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Gravity cat
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Drifter995 wrote...
Cheap ones have the crappy glued on topI hate those. Especially when they start coming off and I can't help but pick at it.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
My great grandfather from my mum's side came over to the UK from Germany in one of the World Wars, and my dad's side of the family hail from Scotland.
So I'm part german, part scottish.
Explains why I like haggis.
So I'm part german, part scottish.
Explains why I like haggis.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
GODsHandOnEarth wrote...
Well, I work for a retailer and every time we find money in the shop which some long gone customer has dropped we are obliged to hand it over to our boss so that she can enter it into the computer as lost money and put it into the safe. It's an open secret that she never does that but pockets the money and so one day, close to closing, I found 30 bucks while she was smoking and I thought "Either I pocket that money or she does and damn, those 30 bucks would look great in my pocket...". I took them and had no regrets...(Thinking about it - this is a really lame secret...)
We have a similar system only it goes straight to the the safe at the end of the day as overbanking. From time to time we just pocket it instead, or use it to buy food.
Recently bought a pack of doughnuts because the safe was £11 up somehow.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Kaimax wrote...
17 years...okay...Fakku is still 9 years old this year....
Underage
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
cruz737 wrote...
"What's done is done, now let's make our current leadership keep their promises like securing funding for the NHS" we get this.>Nigel Farage promises to invest what we would supposedly save on leaving the EU into the NHS
>backs out of his promise the moment the result is announced
OT:
I feel that we as a country weren't qualified to make the call on whether we should leave the EU or not. Search results on Google shot up the day after it ended. A lot of people voted based on either word of mouth, peer pressure, or in protest of David Cameron (which is a retarded thing to do) and both sides of the arguement were making bullshit claims left right and center and bickered like school children. The whole thing was a complete farce. Now people are using it as an excuse to be excessively racist to anyone that isn't white.
I found it hilarious that Trump thought Scotland voted to leave. The fucking numpty.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Hentanize wrote...
Well shit, I missed it.Same. Had a busy weekend so I couldn't read much. ;-;
But what I did read was awesome, so I may subscribe for a month to clear some of the manga in my "Shit to read if I ever subscribe" collection.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
27th July
I was working Saturday and went out for a family meal on Sunday, so couldn't take much advantage of Fakku Free Weekend. I'd read some manga now while there's an hour left, but I start work soon.
1st July
I've been pretty addicted to Subnautica. Now that I've explored most of the biomes, have a full kitted out Cyclops that effectively acts as a second home, have all the blueprint fragments, all but one of the decorations scanned and built a respectable sea base, I'm now noticing that resource nodes don't respawn and I've gone off it a little. I hope that changes. I don't want to run out of what should be common resources and I don't want to use cheats.
I've also just found out it's on sale right now. I paid full price for it just last week.
2nd July
New guy didn't turn up for work again. Called in 20 minutes before his shift was supposed to start, so my manager had to work a 12 hour shift since nobody else could come in on such short notice. Thankfully a coworker popped in and covered for an hour on her day off so we could have our lunches.
This shit ain't on.
I was working Saturday and went out for a family meal on Sunday, so couldn't take much advantage of Fakku Free Weekend. I'd read some manga now while there's an hour left, but I start work soon.
1st July
I've been pretty addicted to Subnautica. Now that I've explored most of the biomes, have a full kitted out Cyclops that effectively acts as a second home, have all the blueprint fragments, all but one of the decorations scanned and built a respectable sea base, I'm now noticing that resource nodes don't respawn and I've gone off it a little. I hope that changes. I don't want to run out of what should be common resources and I don't want to use cheats.
I've also just found out it's on sale right now. I paid full price for it just last week.
2nd July
New guy didn't turn up for work again. Called in 20 minutes before his shift was supposed to start, so my manager had to work a 12 hour shift since nobody else could come in on such short notice. Thankfully a coworker popped in and covered for an hour on her day off so we could have our lunches.
This shit ain't on.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Got paid a decent amount. Don't feel so poor.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
23 June
New Supervisor didn't turn up for work. Wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't the one opening the shop.
One of the managers received a rather angry phonecall from our area manager, so she had to go in early to open up. We opened half an hour late. The other manager had to go in on her day off, though only for an hour or so just to check paperwork. She called him, texted him, Facebooked him etc. but nothing; his phone was off and wasn't responding on Facebook. He finally got in contact with us about noon and claimed he was up at 4am vomiting his guts out and that he got in contact with them to let them know, though they didn't get anything. I've made my fair share of excuses in the past and "vomiting since early in the morning" was one of the copouts I've used to avoid doing things with friends, as well as the "I tried to message you on Facebook to let you know" lie, so I don't quite buy it. Because of this we could receive a fine which would come out of all our paycheques to cover.
On top of that, another coworker had the cheek to ask to leave early because "she was bored", "there was no point her being there" and tried to palm off her shift to me. She was only there for an hour and a half when she asked and in that time had her lunch, 2 fagbreaks and tried to look busy. Supposedly she's also been offered 30 hour contract at Maccy D's but turned it down, heard her talking about it to someone she knew and told them it was "too long". Bear in mind she claims to be strapped for cash all the time, so turning down a job that would pay decent money doesn't make sense.
On the bright side, I got to see my manager in casual clothes. Was a wonderful sight, even caught a glimpse down her top. Our work polos really aren't flattering.
I really need to get laid.
25th June
I must have the word "mug" written across my forehead since I've been led on 4 times this year. A girl I've had feelings for for years told me she felt the same again after a year or so of not talking. A day later I see constant Facebook updates of her and her ex taking pictures together, him saying he loves her etc.
Getting sick of this shit.
New Supervisor didn't turn up for work. Wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't the one opening the shop.
One of the managers received a rather angry phonecall from our area manager, so she had to go in early to open up. We opened half an hour late. The other manager had to go in on her day off, though only for an hour or so just to check paperwork. She called him, texted him, Facebooked him etc. but nothing; his phone was off and wasn't responding on Facebook. He finally got in contact with us about noon and claimed he was up at 4am vomiting his guts out and that he got in contact with them to let them know, though they didn't get anything. I've made my fair share of excuses in the past and "vomiting since early in the morning" was one of the copouts I've used to avoid doing things with friends, as well as the "I tried to message you on Facebook to let you know" lie, so I don't quite buy it. Because of this we could receive a fine which would come out of all our paycheques to cover.
On top of that, another coworker had the cheek to ask to leave early because "she was bored", "there was no point her being there" and tried to palm off her shift to me. She was only there for an hour and a half when she asked and in that time had her lunch, 2 fagbreaks and tried to look busy. Supposedly she's also been offered 30 hour contract at Maccy D's but turned it down, heard her talking about it to someone she knew and told them it was "too long". Bear in mind she claims to be strapped for cash all the time, so turning down a job that would pay decent money doesn't make sense.
On the bright side, I got to see my manager in casual clothes. Was a wonderful sight, even caught a glimpse down her top. Our work polos really aren't flattering.
I really need to get laid.
25th June
I must have the word "mug" written across my forehead since I've been led on 4 times this year. A girl I've had feelings for for years told me she felt the same again after a year or so of not talking. A day later I see constant Facebook updates of her and her ex taking pictures together, him saying he loves her etc.
Getting sick of this shit.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Let me tell you a story.
>Be at work with coworkers
>Manager mentions Supervisor is talking to a bloke and is expecting to receive a picture of him during the day. She says she thinks it'll be a catfish, and I think "Dick pic" but I don't say it out loud.
>Later on in the day they check Supervisor's email on the work computer, apparently that's how they communicate since he supposedly works on a cruise ship
>They come back 10 minutes later. Both giggling but manager's mortified. They're reluctant to say why but eventually hint as to what happened.
>Turns out, fuckingcalledit.jpg
>Manager got so paranoid about head office or IT finding out she cleared the computer's browser history. Probably shouldn't have mentioned they can contact the store's ISP to find out what we've been on but I'm so socially awkward I did anyway. However I don't think anyone keeps an eye on the computer 24/7, they've not contacted us before for going on Job sites and IT are unreliable as fuck, so just reassured her that it should be fine. (Even if suddenly clearing the browser history looks a tad suspicious but I didn't say anything, didn't want to bury myself further in worrying her for no reason)
>I kept making subtle dick jokes for an hour after, including singing "You spin me round (like a record)"; the MeatSpin song.
>Be at work with coworkers
>Manager mentions Supervisor is talking to a bloke and is expecting to receive a picture of him during the day. She says she thinks it'll be a catfish, and I think "Dick pic" but I don't say it out loud.
>Later on in the day they check Supervisor's email on the work computer, apparently that's how they communicate since he supposedly works on a cruise ship
>They come back 10 minutes later. Both giggling but manager's mortified. They're reluctant to say why but eventually hint as to what happened.
>Turns out, fuckingcalledit.jpg
>Manager got so paranoid about head office or IT finding out she cleared the computer's browser history. Probably shouldn't have mentioned they can contact the store's ISP to find out what we've been on but I'm so socially awkward I did anyway. However I don't think anyone keeps an eye on the computer 24/7, they've not contacted us before for going on Job sites and IT are unreliable as fuck, so just reassured her that it should be fine. (Even if suddenly clearing the browser history looks a tad suspicious but I didn't say anything, didn't want to bury myself further in worrying her for no reason)
>I kept making subtle dick jokes for an hour after, including singing "You spin me round (like a record)"; the MeatSpin song.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
623 wrote...
Depends on the artist
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
623 wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Your account is half way to 14.Is 14 significant or something
No it's just double your account's current age
I do it with people's ages to make them feel old. I'm half way to 52.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Your account is half way to 14.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I used to masturbate with a male friend as a kid. To clarify, we didn't toss each other off just did it together. He was the one that introduced me to the concept of masturbation and had the occasional session, mostly whenever we found porn books our parents owned. It progressed to more daring places like a sofa in his back garden that was going to be thrown away and in the car while his mum was at Tesco. Can't remember how old I was but I was too young to blow wads so orgasms conveniently had no cleanup (was interesting blowing my first wad though).
His mum caught us a couple of times. She was disapproving of it and sent me home each time, though as far as I know she never told anyone. I fancied his mum a lot and was genuinely disappointed when she got remarried.
His mum caught us a couple of times. She was disapproving of it and sent me home each time, though as far as I know she never told anyone. I fancied his mum a lot and was genuinely disappointed when she got remarried.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
No but I've seen Lost Pause "play" it.
He obviously tried for the pantyshots.
He obviously tried for the pantyshots.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
9th June
I was offered a Supervisor role at work by my manager, but our area manager chose someone else presumably because I didn't sell any candles the other week, the prick. Or not, it could be any reason really.
My manager's still going to train me up to be a keyholder anyway so I can at least help out when we're short staffed, so not all is lost.
11th June
Went foodshopping today and got stuck behind aisle-hoggers multiple times. Women with trollies having mother's meetings blocking the wide open space used for easier navigation between opposite aisles, a couple walking really slowly through the Fizzy drinks aisle, 3 kids (accompanied who I presume to be their mother) dancing and playing about in the Milk section so they made it difficult to walk past them, and multiple idiot shoppers leaving their trollies in the middle of aisles next to "correctly" parked trollies causing a roadblock.
I was too polite to say anything each time, but fuck me I wanted to flip a shit.
I was offered a Supervisor role at work by my manager, but our area manager chose someone else presumably because I didn't sell any candles the other week, the prick. Or not, it could be any reason really.
My manager's still going to train me up to be a keyholder anyway so I can at least help out when we're short staffed, so not all is lost.
11th June
Went foodshopping today and got stuck behind aisle-hoggers multiple times. Women with trollies having mother's meetings blocking the wide open space used for easier navigation between opposite aisles, a couple walking really slowly through the Fizzy drinks aisle, 3 kids (accompanied who I presume to be their mother) dancing and playing about in the Milk section so they made it difficult to walk past them, and multiple idiot shoppers leaving their trollies in the middle of aisles next to "correctly" parked trollies causing a roadblock.
I was too polite to say anything each time, but fuck me I wanted to flip a shit.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Sonic X intro for no reason.
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I would say spam but it's not frequent enough to warrant a lock, is it?
Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I've finally seen NGE. Gotta watch the "alternate ending" episode yet, and maybe the movies?