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kisses. Slow soft gentle kisses. Followed by snuggling, slowly stripping off clothes, then more snuggling.

But now she is pooping _._
And taking too long.

Uhh. One time at lunch I had to stuff a napkin in my pants to prevent my panties from getting too wet. I can't remember what made me so "amourous"

Futuristic is the way! We can clone cavemen at that point so we can have both! That and more toys!

Inklings. They are squids now. They are kids now.

That annoying commercial quickly became a meme

Oooh that is annoying. Happened to me on y elbows once when I just could t stop scratching that annoying bug bite. I don't want to imagine it on the privates.

Thank you!

im wondering if there is anything significant about the comment / forum reputation system here.

For instance, could you be banned if the number reaches -100 because the people have basically voted that you have been leaving poor and offensive comments?

Are negitivley voted comments hidden unless the person desires to un-hide the comment? (If so I haven't seen that yet, which is a good thing. I like this community of adults.)

Is there a benefit to having a good reputation? (Like badges or something)

Thank you for your time. *hands over jelly muffins*

Cherry took me to this place called Starships. It's an adult novelty and gift store. They also had sex toys as that place is apparently where Cherry got these anal beads she likes using sometimes.

Well as soon as we walk in, she walk up to the cashier (with me following) and asks if they have

"something long, very long, like a foot long, thin, smooth, and in green if possible..."

And the guy asks what she's going to use it for

Cherry's response is to spank me and say "Ima shove it up her butt! All of it... Well okay not all - most of it... Or half. I need some of it too"
And this conversation about sex toys going up my anal cavity continue for some time. It was kinda funny but embarrassing.

They also had a radio in the shape of boobies and this cute angry little fluffy ball that swears at you when you hug it.

Alas
Cherry didn't find the "vine" she was looking for though. I found something (this clear silicone jelly dildo thing with butt plug and live) but couldn't afford it.

I didn't know actual sex toys could be this expensive.

Cherry took me to this little store called Starships in hopes of finding a long thin green smooth didlo vine thing to shove up my butt.

She found nothing of the sort

I found this clear jelly like didlo thing (complete with butt plug and two bottles of lube to start with), but I couldn't afford it.

So Cherry dragged me to this little shop called Starships. It's apparently where she got the anal beads she used on me a few times now.
It has all kinds of sex toys, adult gifts and novelty stuff. (Not bad store size considering it's right next to a gas station's food mart and a Laundromat. )

She walks in and immediately told the cashier was looking for something "long, pretty long, like a foot long, thin, smooth and flexible...oh and in green if possible. I wanna shove it up her butt!"

Alas she did not find what she was looking for. No "vines" will be going up my purple slime loving ass anytime soon unless you people know of something like that.

I see what the girls in hentai keep yabbering on about rather than just them talking about it in such detail.

For instance.
"Your fingers are slipping around my pussy! Haaah! <3 It feels so good!"

In my mind that just becomes the fingers slipping around the pussy and her moaning "I feels good!"

Alas I am not anywhere near Chicago. I'm close to Stone Mountain.

But get a bunch of your Chicago FakPers together and re-enact the Cicago Musical while drunk! That should be fun!

Contrasting Shitato's thread about the greatest and longest fap session you ever had...

If you need to cum quickly for the sake of releasing lustful urges or relieve a bit of stress (or just want to but have only a few minutes..)

Then how do you do it?
You can also post the shortest sex session you had with someone here too.

So far I can make myself orgasm in about a minute, but I have to be thinking of something to do that and just go full throttle from the start. Not as much fun, but useful for releasing me of unwanted lady boners.

As for in bed... Well one time I got so excited down there that I came a little during gentle foreplay. I guess that counts.

Edit!News!Yay! Read It!

Storm sucked yesterday.
At least it isn't all that humid outside though.

That and we have Oreos.

Yesterday we had a pretty bad storm. Lightning kept striking pretty close and I got scared and tried distracting myself with Tetris before we lost power for about two hours.

Hey, I'd try it at least once.
It would be interesting to have a "ladyboy" as a friend at least.

I'm not sure about how my friends would feel about it. I can safely assume Lime would not be into the idea of banging a trap but I have no idea about the other two.

Cherry went "uuuum... " and changed the topic when I asked her so take that as you will

I wish you didn't post guro on this thread.

I looked up Splatoon. Looks like a fun game to pick up.

Then I looked up Hentai of Splatoon. Some of the pics were really colorful. I liked that!

Now I want more hentai with colorful visuals! Show me what you got from your collection!

I'm thinking about taking up making plushes as another hobby.

I like cooking things and making snack stuff, but I can't just spend all day in the kitchen.

That and I just want to make cute chibis of me and my friends and out various "Forms"

Don't you think a chibi blonde Alura Une plush would be cute?
Or a mermaid plush with velcrow hands so it can hold hands with the sand naga plush? Or a plush of this nerd with removable mellow jacket and glasses?

I want to make these and I want them to be cuddly! What are the cuddliest or softest materials you can think of for the skin of the plushies? Fleece wouldn't work unless I made a werewolf or Furry... Maybe I could use it for hair. Hmm

Anyway what do you think?