Gravity cat Posts

Two for Tuesday at Dominos.

Waste of money but a) no food in the house and b) I'm fucking starving

Minecraft again.

• Woke up this morning with the idea to dismantle 3 of the "shops" I built in the early days of the Village I created and rebuild them 10 blocks back into the outer walls. Mostly did it so the Village looks less cramped as shit and the Farmer's shop is also inside a wall, thought why not? Also because I can't think of anything else to do on Minecraft at the moment.
  [*]Placed a Large chest down to hold blocks from dismantling the building, and worked on deconstructing the Blacksmith. Had minor problems with flooding because it was near a lake.
  [*]Rebuilt it. Only major differences are; the floor is now Stone rather than Cobble, I'm not using Glass, the entrance is made of Stone Bricks rather than Slabs, the Counter is Stone Bricks rather than Cobble-Wall, and made more room for the back area (which is mostly cosmetic but it has an Anvil, 2 crafting tables and a couple of fuelled Furnaces, because you never know). Looks much nicer.
  [*]Once that was done I moved the original two Blacksmiths in. Had to "convince" them in by pushing them into the Building and blocking their escape route with Dirt.
  [*]Deconstructed the Chapel and started digging out the hole for it, but realised the Lake was going to be a nuisance (especially for the Butcher's later on). So I filled part of the lake in with Dirt. I'm now a Large Chest and a half lighter and it took about 2 hours thanks to the water and my stubbornness for digging up Sand.
  [*]Finished the Chapel. No real change to the design besides not using Birch Planks and Stairs for the roof and now only using End Stone for the ceiling, using Birch Logs as pillars, and it has steps leading up to the Priest.
  [*]Moved the Priest in. It's not the original but this one has better trades. Again had to "convince" him in with Dirt but he was being stubborn so had to "convince" him further with the odd punch or two. Iron Golem's gonna want my testicles when I'm next on.

And I had to end my session there because the TV was required. Just need to do the Butcher's and I'll be done.

I will need to redo the floor outside the shops because I dug it up and placed Dirt in its place. Ordinarily I use Gravel lined with Jack-o-Lanterns as a path (because I'm too cheap to use Glowstone), but even with Grass it looks shite right now.

Mine was Pokaman: The sexual adventures of Nurse Joy.



And an adorable yet sexy picture of an animu girl in a nightgown, which I liked so much I drew but I've never been able to find the image again.

But that's not the end of the story, oh no. I stopped looking at Hentai for a while until 3 years back when I wanted another form of porn because I was bored of what I was usually whacking off to. Found HentaiDreaming, whacked off to most of the videos on the now-shutdown site, got into the Manga section, developed a taste for WINcest and I was directed here on the site's chatbox where I developed more fetishes.

No idea what actually got me into doujinshi and eromanga, dick just loved it.

Nada.

I tried both + and -. Both reset to 0.

Test.

Edit: Yep, reps are broken.

Minecraft:

• Reduced the amount of Villagers I have in my village. I found out the hard way that with the sheer amount of Villagers I had I started getting Zombie Sieges. They spawned anywhere they liked and even killed off the Villagers which were behind counters. The librarian was the hardest one to replace because the centre of the Village is to the far side of the hole-in-the-ground they're contained in and any chance he had to escape he took it. Used so many fences.
  [*]Looked up the Siege mechanics later and found out you need more than 19 Villagers to start one. So, I removed doors and killed a few with crap trades off. Last headcount was 18.
  [*]Just to be safe though, put a Diamond Sword up on an Item Frame in the Blacksmith shop. It has Smite V and Knockback II, so will come in very handy should anything go amiss.
  [*]Still enough Villagers to make an Iron Golem spawn. Free Iron.
  [*]Started building a "Village Hall". One of my Cats is my "secretary".
  [*]Friend joined me on my world but it just resulted in crippling lag for the both of us. You'd think a game about blocks and pixels wouldn't get so bad.

JubyPhonic, some weeb who covers Jap songs in English.

Quite fit though, from the one picture I've seen of her.

The last time I got completely fuckfenced was last New Year's. Or was it the one before? Not important.

>Went to a houseparty with free booze flowing like water. (The girl who threw the party fancies my best friend but he doesn't wanna know. Hilarious tale, but that's a story for another time.)
>Drank quite a bit and got quite tipsy. Took a liking to booze which tasted like banana milkshake.
>Time of the evening came when people left to go clubbing, but I stayed behind.
>Made myself comfortable on one of the living room chairs, and all along the floor were bottles of alcohol.
>Picked up a few bottles and mixed them into a large one.
>Was dared to drink the mixture which tasted vaguely like banana milkshake and liquor.
>Downed it like a bro, but remember nothing after that moment

I woke up on the living room floor with my shoes on. I remember taking them off when I got there, so that was weird. The moment other people woke up, they looked at me as if I'd shamed them.

Turns out I got so blind drunk from the mixture of booze that I couldn't stand. Apparently at some point I was busting for a piss, but I couldn't even get up the stairs, so I had the bright idea to put my shoes on and try to go for a piss in the back garden. Since I couldn't stand I had to be carried out to do the deed. A girl at the party was supposed to be sleeping in the living room with me as part of sleeping arrangements, but I "wouldn't shut up", so she had to go upstairs to find somewhere else.

I didn't wake up with a hangover, and I gained the respect of the girl's step-dad who also had no idea how I was mostly unaffected by the night before.

Irrelevant, but relevant.

https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove

The guy behind this has the right idea. He recently rallied a bunch of people to donate towards billboards saying "God loves gays" which basically is a middle finger to the Westboro Baptist Church.

Depends on the mood. If things get passionate, my carnal desire to fuck her cunt raw emerges.

Especially if she's dickteased me beforehand.

Edit: Just realised I've already posted in this thread. Oh well.

>Make an account on the G.E-hentai forums .
>You now have access to Exhentai.
>Clear Exhentai Cookies in your browser's settings
>Go to Exhentai.
>Profit

Also you don't need to add black font BBCode; by default text is black. Same goes for Font Size, by default it's 12. Having BBcode that makes font look identical to default is just extra work for no benefit whatsoever.

Vivian James best girl on the Internet.

One doesn't simply forget the "Don't revive dead threads" thing because it's so simple.

This relaxes me more than anything else.

Being stubborn or bandwagon hopping doesn't just apply to 'Muricans. The dumb portion of Britfaggia do it a lot.

Though I guess, this being a 'Murican show, isn't really relevant. But I just wanted to put that out there.

I'm only at half mast. That was disappointing.

Got Sly 1, Sly 2 and Sims 1 for PS2 before all the PS2 games were taken down because they'd been on display for longer than 10 days, and a new phone case. All for under a 5er at the place I volunteer.

I'm guessing it's one of those sites where you have to pay to talk to people and fake profiles everywhere.

It actually exists. Huh.