Gravity cat Posts

Congratulations Gambler <3 Your modship is well deserved.

I dislike the masturbation threads because there's so many. Guilty of posting in a few though.




There is no Elite or Elder anymore, now there's achievements so you can show everybody online that you did.

It's not quite the same. Japanimation tends to have its own style compared to Western cartoons.

The bug eyes, for example.

Trappy Thirstday Mayunnaise

You're not worthy of the title of faggog?

• Head/earphones of any quality will eventually break. Some quicker than others.

• Continuously turning down invitations to go out at some point in your friendship with someone will eventually make them think you'll always say no, even when you start taking the effort

• Not every one of your friends is a genuine friend. Some may cut off contact with you for skewed reasoning, others may only speak to you when they want a favour.

• Your ex can and probably will date one of your friends. Unless she's wrecking the friendship you have with said friend, don't be a dick about it.

• Respond to your friend as soon as you notice he's messaged you to go to a festival. You'll probably forget to respond and he'll get the arse with you for unintentionally ignoring him

• Sheds get really hot in hot weather.

• Plants require watering at least once every other day in hot weather.

• Wearing clothes in hot weather makes me sweat buckets.

• Getting kicked in the balls is painful

• At some point while minding your own business, you'll get a mouthy teenager harrassing you unprovoked for no real reason. You won't be able to do anything to "teach him a lesson" as he'll be accompanied by his friends.

• Getting shitfaced to the extent that you wake up on your friend's living room floor, you don't know what happened after you drank an entire bottle of mixed alcohol with only stories from various people telling of how you had to be carried to the back garden because you couldn't walk there yourself to have a piss is a sure sign that you drank too much.

• Getting shitfaced and waking up feeling mostly fine and dandy the next morning earns the respect of your friend's step-dad.

It's not gay until balls touch.

Wouldn't using the force rip it off?

lol fgt fyi idgaf #swag

J/k

I hope it doesn't degrade any further.

I say my hellos, try to talk about random things then the conversation gets stale because they don't make any effort and I never speak to them again.

Trade girls. You get his girlfriend, he gets the girl that rejected you.

I think it's obvious what you should do, you need to speak to your friend and both the girls involved about all this. Try to arrange for the four of you to meet up, sit down and just talk about the situation.

You obviously have a crush on his girlfriend (I'm assuming the feeling's mutual as you've not told us whether she likes you back), while he's actively pursuing the girl you like/liked who just so happens to be his ex (again, assuming she likes him), but the problem is he hasn't broken up with his girlfriend so he currently has dibs on both of them, which isn't fair on you.

There seriously needs to be more communication going on here because by the looks of it there isn't any at all.

I don't think your reasoning for breaking up with her a bad one, you want to focus on your studies and she misinterpreted the motives behind the breakup as something else. Since the relationship would have been limited to a Long Distance thing, would it have really worked out? Given your history, probably not. You probably would have just broken up again in the future and deciding to break up with her now just gets it overwith.

Also she was probably acting intimate with other guys to make you jealous. Nobody who is that in love with someone does that without ulterior motive. Either that or she's a slut.


For now just focus on your studies and try to get over her.

^ This.

This is retarded. You've known her a few hours so you know nothing about her and haven't properly established each other's roles in your lives. Right now you're still strangers no matter how well you believe you're getting on or how deeply in love you believe you are. Slow the fuck down.

If this carries on I give it a few months before the novelty of how "deeply in love" you both are wears off and you stop speaking to "Ann" altogether. "Christie" will likely find out about this at some point and when she realises that you were arranging a 3-way marriage with her girlfriend behind her back without her knowledge she will probably hate your guts.

I managed to change my profile picture just fine. Try cropping your image down to 160x260 pixels manually and see if that works.

I love Douchey~

It was a nice day so I:

• Constructed a greenhouse. The garden's on a slope so I weighed it down with a stepping stone on the bottom tray

• Fixed the door on the shed

• Pulled up an old bag of stones that'd been left in the garden for several years. The bag had worn away and grass had grown over it. Put the stones in with some gravel and threw the bag away.

• Pulled up a rather large patch of grass that had grown over the pathway

• Watered the garden

Oh and had fish and chips from the chippy for dinner.

I had to stay up late until the cat came in. Now I can't sleep.