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Relax nash, relax. We know he doesn't know better, he drank the "dojo kool-aid" (i.e., they fucked him in the ass enough times for him to want to come back for more buttsecks).

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She's the only woman who has a portable kitchen. Oh wonder woman, cleaning dishes after roping bad guys.

What other "basis" is there? Magic powers?

BTW, you christian?

Love it. So gory and fun. Fucking worth it.

The time travel makes no sense, but mindfucks don't ruin killing sprees.

Emerson has a phone call.

He takes out an iPhone.

Jobs sees an apple product.

It's super effective.

Jobs' boner impales Emerson.

Just a little something: In an interview Teller had with "The Skeptics Guide To the Universe", it was mentioned that the last episode of bullshit will be the bullshit of Bullshit!. This is where they mention their past mistakes and correct them.

WOW! This game is fucking fun. Never have I been able to slow down time in a specific area around a group of enemies only to be able to go into the area and empty a shell into their face one by one while they can’t move and then watching their corpses fall to the ground as I reload. Never have I been able to steer a bullet across a dock into some unsuspecting soldier hiding behind cover only to be ripped to pieces when it came in contact with him. Never have I been able to steer a spherical explosive object around obstacles to get to a group of soldiers who can only yell “Grenade!” during their last moments before I allow it to explode. This game is fucking fun. Seriously, if the graphics were of higher quality I’d put this game on par with Killzone 2 (which was not only fun, but had the best graphics I’ve ever seen in an FPS), if not better.

The weapons are beautiful. I was in awe of the designs for the assault rifle and shotgun of the game. Not only do they look good, but they’re just great to shoot. The shit some of the weapons in this game can do rival the weapons you’d find in a game like Ratchet & Clank. The weapon upgrading was “meh” but the other upgrades you can make to yourself make up for it. Like in Bioshock, having guns and powers in a shooter is a nice touch. TMD powers were pretty bad-motherfucking-ass, and that’s all I’ll say about them.

The story is lulz. Soviets are butthurt america has a nuke, so they want to one-up them with some special element they found. The propaganda the soviets use in this game is also pretty lulzy. The rest of the game is normal and nothing too spectacular, except for the time travel shit. The entire thing is a mindfuck. So you go back in time to change this, but then this happens in the future, but you can still go back to the past and take for the future, but what about the writings on the walls, how can a confusing past predict the proper future, but what you did…

8.5/10

^Would’ve given it a 9 if the graphics weren’t dated.

Really?

North Korea is number 2. Someone tell kim jong il to expect justine to arrive soon.

I know, humans are weird.

You will find an unbiased explanation here.

I grew up in a russian death camp. It was a fight for survival out there. Kids vs. kids, teenagers vs. kids. Fucking brutal. When I was 7, I decided to get the fuck out of there. Slashed a few necks, stabbed a few niggas. I pretty much did some assassin's creed shit and made it to moscow without getting caught. It also helped that I robbed the shit out of the prick running that camp. With enough money in my pocket, I made to america. Was raised by some other russians who welcomed me into their homes. I learned about vodka and shit.

You don't really nullify his points, just point out possible alternatives.

Plus, he's just speculating too. No one is right for now.

Speaking of speculation, that new symbol has what look like the letters A and C. Quite the coincidence.




Yes. You're missing out, bro.

But they aren't the first ones to nuke it. This is why they fail.

Yep.



We are a lot alike. I don't take the word gangsta seriously either.

You know, we should collaborate; go to the moon together. Call all the soviet scientists you know and I'll bring a nuke. We'll make a statue there, and hope some meteor hits it so the rest of the world can see fireworks.

Peeps got him form 14k to 84k in a day and they can vote every 20 minutes. The future looks bright.

Doesn't matter. The fact that it's north korea is lulzy enough.

The lulziest thing I've seen all week, honestly. Just found this:






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