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People need to look at the dates.

No.

She has a boyfriend as is willing to cheat on him. Gotta ask yourself "Why?". Have they fallen out and she's trying to get some sort of revenge on him? And if she got with you, would she do the same to you?

She's a ho by the sounds of it.

I still stick with my idea of a dick with balls hanging off the cliff edge.

Would have been less boring

:3

Despite getting rudely awakened, the film we saw at the cinema was pretty good.

Went to see Prisoners.

The only notable thing 4chan did was track down Kenny Glenn, the retard who videod himself abusing his cat and uploaded them to YouTube, and got him arrested for animal cruelty.

The rest of the time it's just a bunch of retarded faggots being retarded faggots. And in your case, retarded faggots complaining that the retarded faggots aren't entertaining you enough.

Broski got b@? He was one of the few you listed I tolerated.

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Yesterday

I haven't been able to sleep all night and my right arm is cold. Time to fish out that thick wooly jumper that I like.


Today

I felt ill today so I went to bed early to sleep it off. While I was sleeping my friend decided he wanted to see a film and texted me letting me know that he was picking me up. Of course I wouldn't find that out until he turned up outside my house, waking me up in the process. I hate rushing to put clothes on.

Weirdest boner.

Fuck, you beat me to it.



[size=25]Mr Guru sir, my friend Krillin told me you can help us by... touching me.

Do I look Catholic to you?[/h]

Any wonder it got moved to Random?

But OP does have a point. Seems like you can't take a dump without health and safety crawling all over it. In fact overly sensitive H&S was the reason we couldn't have many school trips when I was in school, way too much paperwork for the teachers and the consequences if things did go tits up were far too severe.

I have other examples but I'm too lazy to remember them.

I dare you to mix gravy granules into milkshake and drink it.

And then the gutting!

Got the knives and forks ready. Drooling as we speak

Dinner

Well we have Scousers (people who are from Liverpool) who are often difficut to understand because of their thick accents, the stereotype that all British people are posh (which is actually far rom the truth generally), the Welsh and their stereotype that they fuck sheep, the Scottish and their stereotype that they're all manly ginger blokes who wear kilts and the Irish and their stereotype of being a nation of filthy drunks.

You've also got the scottish dish Haggis which I thoroughly enjoy, Fish and chips which was, I guess you could say "invented" in for the working class as a result of a big boom in the trawling industry. Oh and Scotch eggs which contrary to the name was actually invented in London. We're also partial to curries, even though that's not a British dish.

You've also got the Yorkshire Miners who to this day are still buttmad at Margeret Thatcher because she closed down roughly 20 coal mines seen as "uneconomic". Safe to say when she died it re-opened old wounds and a lot of them celebrated.

Also we have our own English Dictionary seperate from the US. For example color -> colour. Soda -> soft drink. Fries -> chips. Chips -> Crisps. General pronounciations are different as well, such as "ass", instead we generally say "arse" and "bath" which we pronounce "barth". That is unless you're a scouser, a scot or welsh.

You've also got the racists who frown upon giving foreigners, well, anything. But you get those everywhere.

I founded that place. I'm their queen/king/overseer/ultimate overlord.

Long as they don't begin using Internet slang I'm fine with it. If anything I'd actually prefer the odd slang word here and there.