Gravity cat Posts

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Would be interesting to join one. I know people who like anime where I live, just don't speak to them often enough to consider them "friends".

Fart attacks all day

Well isn't that creepy of you

I should be surprised this exists but sadly I'm not

Sadly enough it won't, because not everyone reads things. And others won't believe it.

She said she was 16.

loljk I don't require age

Had a bit of a harem going, never a gangbang.

Got into GTA Online again and did Missions on Hard with friends. Bought myself a Garage for 75k. I now have 2 cars out of a possible 6.

My "freebie" Personal Vehicle from the Tutorial is the Cavalcade. I didn't realise that whacking a Tracker onto a car makes it "yours" permanently, so I probably would have chosen a better car. But I've grown attached to it seeing as it's seen me through my noobiest moments. I'll probably like it more once I unlock better Engines and Turbos for quicker acceleration. Shame it has no bodywork mods though. Besides the usual Paintjobs.

A guy I've known since I was 11.

He was the kind of guy who was nice to your face but talks about you behind your back. He would also ignore you whenever he got into a relationship and if you got on with his girlfriends better than he did, get jealous and bullshit about you so she won't talk to you.

One confirmed thing he said about me was that I was a "sexual pervert" and I didn't hear from either of them for a year and a half. The only reason I did hear from them again was because she was visiting him, got drunk at his friend's party, they went out and she banged on my door. It was at that point I found out their relationship was on the rocks and he openly confessed to me that he wanted to cheat on her. I took her to his (where she apologised for ignoring me because she believed every negative thing he said about me) while he tried - and failed - to get his end in at his friend's party. Apparently the girl he was after did get fucked, but not by him. Dat face of utter jealousy was priceless.

But I digress.

The final straw was when he ignored me for the fourth time because he got into a relationship with an ex of mine which lasted 2 years. 2 years of torture for me, because I still liked her. And he tried every way he could to stop me speaking to her by trying to claim I was all sorts, which worked for a little while because they ganged up on me on EVE online wherever I went and whatever I did, so I left the guild/clan/thingymajooly (you can/could Teamkill if you're in the same clan as them) and quit.

I'll admit I wasn't exactly a saint; I did try and break them up a few times. But an ex I still had feelings for getting together with someone I thought was a friend broke me.

Eventually I stopped speaking to them for a while for the sake of my sanity. It helped. By the time I began speaking to her again they'd long since broken up and I'd gotten over her. I gave him the opportunity for us to talk it out. He didn't respond, so I finally told him what I thought of him and cut ties.

After 3, nearly 4 years, this pretty much sums it up:



The entire experience left me hating people and becoming a shut-in for 2 years.

TL;DR - A guy I know who treated me like shit.

Post-pub visit to the shop for "I've-got-the-munchies" food came to over a tenner.

I saw it coming, but I'm still surprised. That picture is really fucking creepy though.

>make 3 bacon sammiches
>kind of bacon where the strips are huge but also has a lot of fat on it. Fat I don't mind but it was stringy and chewy.
>wolf down third sammich, only to be left with a sliver of uneaten bread
>don't like wasting food, so attempt to eat it on its own
>I don't like bread on its own
>I keep chewing, but fail to find an opportunity to swallow
>bread gets all mushy and the consistency becomes unpleasant
>body eventually rejects it and I start dryheaving
>emergency run to the toilet to spit it out before I chunder

I wasted food by trying not to waste food.

>views are important

You haven't figured it out? Streams like that are just for the host to stroke his own dick at how 1337 he is.

It gives people the option.

I've watched a few friends' streams and it's quite fun. Sure I'd rather play the game myself but chatting with others, or the host directly is pretty neat. Especially if said stream is just to fuck about.

Last time he played a modded Oblivion. He flew about on a Dragon (not the WyvernSkyrimDragons, a Western Dragon) and I told him to kill random named NPCs.

12 hours sleep last night. Fuck me, did I need that.

Whelp, best do my application.

Or for an underagefag to try and be older.

"If there's grass on the wicket" has its loopholes.

Fuck you, you've now made me paranoid.