NutritiousGoop Posts
pspkiller626 wrote...
Tripped over a stray brick on the pavement and instead of someone trying to help me up they started laughing.And I thought Falling Over=Funny was in the past.
Dude, America's Funniest Home Videos is still going... And these days it nothing but people falling down somehow, cute babies and toddlers being cute, and animals doing stuff.
It's mostly people falling down though.
Anyway, I saw a fuzzy thing on the sidewalk and I had no idea what the fuck it was. It bothered me all day wanting to know what it was. Turned out to be a probably murdered cat. It certainly wasn't run over, because blunt force does not slice open the neck. I did not go near it enough to determine if it was real or a prank set up by those two guys just staring at it.
Started new job, and apparently the owner of that ice cream shop inaugurates all new employees with a free scoop of their choice of flavor at lunch. It's the only time it's going to happen though XD
Started my new job! Yaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaay!
It's not much, but it's better than no job. And there is ice cream! And Soda! And Gummi Bears!
It's not much, but it's better than no job. And there is ice cream! And Soda! And Gummi Bears!
Sinful Rhetoric wrote...
Likhos01 wrote...
Got stuck in the toilets in Highschool because the locker was old and broke on me.Everyone knew.
I should have left no survivors.
I read it... having a hard time picturing it...
How exactly did a locker breaking lead to you getting stuck on the loo?
The sliding lock seen on most public bathroom doors was likely the "locker" that broke.
OT: school lunch gave me (and many others) the shits one day. Beef on the sloppy joes was tainted with something witch led to food poisoning and diarrhea. The lunch guy supposedly responsible was fired afterward because he may have deliberately tainted some of the food.
Well I was the only one in my next class who ate it. I suddenly had to poo so I asked for a hall pass and maybe a trip to the nurse. He said no. I try again a few more times as it gets worse. Still says no thinking I'm just faking it. I let out a loud fart and he asks who made that fart. Of course I was laughed at
My response was "That is the sewage line about to burst. I know nobody, especially the janitors, wants to see that happen and have this class reek of shit. Now if you'll excuse me..." And then I just rush to the nearest bathroom right across the hall.
Teacher decided to follow for a bit and heard not only me, but another girl in there with dirarreha. In fact, first thing she said when she heard me pooping was "Fuck! You too?" And then apparently a boy went in to the bathroom with simmilar problems as we heard him from the wall. By tomorrow everyone was talking about it and sloppy joes were banned from the menu. In fact the entire lucnchroom closed for a few days so they had to order in Chick-Fill-A till the food supply came in.
amsterdamnmodafaka wrote...
Hi, I'm new here, I'm a 16years old male and I just wanna know if any of you folks tried or are trying to stop whacking it off for a while.If you did, how did you resist the temptation, and how long?
I'm looking for advice to put an end to that activity you are accustomed to (I'm talking about masturbation, for those who will try to be funny saying ''oh, you mean -insert not awkward habit here-)
Thanks for all (serious) repliers
PS:Don't judge me for any language mistakes, I'm not for an English-speaking country.
*shrug* I though you needed to be 18 to join this site. Maybe it's different in your region. I dunno.
Anyway, for me the key word is "distraction." I sometimes get horny in public and want to go and touch myself, but I can't do that because I'm in a public area and it would be rude and humiliating if I did.
So what I do when that happens is think of something else that does not turn you on. For instance, I'd look at store signs or recite pop songs in my head to make sure I'm focusing on something else instead of me wanting to get laid.
Maybe it will work for you if you can just keep your mind focused on something else when the urge to master bate arises
Medzy wrote...
NutritiousGoop wrote...
I don't want to google it.MOST OF THESE ANSWERS ON HERE CAME FROM GOOGLE
But I didn't want to google it because then I'd have no excuse to ask and see these responses.
I already have some. It's not exactly semen, but it is still cum. And it's *sunglasses*
Cherry Scented
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! ) csi Miami theme go here.
Cherry Scented
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! ) csi Miami theme go here.
I learned that either I haven't actually changed to be a better person despite my numerous attemps
Or that one of my old acquaintances from school still thinks I'm the grumpy sort of bitch I was my freshman year and is not afraid to rat people out for things he think is wrong with them. Either way he's an asshole
Or that one of my old acquaintances from school still thinks I'm the grumpy sort of bitch I was my freshman year and is not afraid to rat people out for things he think is wrong with them. Either way he's an asshole
Sneakyone wrote...
Semen has a lot of Zinc in it, which is good for your skin and Immune system.So it can be used as a lotion by that logic, right? It sorta has the consistency of thick lotion, only stickier.
Meanwhile! In the opposite post!
"I had to sit down and cry for a bit out in public. I wasn't loud or anything when crying. I just went into the place where Cherry is now working, asked for a booth in the corner and a drink, put my head down and cried quietly to myself. "
Why is that part in red? Guess who served me the drink.
She also stopped for a second, pretending to take my order (I just came for the beer) so I could briefly explain what happened. Well she was sure no one was looking back here in this corner so she gave me a quick hug and kiss before heading back to work... and getting chewed by her manager a bit for kissing me. Not supposed to show affection like that while on the clock apparently.
Still, it was nice to see her and talk about it for a minute, and the manager even gave me a pat on the back and said "you have a nice night, okay" on the way out.
"I had to sit down and cry for a bit out in public. I wasn't loud or anything when crying. I just went into the place where Cherry is now working, asked for a booth in the corner and a drink, put my head down and cried quietly to myself. "
Why is that part in red? Guess who served me the drink.
She also stopped for a second, pretending to take my order (I just came for the beer) so I could briefly explain what happened. Well she was sure no one was looking back here in this corner so she gave me a quick hug and kiss before heading back to work... and getting chewed by her manager a bit for kissing me. Not supposed to show affection like that while on the clock apparently.
Still, it was nice to see her and talk about it for a minute, and the manager even gave me a pat on the back and said "you have a nice night, okay" on the way out.
Foreground wrote...
If you want, you can be my test subject.Hmmm, naaaah. I'm too lesbian I guess. Certainly feel more lez than bi at this point. I bet the next person below me will be happy to oblige XD
I had to sit down and cry for a bit out in public. I wasn't loud or anything when crying. I just went into the place where Cherry is now working, asked for a booth in the corner and a drink, put my head down and cried quietly to myself.
The reason was because I have never been so insulted in all my life. Someone I barley know ratted my out in public for all these different things. It was as hurtful as it was humiliating. The things that were yelled at me were things I already know I need to change about myself. Things I've been working to improve on. My flaws and insecurities. It went on for fifteen minutes or so of just that one guy rating me out with people watching. According to him I had become worse. That is bullshit. I know twenty people who'd back me up on that.
But it still made me think about what is wrong with me as a person, and even if I haven't improved myself much, at least I'm trying.
There was also quips and insults about other stuff but those didn't phase me much.
And if I can say, WTF is with my town as of late? This isn't the first time something like this has happened. This is like the 6th one I can recall. It seems some people are starting to hate each other just because of a few words these days.
The reason was because I have never been so insulted in all my life. Someone I barley know ratted my out in public for all these different things. It was as hurtful as it was humiliating. The things that were yelled at me were things I already know I need to change about myself. Things I've been working to improve on. My flaws and insecurities. It went on for fifteen minutes or so of just that one guy rating me out with people watching. According to him I had become worse. That is bullshit. I know twenty people who'd back me up on that.
But it still made me think about what is wrong with me as a person, and even if I haven't improved myself much, at least I'm trying.
There was also quips and insults about other stuff but those didn't phase me much.
And if I can say, WTF is with my town as of late? This isn't the first time something like this has happened. This is like the 6th one I can recall. It seems some people are starting to hate each other just because of a few words these days.
The main reason I am called NutritiousGoop here is because of my love for slime girls and gelatin deserts.
Another reason I stuck with this username is because this is a hentai site and that my name could be used to describe swallowing cum.
But that made me think up this question.
Are there any health benefits from swallowing semen or cum after giving oral?
I don't want to google it. I'd rather hear what you have to say first.
Another reason I stuck with this username is because this is a hentai site and that my name could be used to describe swallowing cum.
But that made me think up this question.
Are there any health benefits from swallowing semen or cum after giving oral?
I don't want to google it. I'd rather hear what you have to say first.
To become a slime girl. I really want to be that. Like you don't even know
Some of the fantasies and dreams I have.
Anyway, Powers.
And now Weakness
Some of the fantasies and dreams I have.
Anyway, Powers.
Spoiler:
And now Weakness
Spoiler:
Sinful Rhetoric wrote...
Ed, Edd and Eddy I hated that show...
I loved it till they went to school. I did like the episode where they built a plane to escape school though.
I learned of my heritage today!
Turns out my great grandmother came over from Japan and Eastern Asia. I don't know where she was born exactly but she spent her years traveling and studying cultures.
My grandpa was born in Ecuador and moved to the states.
I'm like 1/3 Asian, 1/3 Hispanic, 1/3 Caucasian, maybe.
Turns out my great grandmother came over from Japan and Eastern Asia. I don't know where she was born exactly but she spent her years traveling and studying cultures.
My grandpa was born in Ecuador and moved to the states.
I'm like 1/3 Asian, 1/3 Hispanic, 1/3 Caucasian, maybe.
Saw something I shouldn't have. Nothing too serious, just a naked hairy man who happened to be my dad.
His feet were still wet and he slipped. Towel sorta fell off and then I walked in to make sure he was okay.
His shower is broken at the moment so he had to use the one by my room, and he forgot to lay put clothes to change into in the bathroom.
My dad's fine. I was grossed out but I'm fine.
His feet were still wet and he slipped. Towel sorta fell off and then I walked in to make sure he was okay.
His shower is broken at the moment so he had to use the one by my room, and he forgot to lay put clothes to change into in the bathroom.
My dad's fine. I was grossed out but I'm fine.