Gravity cat Posts

That was a good one.

My favourite from my binging-on-hentai days were Kanojox3, Mezzo Forte's sex scenes and a hentai I forgot the name of where a demon girl and her associates get gangraped by humans who hate her and all have their stamina magically enhanced.

Edit: It was Ma Ga Ochiru Yoru

I could've sworn we had a defloration tag, but I guess not.

Not enough hours in the day to catch up with animu or gaming.

This has been a consistent theme of my life in the past few months.

The day after no less.

Someone put David Attenborough in bubble wrap.

I can't see it ever happening as long as people are trying to find new ways to get offended or criminalise something for the dumbest reasons. If it was classed as a sex shop maybe the rules would be laxed a bit considering the nature of Fakku and its content, but even then I could see someone secretly filming "evidence of underage characters" in the books and try to get the shop done for child porn.

The world's not ready for it yet.
Maybe one day.

But yeah sounds cool.

I have a drawer for them which I have easy access to.

It also works if you have a thick scottish accent or are Japanese speaking English since they often pronounce Rs as Ls

Or have a lisp and pronounce Rs and Ls as Ws.

Edit: Now I've read all this out loud in my attempt at a scottish accent and it is amusing to me.

I'm glad it's over. The food was nice though.
Just gotta deal with the refunds of unwanted presents for the next 2 weeks.
Yay.

Bad
>My cat was killed. Honestly, still not over that.
>A girl I was interested in who said she was interested in me turned out to be a cunt. She made no effort to comfort me about my cat either. "I don't know how to respond to that". I made the mistake of lending her money as well which I'm likely never going to see again.
>I've been feeling much more depressed the past few months.
>Been yearning for companionship. Yet I feel as if I'd only destroy it with my general attitude since I like to do my own thing for long periods of time, but not everyone has the same idea. They often want constant communication and if I don't give it, arguements.
>Not been to the cinema since October. And before then we'd not gone for 2 months.
>RIP Harambe.


Good
>Climbed up the ladder a bit at my workplace.
>Went to see Red Hot Chillis headlined by Babymetal at the o2 arena.
>Taken a liking to Jim Beam honey whiskey
>Invested in a 3DS
>Various games on the ps4
>I've been told my body build has become more lean. I don't even excercise, I just do most of the heavy lifting at work and end up with a sore everything after.

If I think of more I'll add to the list

Whoever pronounces it "lee-zhur" is weird.

They won't get insects coming near them I guess?

Pronountards make it way too complicated. I'm gonna stick with "it" and be done with it

I had no idea any of this shit went on until Art struck conversation with me a bit ago and told me all about it. Her general attitude pissed me off so I went "Fuck this shit I'm getting off this train before it derails completely" and removed her before it happened so I was a bit out of the loop on it all.

I'm amazed she has a boyfriend despite being a special snowflake.

I've heard about her fall from grace. Not that she was very graced to begin with.



Heard she went full tumblrite. Goes by Chris now if Facebook is anything to go by.

Supermarket creme caramel is quite nice. Can easily eat 6 of the things in a single sitting. Though they don't taste too sweet and I never feel sickly afterwards, I go into a sugar rush after.

SD is the place to get into discussions about real-world topics; like religion, politics or the human psyche. Or even just to get into inane arguements.
This topic is a bit of a grey area because you do seem to be actively trying to start a discussion, but on the whole it just seems more like you requesting recommendations for personal interests than anything else.

Nothing wrong with your thread being moved to Random. It's more fitting here.

I get a little embarrassed but if questioned I'm just straight up honest about it. I tell them why I got into it (bored with regular porn, branched out to greener pastures).

I've told one of my closest friends who wasn't enthralled by the revelation but doesn't see me any less for it.
My mum's questioned me about the parcels that turned up from Fakku with h-manga inside and I was just like "Fuck it" and told her about them. She seemed taken aback by it but generally accepted it. She told my dad who the next day was just like "So I hear you bought porn?". I think he could relate since he had a lot of porn stashed away when I was little which I knew about.

>social justice
>expects stare rape to be mentioned or be the primary theme
>2:15
>my fucking sides

I was on the shop floor on my own at work because everyone else was sat out the back chatting for the good part of an hour and I had 2 queues form in a short amount of time. Apparently I wasn't the only one who had a lack of staff on the shop floor and had massive queues form.

And the same culprits keep leaving their fucking rubbish all over the place. Today I counted 7 disposable cups, 2 still full, and 2 plastic tubs with food still in them. I'm not the tidiest person at my workplace but not putting your disposables in the bin when you're done with them fucks me off.

/rant

23rd December

• Red patchy area's come up in the past few days on my scalp which keeps shedding skin like no tomorrow so I went and got some antidandruff shampoo. Probably won't work but it's worth a try anyway.

• Had someone think "Up to 80% off" means an 80% discount. lol you wishing wish m8. 20% with certain vouchers or go home.

• And a couple of people entered the store 2 minutes before closing. As they left they openly admitted to wanting to piss other shops off by going to them as they're closing. Joke's on them; we all shut at the same time and people want to go home, so some even lock up early. Nobody takes kindly to staying open after trading hours. I sure don't. That's why I lock the doors trapping people in until they leave and if they take their sweet goddamn time I tell them we're closed now.

24th December
A retarded customer.

Customer: I want 2 canvases but you only have the packs of 4, or singles. The singles would be too expensive if I bought two of them (it wasn't that much more expensive, couple of quid at most), and the pack of four I would have two too many. So can I just take two from the 4-pack and pay half the price?
Me: I can't do that, they have to be sold as a single unit.
Customer: Ah right I understand. You see my daughter needs it for her art course and you have exactly what I need, just have two too many. I'd be grateful if I could only get two for half the price because what am I going to do with the other two?
Me: You could have spares in case her project doesn't go as well as she'd like. I'm afraid I can't split them, they have to be sold as they are.
*proceeds to repeat himself another few fucking times*

In the end he claimed to not have any money and only had Amex (which we don't take) so he buggered off claiming to get money out and never came back.


26th December
Leant on my PS4 controller and accidentally turned the PS4 on. I'm too comfy to get up to turn it off and the TV's off, and the PS button UI was changed recently so I no have the sequence of buttons to turn it off blind memorised.

27th December
Paranoid about whether or not I closed the back door at work before I left. I know for a fact I did have it closed but I can't shake the feeling.

That's what I get for going out the front door instead of the back for a change, I guess.

A girl on Snapchat sends me nudes and shlicking vids from time to time but she has the habit of going MIA for a month at a time. She came back to life today and sent me more.
But it's also the day my brother comes down and I've been hassled twice already to go downstairs and see him.

Boner killer.