Gravity cat Posts

I smell a conspiracy.

Why is that awkward?

Isn't there a Family Planning Clinic or something near you? You know one of those places to get free condoms. Could try your luck there.

You sound really ungrateful, amazed people buy you anything at all.

Closest I've got to "Nice gestures I've hated" is a friend of mine getting me Skyrim for the PS3 for my birthday. 'Nuff said. It's still pretty damn addictive though.

Either that or a relative trying to get me to eat even when I'm not hungry. As if I'm not fat enough. You can only ask me if I want anything to eat so many times in an hour before it gets really annoying or I start to take offense.

Koko's a guy?

Kkz

U wanna be in mah crew?

Why does all the fun stuff happen when I go on holiday?

I've found myself doing the whole reconciling thing a lot lately. Feels good making up with people who previously did your nut in. The worst part is when they fall back into bad habits almost instantly, completely wrecking your resolve to patch things up with them.

That escelated quickly.

How does it feel to be 18 4 days ago?

I'm jealous of the thread that comes out of a Silkworm's arse when it takes a shit. All mine does is be smelly and squishy and warm and horrible. Totally unusable.

Bone the bitch.

Lol WcDonalds. Gets me every time because the arches look like boobs.

Looking forward to it

Edit: Reminded me to continue reading the manga.

Get out.

Posting nao before I have to go away until Friday.

[size=29]*FAGGOG[/h]

I hate everyone with the burning passion of 10,000 crying lolis.

Fuck you all <3

My internet has been hiccupping all day. Keeps telling me it can't find certain websites or that the DNS failed.

Fakku is one of them.

Makes me want to fap to Boku no Pico.