Gravity cat Posts

I was given the nickname "Crimson Chin" (named after the superhero from Fairly Odd Parents) by a couple of guys and they mocked me by "communicating" with me with "chinny chin chin chin". There was nothing wrong with my chin but for some reason they latched onto the idea that it was huge. Every day for 4 years it went on and the teachers did fuck all about it. The two who were doing it had a fall out and I befriended one of them. It stopped from that point on.

Then there's the arseholes who are just a dick to everyone considered "not popular". One time a guy (who was a right cunt) kept a door shut with his foot to stop us going to class, but that's where my weight came in handy; I pushed through and it smacked him in the knee. In a rage he shoved me then punched me in the back. Classmates (including my crush at the time) were more concerned about me. That was a good day.

I'd take a trip there for regular chubby girls, so fuck yes

I work up a sweat fairly easily when doing odd jobs.

It's because of this that I can't stand summer; where I sweat in buckets - and love Winter; where I feel content and don't feel the cold as long as I'm moving about. The cold weather also has the added perk of preventing the aches I normally get in my back. Fingers still feel the cold though, so still need to wear gloves. During Winter I thank my lucky stars that I'm a chubby guy.



Also the manager's been lying about her hours. We don't clock in, so there's no way to prove it. But just from the fact that last week when we did the Containers, she edited the rotas to reflect that we left at half 3, but left hers at 5pm.

100% is the closest but doesn't quite make it. Maybe add another 20% and we're in Chubsville.

They always shine a light in their face, which might be why. Puts focus on the face.

If she doesn't offer "backroom" services it's a waste of money. Besides extended time cuddling from the opposite sex gives me a boner.

Didn't get scolded for last Thursday's fiasco (but I wasn't going to remind her)

And because I'd posted to Facebook saying I was late for work because I had a rip in my trousers, went home to change and missed a bus, they didn't chase me up for being late as they'd read it. In fact when I got there, they made it clear they read it and found it hilarious. Winner!

Just scroll down you lazy cunt.

Might be a tad difficult. Had trouble enough getting this to upload because of the Filesize limit.

Might just find a premade festive one this year. Can't be fucked.

Louise confirmed shit by /a/. So is her queen-friend but my not-waifu Henrietta for NTR.

It's Black Friday weekend; even Sunday is chaos. Getting into the Designer outlet, all you can see is cars.

This was not helped by one of the two tills being busted since Friday; so the queue was pretty much out the door.

This was made worse by having an irate customer complaining to the only two staff members in the shop, both of which were covering one till (myself and a Supervisor) about allegedly tripping on the floor mats we had out on the shop floor. It was ridiculously hard to be sympathetic towards her as she had a face of thunder and was a right cow. She not only demanded our names and the number of Head Office, but she said that had I not moved them she'd have taken a picture as evidence. Even when she got an apology (although not from me) she really milked the fact that "her knees hurt and has to go to the hospital", yet she had no difficulty walking and if someone had fallen over someone would have made a fuss and alerted us to her presence. But nothing of the sort happened.

Gotta love it when cunts take the opportunity to try and get compensation for something that most likely didn't happen at the busiest - and worst - times.

Pork chops master race.

It used to be possible to find out simply by clicking it, but they were sadly removed.

Feeling better about my cock up than I did yesterday.

Been watching the Japanese version of Digimon Adventures because a lot of YouTubefags commenting on a video claimed it was better.

I still prefer the dub, despite minor dubbing errors (like flashback dialogue not matching to what was actually said), dubbing-induced plotholes (like Gomamon apparently knowing Unimon and being good friends with it but never seeing Unimon again, and Kari claiming she'd been to the Digital World when she hadn't) and censorship. The voices in the original are horrendous, especially Agumon's. And the music either doesn't play during fights or it's completely unfitting. Plus Etemon is way better as an Elvis impersonator.

I'll admit that the dialogue between characters and announced attacks could have stayed more true to the original.

At work we do these vouchers called Love2Shop, essentially money off a transaction when presented.

I was presented with one while on the tills and didn't put it through correctly; it was a £5 one but I somehow put it through as £11.95 (the transaction cost). My face went blank the moment the cash draw opened. Immediately I got my manager but she forgot how to rectify it, (and was pretty unsympathetic) so I'm having a discrepancy against me and going to get a Formal Warning on Tuesday, because apparently she can't refund it as no money switched hands so they're £11.95 out of pocket.

Seems a little unfair considering she forgot how to sort vouchers put through erroneously, but meh. So I felt like absolute shit from then on. Still do now, actually. Good thing I have a day off tomorrow to mope about it and I find out on Tuesday what's actually happening.


TL;DR - I put a voucher through wrong and now I'm in the shit because my workplace is £12 out of pocket. Fuckin' retail everybody. Would just be so much easier if vouchers didn't exist and people just paid what they owe.

Bought things from my workplace with one-time 50% staff discount. One of the things was Target Shots, a large box for a tiny product. Includes 12 foam bullets and two tiny cheaply made plastic guns, but they fire really well. Had so much fun with them when I got them home.

Someone at work wanted to buy something but already used her discount, so I offered to use my unused 50% discount to get what she wanted as well and paid by card. She didn't have the money on her so she owes me a tenner.

Delivery didn't turn up yesterday which meant we were overstaffed and bored, and the one today was late and we had to take in 3 pallettes in just less than 2 hours.

We decided not to scan it in and we were done with 20 minutes to spare (before finishing work).

All of this; cancer.

You need to get out more.

Relevant to my username.