Gravity cat Posts

I question this and worry about you Nexus.

Time to search something worse

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cake+fart

I know, I just found it funny

I will stop derailing the thread now too

Edit:

May 4th
Got my tooth fixed. Had to have another filling but because the tooth that broke had a filling recently he didn't charge me to get it done again, only for the checkup.

Since I don't have a subscription, I don't fap to hentai at all on this site. But I realise that's besides the point; if I did have one I still probably wouldn't since I rarely whack off to hentai, unless I was particularly horny or was turned on by a work which tickles my fancy. Normally only read hentai when the tags or its title interest me and if I didn't whack off to it, I still appreciate the content.

There was a time (maybe a month or two before I made my account here on Fakku, so almost 6 years ago) that I would literally whack off to everything I read and watched. I'd just rediscovered hentai since I was bored with porn, and hentai was an entirely new avenue of content for me (and consequently, got me into anime).

Based on personal experience, it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that people do whack off to everything they see on Fakku, because I used to do it.

Postage is no issue for me but right now I need to prioritise other things over luxuries.

On a Challenge Mode I found out you can turn the Snagglebeast into a goat. Takes time and cutscene plays as if it was defeated under normal circumstances. I've yet to try it on other bosses.

Full list of trophies.

I did play Hard on my first playthrough, kept dying and began questioning my existence. But now that I've done it once, gotten a feel for all the weapons and enemy attack patterns it's a lot easier second time round.

No but I've watched Markiplier play it.

I platinum'd Ratchet & Clank PS4.

Set up my Gameplay recorder for my PS4. Now that I don't have to worry about trophies I'm going to record a Hard Mode playthrough.
Haha nvm. Copyright claims, of course.

Get bitches.

Yet another girl is talking to me.

The fuck is happening.



Edit:

• Today my ponytail did that thing where different parts of the 'tail point in different directions. Sorta like a paintbrush when pressed against a hard surface. I like it when it does that, it's fun to play with.

• Our assistant manager was going through proceedings to file a resignation notice for a more well-paid job, since he recently had another kid with his wife. Find out today he popped in yesterday to quit prematurely. Found it a bit odd since he doesn't start at the new place for another month so he's missing out on money. I guess he wants to be around his kid. Either way, it's a bit of a nuisance because it means one less keyholder but it does mean more hours for everyone else. This week I'm getting 19 hours, and next week 20.

• I got Mystery Shopped last week. Unless someone else works there with the description of "brown hair tied into a short ponytail and 5'7" but I'm pretty sure it was me. But I digress; I got a 90% score. They gave feedback which inflated my ego a lot.

This feels like the time I ran for a train I was late for, only to find it was delayed by half an hour.

All I keep hearing is how Obama is anti-British (I'm not kidding, keep seeing posts from idiots about it). No doubt an overreaction to something he said since we seem to like doing that.

You're late to the party but yeah she is a QT.

I got paid. Feeling slightly less poor.


Also, recently I've had more wimmins talk to me.

• One spoke to me on Tagged and now I have her on Snapchat even though I fucking hate Snapchat.

• An old crush from my teenage MSN days (yet she managed to stay hot) randomly struck up conversation with me this morning, still as affectionate as ever

• And I've reconnected with an old friend, also from the MSN days, because she posts a lot of anime-related stuff and I've been commenting on them. She's open to talk about hentai so to have a conversation with her without restriction was nice.

All have kids and one is engaged and one doesn't seem to be with her kid's dad anymore. Not a fan of kids. But even still it feels good to connect with people on some level.

Fun fact: Draw a moustache on Rihanna and it's like he's still alive.

Somewhere nearby someone is having sex.

Video them.

Looks like second best yet again. Person I'm interested in seems to be interested in someone else. Jesus fucking Christ even when I do a lot for them and they say they like me I still end up on the shelf. Getting tired of this shit.

Briefly saw my manager while I was walking home with a friend. He too thought she was fit.

Not had much luck with it. Have more luck on Plenty of Fish.

Right now Tinder's just flat out not working for me so I no longer use it.

Kuroneko best girl