Matatabi Posts

Lazy Artist
13 years ago
3 rules nothing I only need one rule.


Rule#1: DONT BE A PUNKASS BITCH!
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Ive been here like.....I dont even care how long, & with two people behind this profile, & still barely have any posts. Im barely a step up from a lurker really. And when I DO post its usually just in IB so post count dont know shit. What do I win for doing other shit with my time?
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
I always found that the Character selection screen from Blazblue had me pumped for whatever battle was coming up. & its not just one of those catchy Cs screens where they just change the tone a bit & make it an annoying loop either. It makes my cawk hard.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Spoiler:
Iamnotchrishansen wrote...
Spoiler:
Lazy Artist wrote...
Im so mixed on whether or not to buy this game Im sort of lost in limbo.

On one hand, they pretty much axed EVERYONE that I love & used up til now(Talim is gone? WTF? Seong Mina too? YOU FUCKING BASTARDS she was my main! Zasalamel? Wtf hes immortal what did he decide to take a vacation in another dimension for a few thousand years? Also Amy? They took away my vamp pettanko but kept mister phaildracula?)while also keeping people who normally shouldnt logically be around anymore(Like Cervantes, for example. Im pretty sure in SCIV that guy basically should have faded into nothingness given his lack of SE shards.)

On another hand, the new faggots seem to be mostly imported copies of my beloved characters with some upgrades consistent with new SC games. Beyond that, it also seems to have a pretty acceptable C creation system & not bullshit online play this time around.(not counting the faggots who play the game & bitch over every little thing thats BUILT into the games system to be used at convenience.)

On the other hand the story of SC has always been pretty important to me, & this uncalled for timeskip+people I loved from the series suddenly popping out of the picture deeply disturbs me. Not only has SC had the record of only making the canon story of the previous SC known in its sequel, the only way to find out said story is to use the fucking character & read what happened to them. So if the characters in question are gone, HOW THE FUCK can you do that? That along with these combo list copy replacements & the 17 year timeskip into the future, along with some new wimpy knightmare as opposed to the God Im used to(fanlove talking) this all just screams REBOOT for no fucking reason. (DmC anybody?)

I could go on but this has already turned into tl;dr material so Im done. Rant over someone gimme some news on this game. Preferrably someone whos actually played it.


Think of the game modes! Can someone please think of the forgotten game modes?! Another fan that I talked to said that he didn't miss them but that's where I like to interject. The game modes add more stuff to do in turn adds replay value. A more detailed character creation and some online tweaks isn't enough for me to buy this game.

Also I find it weird that younger characters (Talim, Yun seoung) get the axe while older characters (Ivy, Mitsurugi) don't. Someone told me that they combined Kilik and Mina's moveset but it just doesn't feel the same without her.

If anything I'll wait for a price drop or just not get the game at all because it just doesn't seem promising. But I haven't played it.





...Dont buy it. I bought it cause I had like no self control but....just dont. Nothing makes any fucking sense & the story made me want to kill anything alive nearby with its holes so obvious it felt intentional. Beyond awesome gameplay there is NO fucking reason to buy this game. Even the sweet character creation is built up so that you only get cool shit if you spend time getting better & better in the game/online spamming ppl who arent as good as you are. And unlike SC3 you dont get any CC storyline OR any kind of choice on what gear you get when. It also appears all the cool weapon effects are fucking gone & everything is left feeling a bit incomplete imo. I swear to god if I hear ANYTHING about a SUPER SCV Im going to slit someones throat with a sharp chewed table leg.



EDIT: Also, Maxi is still around & hasnt aged a day for some fucking reason, & Kilik is now Edgemaster but Edgemaster is still around. And for some reason Algol is still around too but his style is still unable to be used for created characters. Shits all fucked up. I dont even wanna get started on the COMPLETE absence of individual storylines/A FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR HALF THE CAST BEING AXED FOR NO FUCKING REASON!
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Awww hell...I gotta go down a list...

MMO's
Spoiler:
New people who dont know anything, ask you to explain it to them, then after you finish explaining they claim they knew it all along.
Sudden & unforseen/unexplained server lag or just plain disconnection(FOR NO FUCKING REASON).
Shitty community full of shitheads.
People who try to tell you how to enjoy YOUR experience of the game when it has no impact on them whatsoever(While playing DCUO I was bothered for soloing & not joining a group.)
People who will go out of there way to fuck with you because of how you enjoy a certain game(like a non role player going to a roleplayer populated server just to bash rpers for rping, effectively wasting everyones time with useless trollage)
games where its fucking impossible to win unless you bought the game the second it came out & started grinding online so that you could keep up with the other guys that spend 50 straight hours grinding just so that can have lmao's while they crush lv one peons with their maxed out characters in unbalanced lobbies.
Random lobby bs where you cant invite friends or make them because the system wont let you know the id of someone who was potentionally cool.
People who spend all day & night maxing out their characters and then bitch about having nothing to do.
CHILDREN.


Coop shooters
Spoiler:
Retards who dont know how to properly use cover, run out & get incapacitated, then basically rush you to come save their asses while youre forced to turn into captain badass to pull it off.
Jerks who hog ALL of the ammo, and almost never use it, opting instead to watch you get shot to hell while they count butterflies in passing, leading to the inevitable ragequit.
Partners who lag to the point of disfunction(timer syncronization is so off that we cannot even interact properly)
Super pro basterds who try to force you to go all of their "secret better routes" only to blame you when you both get blown to bits or something.
CHILDREN.


Microphone users.
Spoiler:
People who keep their mics on max volume & proceed to talk about irrelivant shit over the net while everyone who cant find the mute button is forced to listen.
Whenever the mute option is hard as hell to find.
People who purposely use mics to fuck with someone elses gameplay or to talk shit/bitch excessively.
Games where having a mic online improves coordination & gameplay, leading to disadvantages if one is not owned(Like AC multiplayer)
People who have mics, and have the volume turned to max, or even high enough to hear something, & dont say anything. Instead, you get to hear them eat something loud and most likely crunchy very loudly and sloppily.
CHILDREN(Honestly I mostly just run into children on LBP, which is of course understandable, leading to my decrease in the desire to play it)


In general
Spoiler:
Common decency being absent.
Excessive & irritating lag
Excessive glitching & or camping bs.
stalkers.
elitists.
hatemailers.
People who ask if youre a man or a woman.
lots of other shit.
CHILDREN!!!


CHILDREN
Spoiler:
Fucking stupid parenting these days ruining my gamerboner with little preteen sunofabitch mucking up my fun experience with his pre puberty lols & over used instances of curse words. This leads to actions that will in one way or another make these annoying brainless sods want to msg you for something that leads down a braindrain of bullshit that cant take at least 30 minutes to resolve completely & with no loopholes.
They also tend to SUCK ASS at whatever game they are playing, & are usually complete idiots who cant figure out anything. You know, because they are CHILDREN!
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Im so mixed on whether or not to buy this game Im sort of lost in limbo.

On one hand, they pretty much axed EVERYONE that I love & used up til now(Talim is gone? WTF? Seong Mina too? YOU FUCKING BASTARDS she was my main! Zasalamel? Wtf hes immortal what did he decide to take a vacation in another dimension for a few thousand years? Also Amy? They took away my vamp pettanko but kept mister phaildracula?)while also keeping people who normally shouldnt logically be around anymore(Like Cervantes, for example. Im pretty sure in SCIV that guy basically should have faded into nothingness given his lack of SE shards.)

On another hand, the new faggots seem to be mostly imported copies of my beloved characters with some upgrades consistent with new SC games. Beyond that, it also seems to have a pretty acceptable C creation system & not bullshit online play this time around.(not counting the faggots who play the game & bitch over every little thing thats BUILT into the games system to be used at convenience.)

On the other hand the story of SC has always been pretty important to me, & this uncalled for timeskip+people I loved from the series suddenly popping out of the picture deeply disturbs me. Not only has SC had the record of only making the canon story of the previous SC known in its sequel, the only way to find out said story is to use the fucking character & read what happened to them. So if the characters in question are gone, HOW THE FUCK can you do that? That along with these combo list copy replacements & the 17 year timeskip into the future, along with some new wimpy knightmare as opposed to the God Im used to(fanlove talking) this all just screams REBOOT for no fucking reason. (DmC anybody?)

I could go on but this has already turned into tl;dr material so Im done. Rant over someone gimme some news on this game. Preferrably someone whos actually played it.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Spoiler:
Tena-kun wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
Tena-kun wrote...
ibitsu
pretty face
onani master kurosawa


The reasons why?


@ibitsu: when your reading the manga you can see almost half of the story was about him trying to figure out a way to survive the mental and physical torture of the trash girl but in the end he got killed

@pretty face:A guy that they though to be dead suddenly returning to school and confess to the girl he like


@onani master kurosawa:he's unsociable so he only has a few friend..when he see a girl doing something not right he will take the item of that girl and put his cum on it, but when the girl he like got a boyfriend..he's so shocked (forgot what happen but) suddenly he admit that all of the cum incident was his doing


i don't know how accurate some of the things i said since i read this mangas years ago!

edit: it's not like i didn't like the ending except for ibitsu but it's a wtf ending


OH turns out I read the 1st & third ones. The first one I pretty much knew the guy was fucked when his sister died.

As for the third one I never was into the story to begin with. I was too busy laughing at the fapnote gag. But yeah I did go WTF when he confessed like a bitch only to get his ass beat for the rest of the school year.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago


You are now heterosexual.

Spoiler:
OR youre now gay for guys.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Tena-kun wrote...
ibitsu
pretty face
onani master kurosawa


The reasons why?
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Azuran wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
I mainly play DCU atm.

I have a Latale account, but the server randomly lags & the ppl I played with no longer get on so meh.

Im also throwing myself into FFXIV. I actually like it quite a bit, & some FAKKU friends would be welcome.


Play XI instead. It's a lot more fun at the moment. Plus I could use some company from Fakku.


Youll have to wait a bit I started helping a dying Rp group revive somewhat.

Beyond that I still need to buy FFXI so...yeah.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Anyone else have that nightmare where if SOPA passes all the nukes in the world will be fired at once?
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
inb4 Dexters Laboratory
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
I mainly play DCU atm.

I have a Latale account, but the server randomly lags & the ppl I played with no longer get on so meh.

Im also throwing myself into FFXIV. I actually like it quite a bit, & some FAKKU friends would be welcome.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Cormac wrote...
I hate you fuckers who make threads and then go and say "derail please." It's so annoying, fucking Christ. Why even go through the effort if you're just going to sabotage yourself?






























































































That large empty space represents the amount of fuck I do not give.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Forum Image: http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/08/28/50215/Fear-450.png?t=20110828081706

The REAL reason why we are all gonna fucking die in 2012.

Now derail for my amusement.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
I dunno what the fuck Im gonna get down here when I go outside anymore. Morning? Blazing hot. Afternoon? Nippy Windy Midday? COLD AS FUCK Evening? hot rain(IT BURNS) Night? COLD AS FUCK AGAIN.

Then everyday that process basically randomizes with the rain instances occasionally being replaced with the dryest hottest air Ive ever inhaled in my life.

EDIT: I actually have to bring a change of clothes for possible weather developments when I go to work lately. Its fucking nuts.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
If I have to go with one that left the best lasting effects, then Im going with Kefka from FF6. While I have plenty of villains I like more than the guy by many times, he actually did some pretty inspiring/heavy shit.

Started off as an underdog that nobody particularly gave too many shits about, then out of fucking nowhere fucks up & suprises everyone & becomes the final boss. Then, not only is he intimidating and hard as shit to kill, when you DO finally kill him he doesnt just die. He takes aaaallll the magic in the world with him. LIKE A BOSS!

Also, dat theme music.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
I bought & played every single one of the games of the series along with Jak&Daxter. Then for no reason Jaks story went stupid & killed itself so I continued to follow Ratchet & Clank.

Ive yet to buy All4One though because I cant stand obvious ploys to vamp more money out of an amazing series by making a shit entry that impacts in such a stupid way to the series. I also didnt care too much for Deadlock with its coop adventures so adding 3 more people to the formula for anything other than online distractions seems like a sin to me. Plus, Ratchet & Clank for me always felt like some damn good humor along with one guy going from planet to planet blowing shit up, not one guy & his fucking hilarious sidekicks forcing funny going on an adventure on ONE planet.

Also on a closing not Going Commando was my favorite Ratchet & Clank game. Full o funny, customization, content, difficulty, & explosions. Oh gawd the delicious explosions.
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Whenever I hear of DS3 I cream myself so hard I get dizzy. Cant wait for more of Isaac & paranoia with surround sound adventures. Also, icy planet? Aw hell naw theyre going for the thing angle. The Thing+Dead Space=oh shit I wanna turn it off but I cant it hurts so good!!
Lazy Artist
13 years ago
Spoiler:
Drifter995 wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
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Drifter995 wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Lazy Artist wrote...
Actually while Rin is my favorite girl my favorite story was without a doubt Lilly's. Romantic & with some good closure in there that really felt complete more so than the others, especially two that just plain irritated me.


I had a feeling it'd go like that. She strikes me as that kind of route... also: MISHA, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, GET OUT OF MY FACE


Yeah....I half expect them to come out with a V2 version where you have a route with all of the ladies, but given the nature of the game in general my doubt skyrockets past hope.
Anyways about Misha..:
Spoiler:
THEY DENIED ME MY DRILL HAIR FUCK SEX SO FUCK THEM AND THEIR THROWIN A BONE SEX SCENE THAT LEADS TO BAD END! FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, for no related reason, FUCK JIGORO! Fuckin dick. I should draw some picks of Hisao killing him in various ways, or a whole bunch of painful stuff happening to him in general. Seriously.


Anyone noticed emi's mum is a bit of a milf? *coughs*
Also, HAVEN'T DIED ONCE, IN ACT 2. GOT CLOSE WHILST RUNNING. FUCK YES.


When I saw her the first time I actually physically fell out of my seat & said "fucking why?" from the bottom of my heart. Why add all of these delicious looking sub characters if you cant have them?
Spoiler:
Like Misha. Seriously that shit fucking hurts that they blatantly wont let you get her, & even make her cut her goddamn hair. Then finding out she was (maybe) bi? HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!


SHE CUTS HER HAIR? FUCK. /cries a little, but then realises that she's annoying and loud... ><


See, in my brain I had so many counter scenarios for that. Concerning that though, even after finishing all of the stories I still cant tell for sure if she actually has a disability or is just stupid that way. Its even stated in game that not only disabled kids attend that school so it more or less leaves her up in the air.
Spoiler:
Still, I wanna bitch about how they tease you with her existence & hint that you could get her, only to blow that shit up in your face.


Good point.. Does it mention anywhere? Although I suppose she could be shizunes helper.. Y'know, the translator who has to attend the same school.. maybe.


Nah cause: WARNING kinda big spoiler:
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she says herself that she met Shizune after she started going to Yamaku & that she helped her out of her depression, leading to the huge issue between her & Shizune in the story.


Damn, Ive payed so much attention while playing this game I feel like a dictionary.
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