Unconfirmed Girlfriend X

The logical side of me feels like this kinda thing shouldn’t end well. The side of me into older women however, just nods in silent jealousy.

Instead of spit, this kid's sucking tiddy (old-ass reference Mysterious Girlfriend X).

Judging by the sweater she was wearing, she was definitely on a mission.

I love her design. I wish we'll see her again if Syowmaru ever decides to grace Fakku with another work.

You got treated like a hero because you ARE a hero dude. Hero's aren't born, they're made, by scoring hot older women like this. Screw Superman.

I know there was a plot somewhere, but the boobs got in the way of me seeing it clearly.

Yep. He just got ara-ara'd.

I find the title to be rather interesting.
Hmm, so his friend pressuring him into proving that he had a girlfriend provided our heroine here the perfect chance to go for him, eh? That's nice.
I quite like the ending though. Despite her being a stalker of sorts, he still came to like her enough that he wants to 'make the lie I(he) told my(his) friend', so that's nice! And hey, she even has his mother's approval!

Whenever I'm asked how we met I could never come up with a believable story.

Tell them you were walking down the street not paying attention because you were too busy with your phone when you crash landed onto a wonderful pair of tits.

You see Takumi the truth will set you free.

Now go and enjoy your status of lucky bastard.

It's a Halls and Oats song come to life.

*tries to read the story but can't as those sweet boobies keep distracting him*

This is like every teenage boy dream.

Oh-Kay ... so Yukie's been 'stalking' Takumi since they had a "Crash Into Hello" encounter, she recognizes his attraction towards (a-hem) tig ol' biddies, she's got his Mom's Approval, and she happily Om-Nom-Nom'ed his virginity faster that Pac-Man could move.

Perhaps we should volunteer this as a tag: "Entrapment".

All that aside, cute enough to get APPROVED!