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zetsubo666 wrote...
NeoStriker wrote...
The only way to ward everything would be when you're already winning. Wards are actually moot for me. The only time I use them is so other people who aren't as gifted as me will believe me when I ping them to move back, and for vision in bushes solely so I don't lose that clicking advantage. Wards for the early jungle? Waste of gold, and can be solved with a CV. Yes, I can predict ganks without vision. I know your moves BEFORE you make them.I ward more of the enemy jungle when winning, and more of our half of the jungle when losing. I don't bother warding early cause, as you've said, it is a waste of gold. I only start warding mid-late game when entire teams start roaming, or when they go missing so often that CV just doesn't cut it.
...That's what I was talking about. You're going back on what you said before. You can almost never actually have everything warded, or that one half of your wards would be a waste of time. I don't care anymore, it's just a simple matter of watching mias.
(@Kei For the evulz? Wahahahahahaha! It certainly wasn't me, though I'm probably making myself look suspicious now ^_^ @Lang I was just going to have Maho visit Orik in jail, but thanks for looking out for me)
I arrived a bit late to my part-time job, but it turned out alright and my guitar got fixed. Right now, I'm sitting in the park with my hood pulled over my face and with my guitar in my hands, just quietly strumming a few notes.
"Follow me...and ba-by I will set you free if you be-lieve in me..."
I want to find out what happened to Orik; I saw him getting arrested while I was working, and now I'm worried. So after this short break in the park, I'll go visit him. That's what I was thinking of doing, when suddenly I get approached by some funny-looking guys. "Hello, miss, we hear you were attacked by a foreigner, would you like to join the NSJ to execute vengeance? You'll even get a free kimono and bokken if you join now!" I look back at them with a puzzled expression, "NSJ? What is that? New Secret Jelly?" The man simply laughs, "Haha! What a funny girl you are!" "You're the ones wearing those funny clothes..." I mumble in reply.
"So, will you join?" he asks again. "I get a wooden sword and one of those traditional Japanese dresses if I join now?" I question. "Yes!" "Oh golly gee...that's a really tempting offer...let me consult with my guitar...okay, sure." "Great! Just sign your name here!" he says this and then produces a clipboard with a list of other names. I sign using my mom's maiden name, and he takes a look before exclaiming, "Great! You're all set! Here's your kimono and bokken!" "Cool!" I tuck my new kimono and guitar away before gallantly brandishing my new wooden sword! "You look great with that bokken! Do you take classes or something?" "Nah, I just watch a lot of samurai shows" "Well, either way, you're gonna get to put those samurai shows to good use! Get excited, because WE'RE GONNA EXTERMINATE THOSE FOREIGNERS, RIGHT HERE AND NOW!" he exclaims this, and the group behind him cheers with him.
Huh. "Oh, sorry, I kinda forgot, what does NSJ stand for again?" I ask the man. "Nihon no Shin-Jisou! The great, all-Japanese movement of the Japanese, by the Japanese, and for the Japanese!" I wonder what would happen if I told him I was technically born and raised in America... I scratch my head, wondering why that sounds familiar, and then I remember! "So, where's that foreigner who attacked you? We'll take care of him!" he asks. "He went that way!" I point in the direction of Mt. Fuji. "Got it! Let's go, everyone!" His group cheers with him and they proceed to march in the general direction of Mt. Fuji.
I'm relieved when they leave and I start laughing nervously at how I might have just gotten caught up in something dangerous... I notice a girl walking up to me who asks, "Um, Miss, why did you join them? What they're doing is just wrong... Please listen to the voice of reason!" "Oh, hello, my name is Maho, and yours?" "You're not listening!" "But...I always introduce myself when meeting a beautiful stranger such as yourself..." She blushes, and stammers out, "W-w-w-what are you saying...?! Y-y-y-you're not...!" I lightly chop her on the head with my hand. "No, I'm not. I only joined them so I could get free stuff" Her face seems to get even redder, a mixture of anger, embarassment, and relief. So she starts to quietly cry. "Oops, oops, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't have done that. Calm down, please, ahaha..." After she calms down, she introduces herself and tells me about the Organization for an Understanding Japan, a counter-group to NSJ that believes in tolerance and peaceful coexistence. "So if I join, do I...?" "No, you won't get free stuff..." "I totally was not going to ask about that! Anyway! I'm fine with foreigners and all that...but I don't want to join your group. Or any group. Right now, I just wanna have fun and play music" "But! But! You say that now, but sooner or later you'll be involved too! One way or another, you'll have to pick a side one day" "..." I simply look back at her without saying anything. "Excuse me...have a nice day, Maho" She leaves, and I'm alone again. Well, time to go visit Orik!
I ride my bike to the local police station, and I walk inside. I see quite a few people in the cells, before spotting Orik. "Hey Orik. What happened? Are you alright?"
I arrived a bit late to my part-time job, but it turned out alright and my guitar got fixed. Right now, I'm sitting in the park with my hood pulled over my face and with my guitar in my hands, just quietly strumming a few notes.
"Follow me...and ba-by I will set you free if you be-lieve in me..."
I want to find out what happened to Orik; I saw him getting arrested while I was working, and now I'm worried. So after this short break in the park, I'll go visit him. That's what I was thinking of doing, when suddenly I get approached by some funny-looking guys. "Hello, miss, we hear you were attacked by a foreigner, would you like to join the NSJ to execute vengeance? You'll even get a free kimono and bokken if you join now!" I look back at them with a puzzled expression, "NSJ? What is that? New Secret Jelly?" The man simply laughs, "Haha! What a funny girl you are!" "You're the ones wearing those funny clothes..." I mumble in reply.
"So, will you join?" he asks again. "I get a wooden sword and one of those traditional Japanese dresses if I join now?" I question. "Yes!" "Oh golly gee...that's a really tempting offer...let me consult with my guitar...okay, sure." "Great! Just sign your name here!" he says this and then produces a clipboard with a list of other names. I sign using my mom's maiden name, and he takes a look before exclaiming, "Great! You're all set! Here's your kimono and bokken!" "Cool!" I tuck my new kimono and guitar away before gallantly brandishing my new wooden sword! "You look great with that bokken! Do you take classes or something?" "Nah, I just watch a lot of samurai shows" "Well, either way, you're gonna get to put those samurai shows to good use! Get excited, because WE'RE GONNA EXTERMINATE THOSE FOREIGNERS, RIGHT HERE AND NOW!" he exclaims this, and the group behind him cheers with him.
Huh. "Oh, sorry, I kinda forgot, what does NSJ stand for again?" I ask the man. "Nihon no Shin-Jisou! The great, all-Japanese movement of the Japanese, by the Japanese, and for the Japanese!" I wonder what would happen if I told him I was technically born and raised in America... I scratch my head, wondering why that sounds familiar, and then I remember! "So, where's that foreigner who attacked you? We'll take care of him!" he asks. "He went that way!" I point in the direction of Mt. Fuji. "Got it! Let's go, everyone!" His group cheers with him and they proceed to march in the general direction of Mt. Fuji.
I'm relieved when they leave and I start laughing nervously at how I might have just gotten caught up in something dangerous... I notice a girl walking up to me who asks, "Um, Miss, why did you join them? What they're doing is just wrong... Please listen to the voice of reason!" "Oh, hello, my name is Maho, and yours?" "You're not listening!" "But...I always introduce myself when meeting a beautiful stranger such as yourself..." She blushes, and stammers out, "W-w-w-what are you saying...?! Y-y-y-you're not...!" I lightly chop her on the head with my hand. "No, I'm not. I only joined them so I could get free stuff" Her face seems to get even redder, a mixture of anger, embarassment, and relief. So she starts to quietly cry. "Oops, oops, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't have done that. Calm down, please, ahaha..." After she calms down, she introduces herself and tells me about the Organization for an Understanding Japan, a counter-group to NSJ that believes in tolerance and peaceful coexistence. "So if I join, do I...?" "No, you won't get free stuff..." "I totally was not going to ask about that! Anyway! I'm fine with foreigners and all that...but I don't want to join your group. Or any group. Right now, I just wanna have fun and play music" "But! But! You say that now, but sooner or later you'll be involved too! One way or another, you'll have to pick a side one day" "..." I simply look back at her without saying anything. "Excuse me...have a nice day, Maho" She leaves, and I'm alone again. Well, time to go visit Orik!
I ride my bike to the local police station, and I walk inside. I see quite a few people in the cells, before spotting Orik. "Hey Orik. What happened? Are you alright?"
zetsubo666 wrote...
NeoStriker wrote...
What champion(s) lets you be the chessmaster? Are any of you chessmasters? Do any of you have amazing insight and perception? The ability to read into the game a hundred steps ahead? I no longer have a worthy opponent to match wits with in ranked solo queue, it's merely a matter of whether I get paired with good pieces or not.Chessmaster? No need. I just ward EVERYTHING. No need to match wits and think a hundred steps ahead, when I already know every move the enemy is going to make.
The only way to ward everything would be when you're already winning. Wards are actually moot for me. The only time I use them is so other people who aren't as gifted as me will believe me when I ping them to move back, and for vision in bushes solely so I don't lose that clicking advantage. Wards for the early jungle? Waste of gold, and can be solved with a CV. Yes, I can predict ganks without vision. I know your moves BEFORE you make them.
Badguy wrote...
played a game as singed at top against volibear. Flings everywhereVolibear, Singed, Blitzcrank, Tristana, Gragas, right into the temple, GG.
What champion(s) lets you be the chessmaster? Are any of you chessmasters? Do any of you have amazing insight and perception? The ability to read into the game a hundred steps ahead? I no longer have a worthy opponent to match wits with in ranked solo queue, it's merely a matter of whether I get paired with good pieces or not.
My god, I love playing TF. I love it so much. Especially when my team is good, because then that means I get to use good pieces. I love playing TF, because I can tell when a game is over or not right at the beginning. Do you even understand? All of your moves...everything you do...I already know what they are before you even do it. I can see everything before anyone else even begins to notice it. Everyone else is so fucking slow...
Playing TF is the only time my ability to read the game a hundred steps ahead can be fully utilized...god it's such an amazing feeling when my plans are executed perfectly. I can read the game a hundred steps ahead...I can see my own defeat or my own victory... This is the only time I actually consider League of Legends a *game*. All other times...it's like watching an old movie. You humans really are so weak...
Playing TF is the only time my ability to read the game a hundred steps ahead can be fully utilized...god it's such an amazing feeling when my plans are executed perfectly. I can read the game a hundred steps ahead...I can see my own defeat or my own victory... This is the only time I actually consider League of Legends a *game*. All other times...it's like watching an old movie. You humans really are so weak...
"Um...it's not like I don't appreciate you saving me and all, Orik, but...hum, a dwarf? It's not that I don't believe you or anything! I mean, haha, you should tell me more about yourself! I'm headed the same way you are for my part-time job, so you can tell me all about it!" I hurriedly leave the alleyway to get my bike, and then I look back at Orik wearing a playful smile. "We'll walk and talk, yea?"
(Aw, dammit! I'm sorry, Zan! I didn't realize until three days later that your long post actually had something to do with mine! I'm sorry! T ^ T)
I look at his hand, and then his eyes, and I can't help blushing when I see my disheveled appearance being reflected in them. I stammer out, "I-I can get up by myself, thank you!" I'm blushing the whole time I stand up to fix my clothes while wiping the drool off of my neck. Then, I look for my guitar, only to find it a bit battered up. "Mr. Guitar...*sniff*..." My whole day's suddenly been ruined. I tearfully pack my guitar back into it's case, and then remember my savior. Instantly, I'm smiling again and I say to him, "Hi! My name is Maho Minami, and thanks a lot for getting that fatso off of me! Not to be rude or anything, but does there happen to be another two of you nearby? And the three of you sing and do a choreographed dance? And are you a midget? And nice axe! I've got an 'axe' too, haha!"
I look at his hand, and then his eyes, and I can't help blushing when I see my disheveled appearance being reflected in them. I stammer out, "I-I can get up by myself, thank you!" I'm blushing the whole time I stand up to fix my clothes while wiping the drool off of my neck. Then, I look for my guitar, only to find it a bit battered up. "Mr. Guitar...*sniff*..." My whole day's suddenly been ruined. I tearfully pack my guitar back into it's case, and then remember my savior. Instantly, I'm smiling again and I say to him, "Hi! My name is Maho Minami, and thanks a lot for getting that fatso off of me! Not to be rude or anything, but does there happen to be another two of you nearby? And the three of you sing and do a choreographed dance? And are you a midget? And nice axe! I've got an 'axe' too, haha!"
I'm the only one here who actually read the manga and has been eagerly awaiting this release, having made a thread about it in the anime section after it was announced on animenewsnetwork.
Go for the cute and quiet ones. Promise you'll protect them. There is a high chance she will become a yandere towards you.
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