NeoStriker Posts

C, and also, apologize.

Let me take a moment here to say how happy I am. I've always liked the Writing and Fanfiction Section, and I've always thought it was quite slow, boring, and underdeveloped. I wanted to get users more involved. I saw Rise made that Time Warrior RP, and I thought that was quite in the right step. So I decided to help out, and I thus started those choose-your-own-adventure stories, hoping others would like it and make their own. So yeah, seeing Zandorf start this made me pretty happy.

Oh come on, I don't discriminate, go look at the second page and find, "Don't Mind Me". It's yuri.

As for why I haven't written in it much...I just can't...I've hit a writer's block.

Fuck yes, I love yuri. More yuri, please.

I have spent my entire life chasing down and killing black people. One day, I had a stroke and the emergency team that saved my life was composed entirely of black people.

I see you stylin' dem threads.

I see you didn't show your face or ass. It's a good thing, because I would've tracked you down with just those things alone.

The Key to her Heart, leave it alone, man, just don't do it.

Sorry Quad, you've been outvoted :/

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"...tired..."

I open the front door and see him there with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face. I put the doorstop down and start moving towards him at the front gate.

"Who the hell are you?!"

I unlock the front gate and stand there. He notices, and glares at me before opening it and stepping in.

"Well then, guess I'll ju-"

As soon as his body passes onto the grounds, I slam my fist into his stomach.

"-OOMPH"

He lands on his butt while I stare down at him.

"...don't come in..."

He glares back up at me, and he stands up before charging at me.

"...slow..."

I move to the side and grab his shirt, swinging him around before throwing him back out. He lands on the ground, face-first, and he stands back up with a nasty glare on his face. I decide to finish it.

"...over..."

I take a deep breath before moving towards him and throwing a jab at his face. He blocks it with both hands, and I quickly slam my other fist into his stomach. He crumples over, holding my fist and his stomach, while I spin and back-kick his side. Once again, he is on the ground, holding his hip and stomach, groaning in pain. I leave him, and go back inside. locking the front gate and closing the front door. I look back once, and see him glaring at me, trying to catch his breath.

"Oh, where did you go?"

"...fresh air..."

"Ah, I see. Let's go eat breakfast then, shall we?"

I nod. While eating, he asks me,

"So, what is your name?"

"...Magnolia..."

"That's a very pretty name!"

"...Magpie...for short..."

"Ah, alright. My name's a bit long and fancy too, so everyone calls me Benny."

"...Benny..."

I see him smile when I try out saying his name.

"I've gotta get to school now. Wait for me here, okay?"

I nod. We finish breakfast and he sets off for his school.

A) Wander around the house
B) Try to find his school.
C) Wander outside.

I approve of this message.

The Elo reset is next week? Huh...

Oh thank god, I thought you were going to talk about that comic with the guy who turns into a girl every time he cries. Instead, it's just some silly fag asking for free stuff. Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Why do you even care?

So do we throw a party now or something?

Pics or it didn't happen.

[color=#FFFFFF]Let me see you work that ass.[/color]

Are you high?

So I went to my local graveyard and I dug out some dead bodies. I stuck them on the opposite ends of a long iron bar and I started dead-lifting.

XD Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh god damn, that's fucking funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH FUCK, THAT'S A DAMN GOOD ONE. XD That's not irony, it's a pun btw.

Tegumi has no dere.

Isn't that a fat neckbeard? So that's what they do in their natural habitat?

Meh.