw it coming. Seeing as how IGN beat the entire game already.
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IneededAusername? wrote...
The ending was so depressing. Disappointing to say the least, but I guess I saw it coming. Seeing as how IGN beat the entire game already.Spoiler:
DLC time... BTW Bioware says it's possible to play the game after the story ends... how? Besides the obvious online multiplayer.
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I have read many bad reviews about the game before planning to get it. This will contains huge spoilers so bear with me ( be prepared to get spoiled a fair bit if you open the spoiler tab).
After all these reviews, I wonder whether I should even get the game at all...
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After all these reviews, I wonder whether I should even get the game at all...
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Hildedge, edit your post quickly by adding a spoil tag, your revealing the ending to people that have yet to played it yet.
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Hildedge wrote...
I like it but since I spoiled it for myself and found out shepard does not, in fact, have a favorite store on the citadel.Smooth operator.
Bartre wrote...
shipmates will communicate with each other, something that was missing in earlier games.Unless you mean while on the ship, then this was already in ME1: elevator rides and chats in certain locations initiated by Shepard.
Watched friend play it. It's just like the demo: awkward animations, underwhelming voice acting, bad lip sync, stoic facial expressions most of the time, and the paragon and renegade dichotomy.
I watched the mars level. Bioware dumbed down the speech system so much that there's no middle option; you're either a paragon or a renegade. Worst of all, you can't investigate shit. You'll be able to pick one sentence on the left if Bioware's feeling generous. Fuck, even in ME2, while meeting Jacob for the first time, you can investigate the shit out of what's going on.
After the mission, on the citadel, my nigga checked out Avina. I expected her options to be: o-goodbye
Unfortunately, Bioware decided to be inconsistent. So far, this game is totally worth the $0 he paid for it.
Edit: Also, the tali face:
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If that's what we get after all this time then it would've been better to never see her face. Did the art team get distracted by an orgy before finishing their jobs?
I've seen this game's metacritic ratings. EA has a lot of money to spare.
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hmm seeing the tali face i cant help but be incredibly disapointed xd
In fact just typing it into google you get so much more better fan made things,
THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT TALI OR ANY QUARIAN
My Fav being:
and more realistically..but still stangely attractive:
Still havent got the game but all ive heard is bad reviews, is there anyone thats actually enjoyed it?
In fact just typing it into google you get so much more better fan made things,
THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT TALI OR ANY QUARIAN
My Fav being:
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and more realistically..but still stangely attractive:
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Still havent got the game but all ive heard is bad reviews, is there anyone thats actually enjoyed it?
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Drag0nf0rce wrote...
is there anyone thats actually enjoyed it?Oh sure, plenty of people loved Gears of Effect 3. Too bad none of them are people who actually give a fuck about the quality of the ME series.
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Want ME3 really badly, but also want Naruto Generations, Soul Calibur 5, the PS Vita, and plus my PS3 is semi-broken so I need to replace it to play One Piece Kaizoku Musou, plus I need a laptop. So many things I desire, yet so little cash.
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Rbz wrote...
Edit: Also, the tali face:
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If that's what we get after all this time then it would've been better to never see her face. Did the art team get distracted by an orgy before finishing their jobs?
I've seen this game's metacritic ratings. EA has a lot of money to spare.
I'd be ranting about "fuck bioware and fuck EA", but you all are doing the job more eloquently than I could. I'm personally trading this game in tomorrow and going with the game I was assfuck-retarded to pass up and go for this instead: Tales of Graces F.
At least with a Tales game I know I'm in for a game that has actual thought and give-a-shit put into it. Just that image alone is a symbol for how much of a colossal failure this game, and Bioware, has become.
What's worse? Aside from Garrus and Mordin, Tali was my favorite character.
...Fuck...



