Gravity cat Posts

Does fake gore count as the type of gore that's against the rules?

I don't see that many threads complaining about trolls, if at all. Whoever they are probably just need to grow a thicker skin.

Anyway, on topic:

I don't think I know any forum that has an Ignore function. Not sure why one would be necessary either since you can just simply ignore a user without external help. You could Block a harassing user I suppose, but that's why we have the Report function, and providing picture evidence helps them get b&.

If anything big red text saying "You have ignored this user" whenever they post would be more annoying than seeing regular posts. And potentially confusing when someone else quotes them.



With YouTube though, it's necessary. YouTubers are, most of the time, idiots. There's idiots everywhere, but YouTube has its own brand of idiocy.

Here I don't think it would work, partly because that kind of setup isn't really suited for a forum, but also because it could potentially be ripe for abuse - people making alts to purposely downvote entire threads with the intention of having every post hidden. That's what happened on YouTube when Google+ was first made mandatory, if I recall. Completely legitimate and inoffensive comments being automatically removed simply because it was that easy. I may just be jumping to the worst-case scenario though.

Finally got my Exemplar on GTA Online. Bit slow off the mark, but it's quick. Could even rival my Sultan. Just need to mod it up a bit.

I think I'm done getting good 4-door cars now. Just need to focus on finishing upgrading the ones I currently have. My first car, the Cavalcade, has been neglected a lot.

I'm usually the one to take things others say out of context. Innuendos are so much fun.

Today my till buddy at Voluntary was telling me about her Apprenticeship and somehow it ended with me going "OH AYE!" because of something she said, but I can't remember how the conversation went.

Been working at the Charity shop today. The elder volunteer there (who is a top bloke) says that my till buddy and I should consider being Keyholders. In part due to understaffing but also because we've been working there for about a year now, and are "stars". He also gave us £1.50 each (well, insisted we take it) as a small token of his appreciation for us being there.

Put me in a right good mood, that.

Just realised I've not been on Minecraft much lately. Spent my evening playing R&C1. I shall need to fix that tomorrow.

• Work Experience girl who started on Tuesday dropped out, supposedly because she got a job. After telling me she was on JSA for a year and a half and was forced to do Work Experience, and the location of said job would mean her wages would just about cover the train fare, I have doubts. But, not my problem.
  [*]We've got another Work Experience person starting soon, this time a guy. He's on probation for Theft, but they've given him a chance since he was honest about it. Let's hope this won't come back to bite us.
  [*]The Assistant Manager's friend has joined the Workforce as of today. I'm no longer the freshest meat in terms of both Work Experience and Workforce. Suhweet!
  [*]What to do with paycheques - keep them.

The dick sizes from males in Hentai do make me feel inadequate.

Even if they are fictional you still relate to them as humans in some form.

Received my first paycheque. Got paid more than I expected. But...

• Received my first paycheque. I'd never been paid for working before (been on tons of unpaid Work Experience or Voluntary, but never a true paying job) so I asked what I had to do with it, where I was told to just keep it. 24, never been paid for work and had no idea about the concept of paperwork accompanying payment. Feel like such a noob at life. Better late than never though, I suppose.
  [*]Today's hours were changed without my knowledge at some point between Tuesday just-gone and today. Originally I was meant to be in at 1pm and leave at 7, but was pushed an hour back so I had to be in at 12 and leave at 6. Nobody told me, so I lost out on an hour.

But at least...

Fucked someone in the woods against a tree. What wasn't inside her got pretty cold. I don't recommend it unless you want cold legs and shrivelled bollocks. If you're standing up, tired legs and leaves in crevices you didn't know existed.

In my teenage years they made up the entirety of my lovelife.

Did they work? No.

Why? Young, dumb and the wrong people.

I can be a passionate man in the bedroom.

Pence. We lose the P when it goes into £s, and the Poundsign always comes before the number.

le example:
95p
£1.25

I know, right. I think whoever priced it up had no idea about the value of handheld consoles.

It was a little while ago now but I'm still amazed by it.

I work at a charity shop every Saturday, and one week I saw a Gameboy Advance SP in a red case, along with 5 movie-based GBA games, going for 95p. All it was missing was the charger.

An absolute steal, and it works perfectly. Looked on Amazon afterwards and the cheapest GBA/SP I can find is 20 quid.

>broke
>wants to buy a 3DS

Am I missing something?

I was in my boxers playing Minecraft until we had a bang at the door. I couldn't find any clothes so my mum came down from upstairs and answered the door where it was her drunken friend. She invited herself in so I had to hide in the kitchen. Felt like an eternity.

Getting a bit off topic, but first ten-a-penny (which I first heard on GTA:SA), now this.

Noice!

I don't know how you can expect anyone to know that you have "been around the block" when you're not a regular poster and gave no indication of the sites you have been using other than Mangafox, Onemanga and possibly Fakku (which is hardly around the block).

I usually just Google a manga series (along with the term "read online"), and I get a website to read it off. The magic of Google.

The ones who play the Rape card are either a femininazi, or just a bitch.