Angelus Lapsus wrote...
When I describe myself as a blithering idiot One or more of the following things happen:
1. I get tongue tied
2. I say something completely off topic and random
3. I just clam up and walk away with out another word
4. I become an asshole(Though I am an asshole to some people n a regular basis)
I'm going to put a shock collar on you. When you make a mistake when talking to a girl. I'll shock the fuck out of you. Think of the proverbial pissing on the third rail. You won't make that mistake again. I won't kill you but, you'll remember to not make the same mistake.
Eventually, you'll get it right, or die. Whichever.