NutritiousGoop Posts
You ever had soda that went flat 30 seconds after it was opened and tasted worse than flat grape fanta, even while still fizzy? I had that soda today. It was called "GRAPE" after those 30 seconds it was undrinkable and I almost vomited
My friends had simmilar results when i dared them to try it. That was a waste of 89 cents
My friends had simmilar results when i dared them to try it. That was a waste of 89 cents
I learned of the absolute worst soda I have ever had.
It's not brand name, but it's not great value brand either
It was just called "GRAPE" and a bought me a six pack because I wanted some grape soda but the Fanta was not on sale. I figured a brand this generic can't be that bad right?
I was wrong. That soda is okay going down, but the aftertaste is awful. It tastes worse than grape fanta that has gone flat... Speaking of flat, I open the can, there is the Kssskt, and the first two sips were fizzy.
The rest were flat. Have you ever had a freshly opened can of soda go flat in less than 20 seconds?
After that it was undrinkable and I almost threw up. Dared my friends to try it with simmilar results.
It's not brand name, but it's not great value brand either
It was just called "GRAPE" and a bought me a six pack because I wanted some grape soda but the Fanta was not on sale. I figured a brand this generic can't be that bad right?
I was wrong. That soda is okay going down, but the aftertaste is awful. It tastes worse than grape fanta that has gone flat... Speaking of flat, I open the can, there is the Kssskt, and the first two sips were fizzy.
The rest were flat. Have you ever had a freshly opened can of soda go flat in less than 20 seconds?
After that it was undrinkable and I almost threw up. Dared my friends to try it with simmilar results.
Playstation 1 and 2 controller adaptor for PC
You can find them for 7 dollars. I'm getting two so I can do 4 player stuff with my friends.
I have the controllers. (Never sold my oldest ps2 because the disc reader broke and I'm not the kid who'd post broken shit on eBay and claim it works fine)
You can find them for 7 dollars. I'm getting two so I can do 4 player stuff with my friends.
I have the controllers. (Never sold my oldest ps2 because the disc reader broke and I'm not the kid who'd post broken shit on eBay and claim it works fine)
I learned what it's like to be the bottom bitch.
Wait, not even the bottom bitch, the bottomerest bitch.
Wait, not even the bottom bitch, the bottomerest bitch.
I was kissed suddenly and out of nowhere. Lots of them. And I was pinned down. I though she was going to rape me. Once the feeling of "the fuck is this Who is that what is she why can't I wait what Forensic Files?.... Oh yeah the TV is on ohmygod tounge!" Wore off it was enjoyable.
Yes this is the exact same thing that I wrote on Art's thread. I really did like this sudden birst of energy and romance and stuff that came with it.
Cherry made me her bitch tonight. I don't think I like that so much. I feel sorta embarrassed by it. That and I now can't seem to sleep, and I know if I do something like that to her in the morning, she'll know its because of what happened tonight. She probably expects it.
And try as I might, she would not let me kiss her back in any way... Not even a peck on the cheek. She even made sure I couldn't move my tongue very well when frenching me. That was the worst part for me, not being able to return the love I was receiving. Even made sure I didn't say "I love you" by either kissing me or smothering me with her cheek.
Yes this is the exact same thing that I wrote on Art's thread. I really did like this sudden birst of energy and romance and stuff that came with it.
Spoiler:
Cherry made me her bitch tonight. I don't think I like that so much. I feel sorta embarrassed by it. That and I now can't seem to sleep, and I know if I do something like that to her in the morning, she'll know its because of what happened tonight. She probably expects it.
And try as I might, she would not let me kiss her back in any way... Not even a peck on the cheek. She even made sure I couldn't move my tongue very well when frenching me. That was the worst part for me, not being able to return the love I was receiving. Even made sure I didn't say "I love you" by either kissing me or smothering me with her cheek.
I got kisses. So many of them. And out of nowhere! And I was pinned down too so I couldn't even hug back or anything. I honestly thought she was going to rape me, but I would have been okay with that.
Once the initial panic of "what is this who is that why can't I what the fuck I don't even" wore off i was able to enjoy it and try to kiss back... Key word being try... She was in total control.
Also googled "Gifs in Reverse" and was not disappointed.
Even found Fakku Desuka's gif (s)he's using in his/er sig
I am unaware of the persons gender.
Once the initial panic of "what is this who is that why can't I what the fuck I don't even" wore off i was able to enjoy it and try to kiss back... Key word being try... She was in total control.
Also googled "Gifs in Reverse" and was not disappointed.
Even found Fakku Desuka's gif (s)he's using in his/er sig
I am unaware of the persons gender.
Found out about Rasberry Pi today.
Learned you can use that tiny thing to run MAME and other emulators up to PSX and make a fully functional arcade machine with it. I so need to do that! Despite what you might think if you met her, Lime is very good with computers and stuff, and has Linux experience so this would be right up her alley.
Learned you can use that tiny thing to run MAME and other emulators up to PSX and make a fully functional arcade machine with it. I so need to do that! Despite what you might think if you met her, Lime is very good with computers and stuff, and has Linux experience so this would be right up her alley.
Spoiler:
https://www.fakku.net/forums/random/funny-naughty-stories-funny-sexual-experiences
I'm fairly sure you'd like to see this topic then. You might get a laugh.
That, and that this topic seems to be a lot like that one.
I for one am having trouble seeing the difference between the idea of this topic and the one I linked. I'm sure there is, but I'm not seeing it at the moment.
Staying on topic though, I haven't had a lot of sex yet so I wouldn't be able to tell you. 5 times currently.
I suppose the craziest I had was atop a pool float where we lost our virginities but I'd rather not go into details.
Was going to write an erotic story about it but got caught and she made me delete it while she watched. Still working on sexy story time though
Wow. How the fuck did I miss this? Sorry for posting something someone else already did.
Seriously, 3rd from the top though, how did I miss that when scanning through the page twice?
At least clicking someone's name in the notifications still work though.
Seriously, 3rd from the top though, how did I miss that when scanning through the page twice?
At least clicking someone's name in the notifications still work though.
This theme is stuck in my head.
It's catchy but short, like exactly 25 seconds long.
Here's the link if you want to listen to it
It's catchy but short, like exactly 25 seconds long.
Here's the link if you want to listen to it
Spoiler:
All of the links in the messages don't work currently, at least on my end.
All except for the usernames, which do indeed take me to their pages.
It is the kind of notification / topic it relates to links that don't work for me, despite the fact the forum pages are still very much there. I can click on them, but it just leads me to the "Page Not Found." Page that features Momoka's smug "U Mad?" Face.
Example I made up to show which kinds of links are broken because I have no good way of showing you visuals. The words that I made red are the "links" that would be broken if this showed up in my notifications.
UsernameMan has posted a reply in your topic of "Should I get a pet bunny if I already have a dog?"
I'm not sure if you are aware of this bug (that may only be happening to me as I haven't heard of this happening to anyone else), but for me it happened right after you fixed the broken avatars, which I think was a day I hadn't logged in.
All except for the usernames, which do indeed take me to their pages.
It is the kind of notification / topic it relates to links that don't work for me, despite the fact the forum pages are still very much there. I can click on them, but it just leads me to the "Page Not Found." Page that features Momoka's smug "U Mad?" Face.
Example I made up to show which kinds of links are broken because I have no good way of showing you visuals. The words that I made red are the "links" that would be broken if this showed up in my notifications.
UsernameMan has posted a reply in your topic of "Should I get a pet bunny if I already have a dog?"
I'm not sure if you are aware of this bug (that may only be happening to me as I haven't heard of this happening to anyone else), but for me it happened right after you fixed the broken avatars, which I think was a day I hadn't logged in.
You know there's something you should know
So I'm gonna tell you so
Don't sweat it
Forget it
Enjoy the show
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
That is the absolute worst animated musical segment I've ever seen.
The movie? Titanic: the legend goes on.
My rating of the whole movie? Backed up Shit sewers out of Godly Platinum (-1 / 10)
So I'm gonna tell you so
Don't sweat it
Forget it
Enjoy the show
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
That is the absolute worst animated musical segment I've ever seen.
The movie? Titanic: the legend goes on.
My rating of the whole movie? Backed up Shit sewers out of Godly Platinum (-1 / 10)
And thus, sweet love was made that night, in full view of everyone at the house...
Despite her embarrassment we pressed onwards until the task at hand was complete. I guided her the whole time, slowly, gently, and with care. She was not used to having an audience when doing such things
...translation:
I helped Cherry make dessert for everyone, and the kitchen was in everyone's full view. Who needs World's Dumbest when you have a total novice at cooking try to make leaf shaped cookies for everyone to celebrate the first day of fall. She sort of fumbled around a bit and it was cute and funny. The cookies were overly sweet because of the sugar added, but made with love, so sweet love was indeed made.
And we later had some quiet sex quickly because we got really fucking horny after making out a bit in the laundry room, but too many people do do it for more than 3 minutes, so...XD nice to know that nobody goes downstairs that often during a party, because we did it on my bed, which is indeed downstairs.
Despite her embarrassment we pressed onwards until the task at hand was complete. I guided her the whole time, slowly, gently, and with care. She was not used to having an audience when doing such things
...translation:
I helped Cherry make dessert for everyone, and the kitchen was in everyone's full view. Who needs World's Dumbest when you have a total novice at cooking try to make leaf shaped cookies for everyone to celebrate the first day of fall. She sort of fumbled around a bit and it was cute and funny. The cookies were overly sweet because of the sugar added, but made with love, so sweet love was indeed made.
And we later had some quiet sex quickly because we got really fucking horny after making out a bit in the laundry room, but too many people do do it for more than 3 minutes, so...XD nice to know that nobody goes downstairs that often during a party, because we did it on my bed, which is indeed downstairs.
It's that time of year where it's too cold to sleep under a bed sheet but not cold enough to sleep under a comforter.
Under the bed sheet it is still pretty chilly, considering I like to sleep in my panties
Under the comforter it becomes a bit too warm to the point of discomfort for me. I start to sweat a bit.
The fleece I have is currently the door to the love fortress that is my bed. Because that, along with the heavier bed sheets that make up the walls, helps with insulation.
So to compromise and sleep at a comfy temperature, I have to sleep under the bed sheet, but with my clothes on... But I like to sleep in my panties because of how comfy and nice the blankets feel on my bare skin
Under the bed sheet it is still pretty chilly, considering I like to sleep in my panties
Under the comforter it becomes a bit too warm to the point of discomfort for me. I start to sweat a bit.
The fleece I have is currently the door to the love fortress that is my bed. Because that, along with the heavier bed sheets that make up the walls, helps with insulation.
So to compromise and sleep at a comfy temperature, I have to sleep under the bed sheet, but with my clothes on... But I like to sleep in my panties because of how comfy and nice the blankets feel on my bare skin
I cuddled her today. It was nice. Wish she cloud have stayed the night though. That'd make tonight better.
Apparently the twins had to go to a funeral today. I never met their uncle, but they seemed really down about having him go like that. Lung Cancer, apparently, and the guy quit smoking 13 years ago.
Tell them the truth. Whatever you do, just make sure it's honest. Nobody likes to be lied to. If they laugh at you, find a way to laugh with them. I mean, you're friends right? I'm sure any teasing and stuff that happens is supposed to be in good fun or something.
Who knows, they might even help you out by introducing you to some potential love intrests and help you make friends and stuff.
Who knows, they might even help you out by introducing you to some potential love intrests and help you make friends and stuff.
I tried and dated boys in high school.
None of them seemed interested in getting to know me as a person. They also lacked that spark of passion I was looking for. If anything they wanted to just be fuck buddies for a while. That's my experience.
If I went on I'd have to say things that I don't like about Cherry, but she's just one person and is much different that the other relationships I've had. Besides, they'd be nitpicks at best.
None of them seemed interested in getting to know me as a person. They also lacked that spark of passion I was looking for. If anything they wanted to just be fuck buddies for a while. That's my experience.
If I went on I'd have to say things that I don't like about Cherry, but she's just one person and is much different that the other relationships I've had. Besides, they'd be nitpicks at best.
