Fiery_penguin_of_doom Posts

The "FRIEND ZONE" is like an abyss. Once you are there. Nobody can hear you scream.

Angelus I know exactly where you are coming from. I used to turn into a blithering idiot as well. Especially, one of those cliche' male leads in T.V. shows.

If you are finding yourself becoming scattered when you talk (You forget what you wanted to say,etc) then just bite your tongue and take a second to collect your thoughts and yourself. The problem here is confidence. You body is hitting the panic button. If you don't show personal confidence then women will lose interest. Women hate men who aren't confident in themselves.

If your tongue refuses to obey your brain the try practicing what you want to say to get the muscle memory down. One problem here is that if it seems to rehearsed then it'll come across as being fake.



It's easier to have a Ménage à trois or a Polyamory style relationship. Instead of a no strings attached relationship. My involvement with a couple of those basically sealed the door on a girl that I am romantically interested in.

Set a monitor to anime, set a few to stock market information and trading screens. Set another on to google, another to wikipedia, one to a video game, another to an MMO with a character set to an automatic bot (yes, I realize MMO's find those "illegal"). Then leave the final one on the desktop. There they are all doing something (assuming they are all connected to the same central cpu.

Where do you come up with these things!?!

You're like a walking google image search!

I'd nail that to my wall
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..No seriously, I would mount it on my wall
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Stop that!

Every time I read something you post I swear I hear the English VA for Chad from Bleach talking. I know it's because of your avatar. Damn, if only people would think L was talking when they read my comments.

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Make your own and you can put them anywhere you want.

Still I'd pay for a Hinata version of this.

Electoral College FTW bitches!

Nothing outweighs personal rights and freedoms. Unless the exercising of those rights and freedoms prevents another person from exercising their personal rights and freedoms.

The government needs to regulate these kinds of things intelligently. The government needs to play the role of a referee since the referee only steps in when the rules are broken. They don't tell the players how to play the game. A good analogy of their current methods are like trying to do surgery with a battle axe.

Seph is correct though. America is pretty damn socialist already. By comparison we are already blowing by France and it's socialism. Next is National Health care, Nationalizing the "Big Three" and large banks because "They are too big to fail".

The Government has been stepping on every constitutional right. The checks and balances within the government are coming apart. So if the president and senate belong to the same party it's a fast track for any bill they make.

A few more steps and the constitutional federal republic you knew will become a complete socialism. Once that happens the only way to change it is to wait for an economic collapse like the Soviet Union. Then the country will be up for grabs again.

Don't worry. Masturbation counts as exercise. Your fine...for now :twisted:

Two possible things may happen

1) Humanity is destroyed or nearly destroyed by robots (think Matrix and animatrix)
2) Hot robot sex. Why would a guy have sex with a girl when he can have sex with his fantasy that won't say "no"?

Stop posting comics that I read. I'll feel like your watching me. Hell, I already feel like Hibia is staring at me 24/7.

To say something on topic. Last time I check today the DOW was hovering around +150.something something

Edit:Scratch that. The DOW is down 270.80 as of the moment I am posting this.

It's typical human behavior. Our brains are wired to remember the negative side of things more often than the positive side. That is usually a factor when relationships end because people only remember the fights instead of all the "good times".

Ha! LICD..my favorite webcomic.

Wait, what the fuck!? I'm the only one allowed to post LICD stuff. Goddamn it that was my shtick!

Though I agree. We shouldn't be rewarding mediocrity.

I came to that conclusion one day while I let my mind run on autopilot (I zoned out at work and went on a mental autopilot while I was thinking). Emo are generally coddled spoiled teens who complain about any minor negative in their lives. They are just suburban kids that have everything but, act as if they are persecuted.

I'll do it for five bucks. Provided you pay all other expenses.

I fully accept the risk I am taking when I go without my raincoat. I understand the possibility of an STD or having a kid. I have worn a condom an a couple of occasions but, that was when I spent a week doing nothing but, having sex. I have been having unprotected sex (with consistent partners) for over six years now.

You are right though. Guys, wear your rain coat.

It was a reference to Family Guy. It wasn't a swipe at you.

Peter, Bill Gates, Micheal Eisner, Carter Peutersmit (lois's Father),and Ted Turner are sitting at a poker table and the game starts.

Ted: Are Aces High or Low?
Peter: They go both ways
*Bill and Micheal laugh*
Bill Gates: He said they go both ways
Ted: Like a Bi-sexual
Micheal: Yes, Ted that was the joke.

Edit: Chobbits. I may end up playing "I love my computer" too much

I doubt that. Their entire generation has been coddled since birth. Parents never say no because parents can't discipline unruly children because if you do anything to them it's considered child abuse.

So since parents can't discipline their children they are generally able to get what they want and it has set about this entire generation of "Me, Me,Me". A good example are the Emo's. They come from well off families yet, they complain about how much their lives suck because they can't get some stupid bullshit. I could link child obesity to the blocking of actual "parenting" and the general self absorbed nature of modern children.

I agree, the system isn't evil by itself. Just like anything else can't be inherently evil. Just how it's used.

You get a rep.

Nah, he's fucking with you. It's Tea in an old Capt. Morgan bottle. Yeah, that's right, I said you like tea.