NeoStriker Posts

No, a clan. It will be called a clan. Guilds are for faggots. We're your family, not your business association.

Isn't Sneaky a Nordic god?

Baby, Please Kill Me is the best manga I've read in a while.

We should make a clan.

Black and White were steps in the right direction. Made the protagonists actually teens instead of little kids. Three "rivals" that all had their own stories, and, for the first time ever in a Pokemon game, actually felt alive. There was much more drama and deeper interactions this time around. It was overall a meaningful and interactive experience. I didn't give a fuck about the Pokemon, or training or catching, I just wanted to see what would happen to Bel.

Spoiler/Theory Alert which is highly indicative of a sequel:

Fucking casuals.

Jonoe, how badly do you want this?

Also, why would they advertise something that's one month away?

Black and White had the most story since Yellow and G/S/C.

I feel you are looking for a higher mountain to scale. I recommend Dwarf Fortress, known as the greatest start-from-scratch simulator on the planet. Perhaps you need a player versus player environment? Then Starcraft 2, or perhaps Dota2 or LoL. The mods for Civ4, some of them were just out of this world, literally. One of them was about conquering solar systems and planets. Entire galaxies...

You probably need PvP.

Make it into an RPG, with actual, well-thought-out characters and more meaningful interactions.

I'm ranked again, at 1265. Oh boy.

1. Close LoL, or make sure you're not in a game.
2. Put down your headset/turn off your speakers.
3. Take your hand off your mouse.
4. Take your other hand off your keyboard.
5. Rest your hands and arms in a comfortable position.
6. Close your eyes.
7. And then repeat the words, "I will not play Olaf" five times out loud or in your head.
8. Congratulations, if you've listened to yourself, you have become a better LoL player. If you haven't listened to yourself, then please repeat the above steps until you have.

On a side note, marks=desolation, seals=flat armor, glyphs=flat MR, quints=desolation, standard stuff. I assume he's some freaky trash version of a "hypercarry", except his scaling is shit compared to them. He has true damage burst, but that thing doesn't even scale. He's like a shitty "hypercarry" that's supposed to be an "AD Burst" early game. And that ugly Q. Just open boots and it's already countered. *Sigh* You're like a shittier version of GP. You should probably wait for the next patch, he's getting a buff... But whatever...

Olaf looks like a hypercarry, so he should be 21/9/0. If you need a further explanation as to exactly which masteries, feel free to ask. You're a hypercarry, the goal you want, the goal you should always be trying to work for, is how to get as much gold as fast as possible. The faster you can get to your lategame, the faster you will win. Your ideal spells are Flash+Teleport. Your ideal core would probably consist of Philo's+HoG. Maybe. But of course, that's not going to happen every game, as this is an extremely weak core, and should only be attempted if you're sure your opponent will let you passively farm. You would open regrowth in this case. Against a skillshot-dependent or AP-type champ, like Rumble or Urgot, open boots. Against the accursed AD Bursts that are your bane and will most likely be your most common opponents, open cloth. Get wriggles. If you're still taking too much damage, get Tabi. After that, Phage. If you're still taking too much damage, just fuck it and slap on two chain vests. One of them turns into an Atma's. Leave the chain vest, work on Warmog next, giant's belt first. Finish it as soon as you can. Also, sell the Tabi for a Merc's when your prescence in teamfights starts to be more needed, or whatever. Banshee or FoN can both work well for Olaf...so just get Banshee if they've got combo-reliant fuckers like Leblanc, Brand, Cass or Kassa. Get a FoN for people like Ahri, Morg, or Ryze. Finish the Phage into a Triforce (Yes, this is a defining part of a hypercarry, that is, your compatibility with the Triforce. Your's is trash compared to someone like GP). After that, you need to sell your wriggle's for one last item, which should generally be Bloodthirster. If you're the only tank on your team, get a GA. If you're not doing any damage because they're all chock full of armor, get LW.

On another side note, MF has a decent steroid. She was never bad.

>good TF
>very viable

You people are bad.

Oh I guess that's cool.

>sure she has that 30%-50% slow
Should've seen her when that thing stunned. There was a time when she was always-banned-tier.

>build her hybrid
As if hybrid currently isn't just plain broken, as it costs way too much gold for not enough return, especially since you're going to be getting gold from the jungle. In other words, definitely not enough gold to go hybrid, until late late late game.

>she could be very useful because not many use her, thus not many know how to counter her
This is the thinking of a scrub. You play with scrubs, thus you are a scrub.

>op ones like fiddle and trynd
Both are scrub checks. Fiddles is harmless if you take his blue, and/or if you simply know how to ward the tri-bush. For Trynd just build a thornmail if he's really fed, and/or just save a CC and use ignite on him, which fucks up his sustain.



You obviously have no clue. :C

>play AP TF
>As opposed to Cass, Kassa, Morg, Ahri, Ryze, Xerath, Ken. 'Nuff said.



Impressive.

http://clgaming.net/redtracker/topic/29191/?p=1 < PBE patch notes.

Fine, you want a guide? I'll give you a goddamn guide for the trainwreck that is currently AP TF.

Runes Mark-Insight Seals-Vitality Glyphs-Force Quints-Potency.

Masteries 21/0/9

Standard. Stick to the right side. Get ignite mastery.

Standard, but probably not for you. Get flash mastery. Put all 6 points into mana and mana regen. 1 point in movement speed, and 1 point in runic affinity.

Sheen, Rabadon, Lich Bane is your core. After that, do whatever the fuck you want. Don't fucking play AP TF. You don't do enough burst.

Here's a motherfucking jungle TF build: http://www.solomid.net/guides.php?g=11990

Knock yourself out playing subpar champs.

Just don't. Please.

I don't get mad. You just suck.