Gravity cat Posts

Classic response to jimmies being ever so slightly rustled.

Black Jesus > Jesus

If I went I'd just end the porn industry singlehandedly with my sexiness.

Me not going is a public service.

Get out.

Minecraft:

• Finished the conversion of my Saddled Pig's luxury condo into a larger sheep pen. More room for the sheep means an easier time shearing them because they don't all crowd into a small space. The saddled pigs are now penned off next to my pig farm with chests with Saddles and Carrot-sticks.
  [*]Got a breeding pair of Mooshrooms. I had to get 2 because the single Mooshroom wouldn't breed with a regular cow, which sucked.
  [*]Moved my sheep into the new pen, moved the cows into the pen next to where they were, and the Mooshrooms are where the cows were.
  [*]Started building a Ghast Pixel art model over my house made of White, Light Grey, Grey and Black Wool. Had to use a bit of Stone for another shade of grey. Done the underbelly and the face, just need to do the sides, back, top and the tentacle thingies. Got the dimensions wrong slightly, but I couldn't find a texture file with a grid. Would've been so much easier.

Real Life:

• Feel more confident on the till at work. Still not without my minor mishaps though. Like that time I closed the drawer without getting change out. Oops.
  [*]Drew some money out for the week and got some more fizzy at ASDA. Get in.

GTA Online:

• Played with friends.
  [*]Played about with my new Grenade Launcher as I'm now Rank 60+. I love it.
  [*]Attempted and failed to claim a bounty because the Buzzard's Rockets wouldn't lock onto them. They got out and Grenaded me. One of my bigger fails. Next time I get myself into a similar situation I'm not going to fly so low and I'll use First-Person view.
  [*]Got a Grey Cat mask. Had the Tabby one for a while and wanted both.

hu da fuq r u

poast moar fgt

Since last time,

• Officially used up all my Cobblestone making my railway. And I still have a little ways to go before constructing the rails.
  [*]Built another Jungle Tree next to the one containing the railway station, so it doesn't look like it's going to topple over from the uneven weight, and instead is suspended evenly. I tried growing one but it wasn't having any of it.
  [*]Found out that Item Frames cause a lot of lag if you use lots of them (they're Entities - as far as the game's concerned they're NPCs). Reduced over half the amount I use and fuck me I haven't seen performance this smooth around my house since what feels like an eternity. But now I have a 64-stack of Item Frames going to waste.

Next time I play I'm going to try and find some Mooshrooms. It will mean rearranging my animal farms so the 'Shrooms are next to the cows, and I might wanna remove the "luxury condo" I built for a saddled pig, fill it in a bit and use that for my sheep or something. Hooray, the area won't be totally useless and I gain sticks from getting the wood back.

[PS3 MINECRAFT INTENSIFIES]

[list]Started a huge project of building a railway leading from my house going around the boundaries of my world. Even though my world is finite, placing Stone Bricks and quickly blasting through stacks of them makes my world feel ginormous. Gone through almost all of my Cobblestone reserves (which I fired into Stone and turned it into Stone Brick) and I'm just about halfway. Making the Rails and Powered rails is going to be fun. I may have to dismantle the old railway I originally was building leading to an NPC village, because there's not much point in it anymore if my house has a player-made one and the new railway goes past it anyway. Or at least it will once I connect the blocks where the rails are going to go.
[*]I started building on a huge Jungle Tree which also acts as a ladder to get out my partially-underground Village, turning it into a Treehouse. But I never finished it, and since the tree is now the start of my railway, consistency demands I turn it into a train station. So need to do that.
[*]Made use of all my Melon Slices I'm not using by crafting them into Blocks and placing them under said tree to make it a Melon Tree. Might name the rail station "Melon Rail". Still got a stack of Melon Blocks so might build a small house out of them for shits and giggles. Or a statue with a Jack'o'Lantern as the head.
[*]The other day I converted a Dungeon with a Zombie Mob Spawner into a Fall Trap. It's functional, I just need to cuten it up. Still need to flatten the land on the surface and make a pixel art of a Zombie's face as the entrance.

I should probably finish one project before doing another. The prettyfying of my Zombie Mob Trap and my railway are among countless other projects I've yet to finish. Like finishing the Obsidian building sitting on top of my World Spawn point, which took ages to figure out the exact dimensionsfor because I had to kill myself so many times and dig a Dirt block out where I spawned. I'm very, very close to finishing it - probably need a stack of Obsidian - but I just haven't done it. And because the Zombie Trap entrance is so close to it, I'll need to move the small Wheat Farm I built.

I'm not big on the Marvel series and particuarly not Thor, but even I gathered that they weren't true siblings.



And what exactly is wrong with this?

100% learned how to use the till at work. (Except gift cards, refunds which I'm not allowed to do, and discounts)

Progress.

Next stop, taking over the world.

Oh it's 9/11 day?

I totally forgot. That's just plane wrong of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJBY9QUWts#t=15

And this is why you don't listen to shippers. Their discussions become retarded to the point where you want to club them like a baby seal.

It's still a grey area because not every country agrees that hentai depicting teenagers or young children would truely class it as paedophillia.

Personally I think it's ridiculous when you try to criminalise fictional porn.

So far I like SAO2, despite the flaws many people have so graciously pointed out. I'm not particuarly fond of Kirito but can admit deflecting bullets with a sword is pretty badarse.



And Sinon's pretty much been spoonfed the concept of "It's not your fault, you had to do what you did to protect yourself and your family" and yet she's still such an emotional wreck. It's almost hilarious.

Kept getting dropped from the GTA Online session my friend was in. Fiddling about with trying to rejoin the session he was in made me just about miss a Special Crate.

I wouldn't mind so much if the game didn't take so long to load when switching between Story Mode and Online mode. And when I got dropped and rejoined Online, it wouldn't auto-join me to my friend's session so I had to join him manually. So, 2 loading screens.

The final time I got dropped I thought "Fuck this I am not waiting for it to load again" and ragequit the game.

You mean this is happening again?

It is quite an annoying bug.

I wonder if it would be possible to add a safeguard where you're prevented from posting a fresh comment if you get the Maintenance page.

Gir's name is Chloe Foster. Twatter

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After yesterday's failed attempt to sign off, I e-mailed another of my advisors asking for alternative methods. She gave me a phone number. Called it and signed off Jobseeker's Allowance by phone.

I'm free.