Gravity cat Posts

Got woken up at 5 by the cat jumping on me. Then she kept meowing to go out so I let her out. She later comes back in and continuously meows in the bathroom so I go to have a look. There she is casually chilling in there playing with the bathmat - which she never does. Heard a squeak as she pawed at it and realised she brought a live mouse in. Which I rescued.

Good thing it didn't try to run away as I picked it up and didn't struggle as I cupped it in my hand to take it outside.

Kuro is better

Having no sex life does suck. If it wasn't for masturbation I'd have probably gone crazy. Or done something productive.

You know if you posted more than 20 times in the 10 days you were active three years ago you probably would've left more of a lasting impression. More so if you rustled some jimmies. But you didn't, so nobody remembers you.

Talk to them about it. See how they feel. If they don't feel the same then continuing the FWB relationship you have going may only cause you pain later on down the road.

• Salt in tea instead of coffee

I know, I'm the fucking devil reincarnate

• Had a rather unpleasant sex dream last night. I fucked a fat bird I didn't know or recognise who was literally flooding by the time I put it in. During coitus she only got worse and worse and it was fucking horrid. When it came the time to do anal I refused and let my friend, who again I didn't know or recognise and appeared out of nowhere, perform the act. For some reason pictures were taken and post-coitus all I could see were turds all over his dick in the pictures. Efukt moment.
  
  Not surprising then that it caused me to wake up.
  
  Of all the dreams to remember in mostly great detail, I remember this one.

• I've been told to interact with customers more at work, as well as Till-point-telling and other things. Not to say feedback isn't welcome because it is, I know full well I need to work on my people skills.
  
  But here's the kicker: I'm already hassling customers to the teeth for Loyalty cards and I've yet to observe anyone else, including the Manager (who spends most of her time out the back or simply moving shit around), actively engaging with customers unless the customer strikes up a conversation first. Worse still, there was one time we had a guy from Head Office do a shift with us for a couple of hours; he only asked customers if they needed help for 10 or 20 minutes before giving up. He spent a majority of the time either on his phone (on the shop floor I might add), on the computer or having a fag break. Even on Work Experience I was told to speak to customers but nobody else was doing it, so I stopped.
  
  So to now once again tell me to do something that nobody else is doing is a bit of a joke. Lead by example and the rest shall follow.

Found out today that the work experience girl who started with us a couple of weeks ago packed it in today citing that she quit because there's no job at the end of it so there's no point. Considering that she was forced to do it by the Job Centre that'll probably affect her claim, and it's not exactly something you can add to a CV (Yeah I did work experience, but quit). But hey, not my problem.







Also I've got the shits. Started out as trapped wind which got gradually worse. When I got home I did a really big fart which was particuarly smelly. Sure sign I need to birth a mini arsebaby. In the past 45 minutes I've gone 3 times. If you include this morning, that makes 4 times today.

Fuck the druids

Pay strippers to dress up as servers and wear horse masks, and have sex with them.

Half a decade to go

Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo is my favourite. Not really feels but it has a good ending.

We still can't link to Ex?

Because everyone else knows you can get it for free, so the price gets cranked up to 11.

On the internet, nobody knows I'm not really a content developer at Jagex.

I wanna get my dick covered in ectoplasm. Because it has Restore Magicka, Fortify Destruction, Fortify Magicka and Damage Health and you can use it to improve Ghostblade.

I'll have the most magically inclined dick the world has ever seen.

I'll say.

You can still go on the Doujinshi page, the options from the dropdowns are present in a box at the top of the page:



Though "Popular" and "Controversial" are up there twice I've noticed, and it's missing "Tags"

^

Down to personal opinion.





Here's my "criteria" for the things you've mentioned:

Appearence:


Personality


Intelligence