NeoStriker Posts

You had deadpool on your team.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

You know, they changed his ulti again to give armor and mr. That's the only reason I'm playing him again.

Stop talking about Jax. If you had scrolled down, there would've been even more Jax wins.

Not true at all, Vladimir and Orianna were all OP as fuck when they came out, before getting nerfed to the ground. Riot does nerf overpowered champions, but usually by messing the game up even more, shishishishishi. But for the most part, bans help balance the game. As long as Riot can keep the OP to only 6 champions, then we're fine for the most part. For now.

I can shit on Singed anyday as Galio.

How many of you are on the east coast of the US? If there are any of you who's interested in making a team with me, I'm finally ready to aim for the big leagues. I don't really care about skill or level, all I care about is dedication. Skill and levels will all come with time. So long as you're able to spend about two hours a day playing with the team, it'll all work out.

Crazy game in Normal with Trist. My team just got dropped and it was just me against the four of them: Yi, Akali, Sona, and Udyr, all fed. I had boots, IE, PD, LW, and I had just bought a Guardian's Angel. First I killed Yi as he rushed me. I dropped him in 2 seconds while the rest of their team was busy killing one of our base towers on the lower right. Then, they went after the two nexus towers, and I killed Sona while she was attacking a tower. Then, I just went all in and stopped kiting, trying to just drop them before they dropped me. I killed Akali in maybe 5 hits while she was all up in my face. And then there was Udyr, who was just busy smacking our nexus. I rocketjumped him, and started smashing him away. Before he could even get away, I dropped him too. But fuck, their minions were everywhere, hitting our nexus. So right after that, I rocketjumped to the nearest bunch of minions and super minions, and goddamn, they were three hits away from ending it but my rocketjump got their attention on me instead, and my Q just came off cooldown. Three fucking hits. And then our Noct finally revived and I had successfuly stymied the tide of minions. And my GA wasn't even burned. From then on, we successfully defended until all our inhibs were up, and then we just buttfucked them. Fucking clutched that shit. I carried so hard, all the way back to their nexus. Can't believe it. Enemy team must be so depressed after that. Shit, man, I feel their pain, and yet I can't help but feel glorious.

About 80% of the bot lane is support. It is your job to zone and harass. Nunu's snowball is basically an exhaust, and you can be locked in it.

Nunu+Kog'Maw=Deadly.

That's the trap man. You just stay in your little rut...

My entire match history is nothing but Victories. I'm ranked again.

I AM JAX, HEAR ME ROAR.

Also, support meta has changed. For Janna, I'd use these three guides for reference:
http://solomid.net/guides.php?g=6717
http://solomid.net/guides.php?g=209
http://solomid.net/guides.php?g=17170

For homework, I want you to completely understand how Janna works and why you should ever pick her, and what situations she would be best and worst in. I want you to understand the concept behind Janna. I want you to compare her to other supports. I want you to know which ad ranged champions would be best with Janna. I want you to know why the authors of those guides chose the runes+masteries they did. I want you to know what items are core for her, and what items are viable for her. I want you to know what items bring the best out of Janna while filling in her gaps. I want you to know what items can do that while also being appropriate for the situation you find yourself in. And then finally I want you to cross-reference everything you learn from those guides with what you've experienced playing Janna, and then make your own guide. Good luck.

Jax is back bitches.

What the fuck do I post next?! Crippling self-doubt...eating my soul...

Should I turn it into a mystery? Or just let it stay as a drama? It should be...both. And there'll be routes! In an After Story?! What the shit?! Goddammit Neo, get your shit together! But wouldn't routes be fun for the reader? This is an After Story goddammit, it's a story to explore more of Rin's character! But wait, what if we made it like Persona or Clannad or Bliss Stage where you get stronger from relationships! That way, you can befriend the man who wants your anal virginity, earn mutual respect with Rin's father, get the jerkass bitch to calm her shit, and still have Rin as your main bitch! It's a harem route!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM, PIMP DADDY HISAO!

Or what if after doing the Rin route, I just open this shit up for the other routes? And then when you complete those, you can finish Rin's route again for a bonus/secret/better ending. Because, this story is about connecting with your fellow man, earning trust from them, learning about them, understanding them, good and/or bad. I...love you so much, Rin. I can't move on without satisfying you first. I can't live in a world where I can't make you smile.

That man wants your anal virginity. There will be a cameo of Emi.

What would you like to see next?

Well shit, I wrote it. But it's not done. I don't even think I could call it the first chapter. There's a blowjob scene. Tell me what you think. This song would go along with it, by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2wHUJHbbg

...

The rattle of the wheels on the train tracks jolt me awake. My first thought is of the familiar warm sensation to my right; the natural phenomenon they call "Tezuka Rin", sleeping on my shoulder. My second thought is of the train we're on, and how we're the only two people in the car. The rattling softens, a sensation reinforced by the beams of morning sun pouring through the windows. I try to go back to sleep, resting my head on her head, while thinking about what happened yesterday.

...

Rin's face crumples up like she smelled something bad.

"What is it?" I ask her, while holding the letter up for her.

"My dad. He wants me to go back home. For the holidays", she says through a slightly strained voice.

"Your dad?" I hope I didn't raise my voice too much, but of course, Rin shows her selective attention to detail by remarking, "Yes. I am a child, more specifically, a daughter".

She's wearing that half-a-smile, probably because I amused her. Immediately after delivering that obvious statement, her face scrunches up again, before relaxing and asking me, "Wanna come?"

"Where is it?" I ask back. She doesn't change her facial expression as she answers, "By the sea".

I take a quick look outside the window towards the horizon and then ask, "So it's a costal town?"

She nods, "Wanna come?" She turns her head away like she could care less, but I know otherwise. I reply, "Well...sure, why not".

I think about it, before asking, "Hey, one of these days, you wanna meet my parents too?"

...

"...This is your conductor speaking. We have arrived at Osamuoka. This is the last stop on this train. Please check your belongings before..."

"Rin, wake up", I say. Her shoulders shiver, her consciousness rising from deep slumber, and then her eyes open and blink. She lifts her head off my shoulder and stands up with a nod. We leave the train together and step onto a station platform bathed in light. The walls and pillars of the open-air platform are like caramel yellow and the patterns on them are the same you could find in a long stretch of sand. The whole station reminds me of a beach, actually. Rin calls out, "This way" and I follow her lead. We walk down a tiny set of stone steps, past a station attendant who raises an eyebrow at Rin, before finally entering the seaside town of Rin's childhood.

I take a look around and I can see an ocean hiding behind an indefinite number of buildings. A natural aura permeates the town, and on the opposite edge of my view lies a forest, leaving Osamuoka in the middle. A large road that's probably the main path leads directly into the center of the town, with smaller paths and roads branching out.

"No place like home?" I ask Rin. With a confused look on her face, she replies, "...Aren't there plenty of other towns like this one?"

"No, I mean, how does it feel to be back in the place where you grew up?" I ask. She sweeps her gaze over the town, before saying, "Nothing's changed".

"How can you be so sure?" I ask. She shrugs, a very Rin-like response. I continue, "After all, you've changed, haven't you?" I give her a quick kiss on the lips. She looks bewildered.

"Hisao..." she begins, but I don't let her finish, and with a smile on my face, I ask, "So which way's your dad?"

She gives me a sulky look and then promptly continues leading the way, five steps ahead of me. Maybe that was too much...

"So, what does your dad do?" I ask. Rin answers, "He bakes".

"Oh. Is he g-" I start to ask, before walking into Rin by accident. She's stopped walking, and is simply standing there. I circle around to see her open her mouth for a second, and then close it again. Well, that's strange...even for Rin. I worriedly ask her, "What's wrong?"

Did my kiss upset her that much?

"Shhh", is the reply I get.

"Wha-"

"RIN-RIN! IS THAT YOU!?"

A man starts to run towards us, waving both of his arms in the air while smiling. Rin suddenly sprints off, running in full stride for the opposite direction. My head switches between looking at Rin's dashing figure and the man's increasing proximity.

(There would be a choice here to either chase after Rin or stay behind.)

I take off, chasing after Rin. Behind me, I hear the words, "OH?! IS THIS TAG?! THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, IT DOES!"

I think he got even faster. I pick up the pace, and with some effort I manage to catch up to Rin. I'm a little pleased with myself, since it seems all those weeks spent running with Emi don't seem to have been a waste. It might be the air around here or something, but I feel like I could run for miles. I'm more than happy to go for a light run with Rin. I rush up beside Rin and ask her between breaths, "Rin, what's wrong?"

She suddenly stops, for the second time today, while I keep running for another five feet before stopping too. I turn around to see her looking from side to side, trying to find something. In a stroke of insight and luck, I look around and immediately find an open door. I beckon to her, "Rin, over here".

She hesitantly looks at the door, but I'm already inside. It's just an empty room the size of a small closet. A chain hangs from the center of the ceiling and I pull on it, letting it fill with light. I step back outside and motion for her to come. She takes a look behind her before following me into the room. I close the door behind us, and now it's just the two of us.

"Why were you running from him?" I ask. Rin takes a look around the room, and notices the chain before deciding to answer, "He's scary".

Coincidentally, we hear his voice cry out, "Rin-rin! Where are you?!"

Rin quickly stretches out her neck to grip the chain with her lips, turning off the light. The man's voice cries out again, this time louder and closer, "Rin-rin! I'm going to find you!"

And then it's quiet. Rin's breath is warm and touches my neck. I reach out to try and hold her, but then pain shoots through my arms and chest, and I involuntarily freeze up. The sound of my not uncommon irregular heartbeat is pounding in my eardrums, but I can make out one faint voice, "Hisao".

My outstretched hand moves past Rin and instead props itself on the wall, while I reach up with my other hand to clench my throat. A second of fear, pain, and anxiety passes, and then another. Suddenly, I feel a warm pressure on my chest. Another heartbeat joins mine, and as time passes, the pain begins to subside. I hear the words, "I'll make you feel better, Hisao".

I look down to see Rin moving below me, and I struggle to cry out, "Rin?!"

She rubs her head on my groin, and blood starts to flow downwards. She continues to nuzzle her face against my nascent erection while I try again, "Rin, that's enough..."

Instead, she swiftly pulls the zipper down with her teeth and uses her tongue and lips to fish out my hardening erection, taking it all into her mouth. She starts sucking and licking my rod, sending waves of pleasure throughout my lower body. Blood is rushing to my cheeks and my whole face feels hot as I groan out, "Rin...stop...I don't...I don't want you to...you don't have to do this..."

I look down and my gaze meets her viridian eyes. She stops applying her ministrations and instead looks right at me. Even in the darkness, I can see a crimson tinge on her cheeks, which I find matches the color of her hair. And then I realize my fully erect manhood is still in her mouth and I blush furiously. She blinks, and then closes her eyes, presumably to focus on her task at hand. Her tongue rolls against the head over and over, causing my knees to buckle and for me to groan with my teeth clenched. Then, she slides her tongue and lips over the entire length, taking it all into her mouth. She pulls her lips back to the crown, all the while sucking on my cock that's about ready to burst. She continues to deepthroat me and soon I can't take it anymore.

"Rin...I'm about to...ungh...!"

I let it all out, shooting the first of several strands in her mouth. I can still feel the sucking motion that's trying to extract everything I have from my discharging rod. After I'm finally done, I take a deep breath and let it out, before looking down. Rin smoothly pulls her lips away, leaving my shaft all alone again in the cool air. Rin stares at me again with her pools of green, and I watch as she swallows something in her mouth. She gives me another lick on the tip, and she's hit with one last strand of semen, which lands on her face.

"Ah, sorry, Rin, I, I'll clean that" I stammer out, while getting a clean napkin from my pocket. After I wipe her face clean, she stands back up, and I nervously put my goods back where they belong before zipping up.

"S-so, Rin, you-", I start to say before being interrupted.

"Hisao, we're doomed", she says. I wait for her to continue, but when it appears she's not going, I ask for her, "Doomed because of...?"

"I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds", is her offbeat answer. I don't get fed up, however, and instead I just smile before embracing her. I softly whisper to her, "You've already destroyed mine".

I don't know how to explain it, other than, I love her. She's become almost everything to me. I love her, and I feel complete having her wrapped in my arms. I can't see her face when we're this close, but I feel her pressing her lips on my right shoulder, and she lets herself be held. I whisper again, "I love you, Rin".

"You'd love a serial killer?" she asks with anxiety in her voice. I reply, "If it's you, yea".

Another moment passes with our heartbeats in tune, before I continue, "What do you mean you're a serial killer?"

"I just killed all those people", she replies.

"You mean...my semen?" I ask. She nods. The gentle smile on my face freezes, and I silently remind myself to throw my face into my palm later. I reluctantly let go of her, and still with a calm voice, I say, "Well, that's fine with me. Just don't tell anyone else".

"Okay", she says with a nod, "You shouldn't tell anyone else, either".

So she did drink my semen, huh.

...

Woah! Heat flares up on my cheeks again, and I nervously glance at Rin's face. She notices, and I blush even harder. I stammer out, "R-rin, where did you learn to do that?"

"Do what?" she easily asks. I take a guess, "It was Emi, wasn't it?"

Rin simply stared at me.

"I... Thanks Rin, I really appreciate that. It felt great", I say, before giving her a quick hug.

...

'That's how you eat ice-cream, right?'

...

Well, that settles that. I close the newsfeed that told me what happened at the orphanage. A tremor runs through my body, from nervousness, anticipation, or fear, who knows. Leblanc stands up and pats me on the shoulder while excusing herself to retire with Fang. Later, Sand comes out of the master bedroom with the Dus, probably doing something weird again. I send her a message that I'll be back in about an hour or so with my gear ready. She nods and says ok and that I should watch myself. I reply, "Yea, you too."

Before I leave, Sand grabs my shoulder...gently and tries to smile at me comforting, "I'm sorry".

I don't look back, but send a message saying, "...For what? Are you an idiot? Don't let your emotions cloud your judgment."

Sand flashes me another smile and lets go of me, so I promptly exit the suite. I take the elevator and walk out of the hotel. Sure that none of them should be able to see, I lean back against a wall on the side of the hotel, and collapse to the ground with my face turned towards the sky. I suddenly feel weak, and my breathing is quick, shallow, and is shaking like the branches of a tree in the wind. I don't know why I'm doing this. But I know how to find out. I get back up and find the nearest cab, directing it to take me to the scene of the massacre.

While the cab drives, a flare of anger flashes. I know why I chose the words, "scene of the massacre" when I could have thought, "the orphanage". A dry chuckle oozes out of my lips, as I think how this all started with the nightelf. Shadowrunners may all have one foot in the grave, but this was a side-mission we needn't have embarked on. But it's not his fault. Whatever happened at the orphanage, it was entirely outside all of our calculations. But that doesn't stop the pain in my chest.

The cab stops about two blocks away from the scene, unable to move closer due to heavy traffic, so I pay the fare and proceed on foot. The crowd is quite dense regardless, but after several minutes of walking and getting past pedestrians, I'm able to get a view of the bloodbath. I stand there silently and think to myself, 'Why am I here?' I catch sight of the reason as the buzz from the pedestrians, the clicking of electronics, the Lone Star officers fade out, and my vision locks onto a head, that, is absolutely Traitor's.

'I'm sorry you can't get a proper funeral, Traitor. I'm sorry I kept making fun of your nickname. I'm sorry it had to end like this. This may be the part where we say goodbye, bid farewell, and never see each other again, but I'm not like that. One day, I want to see you again. Call me a child, call me naive, call me a coward, but I want to see you again. So, all I can say is,'

"Until next time, Traitor."

I turn around and a tear drops from my eye. With that, I manage to bury the pain away, and I continue to my lair. I rest my personal drone and take a few smaller ones instead, as well as all of my rigging gear. I show up back at the suite two hours later with a backpack, and send the message to Sand, "I'm back. Can't wait to go to Africa."

Yep, like, 4 weeks from now.

Hah, all your games are shit. Hello Kitty Island Adventure RPG 3 still hasn't been hacked!