NeoStriker Posts

(I've got a proposition to make, fellas. Say you want to do something, then roll a die. 1 means it backfires, 2 you both get hurt, 3-4 means it gets blocked, 5 means it goes well, 6 means it goes extremely well. Also, you're not allowed to get two 1's or 6's in a row. Even if you legitimately get another 1 or 6, re-roll it anyways, just to be fair.)



I tap the kid on the shoulder.

"Hey there. Are you here to sight-see?"

Jesus christ it's been 4 days.

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"...mistake..."

I watch his sleeping face, and notice how peaceful it looks. I get off the bed and leave the room, headed for the kitchen. He's already shown me where everything is, so I decide to make breakfast. I tie up my hair and put on an apron. It's been a while since I cooked... I've set up the table when I hear him walking down the stairs. He's yawning and rubbing his eyes while still wearing his pajamas. He notices me and says,

"Oh, good morning."

"...morning..."

"Huh...did you make breakfast?"

I nod.

"It's been a while since someone's cooked for me, thanks!"

His face brightens up with a smile, and I can't help but blush a little and smile back.

"Hold on, let me brush my teeth first."

He runs off to the bathroom so I nonchalantly stare out the window. I notice a boy with short black hair walking to the front gate and ringing the doorbell. I go to the intercom to answer it.

"...hello..."

"Hey, you're not Benny, are you?"

"...no..."

"Well, whoever you are, tell him I'm gonna beat the crap out of him today."

"...go away..."

"Make me!"

A) Go walk outside and beat the shit out of him.
B) Ask him who he is.
C) Ignore him and wait for "Benny" to come back.

The Elo reset is tomorrow, I believe.

(Call my character if you need her, she's just busy hiding in the shadows and watching.)

Coward Shift on Light.

I'm into polygamy.

Electromagnetics? That could work. Who would store pipes on top of anything, where they could potentially fall, as they in fact did? Wouldn't it be easier to lay them down somewhere?

Then we'd have to question what kind of science experiment could that possibly have been? And a construction site? Well, alright, but then who would store pipes there?

Curse to Darkness.

So apparently, there were pipes on the top of the little room that leads out to the rooftop that fell on him? And he was able to look at the pipes falling on top of him and the girl in front of him both at the same time to even create the faint illusion that she was levitating them "around her"?

Er, how were the pipes floating in mid-air? Or was that just the protagonist's messed up sight? But still, what kind of position were they in for him to see them like they were floating in the air? Also, what was the girl doing?

Yep.

Marriage and love over the internet is a joke. Let's all laugh together

Yep, it feels good to be married. So who else wants to get married?

I'll start writing it right now :/

This is playing in the background:


I love you, Pumpjack. I do.

Pumpjack, will you marry me?

I'm in special ed. Tits please.

Good for you.

If these bitches had chosen the "Loner" choices, things could've gotten more crazy, but noooo, these bitches just love that vanilla.

Ohaiyou, Rise-ojou-sama! How may I be of service to you in any way possible?

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Diet Coke tastes like ass.