Rbz Posts

Rbz
15 years ago
Vladimir Putin will be victorious.
Rbz
15 years ago
For the bitches and hos!
Rbz
15 years ago
Best:
Avatar (ONLY 3D!)
Up
Sherlock Holmes
Watchmen
Star Trek
District 9
9
Inglourious Basterds
Zombieland


I'll elaborate here a little bit.

Worst:
G.I. Joe - For being fucking stupid.
Paranormal Activity - For being fucking stupid and not scary at all.
Bruno - For being worse than borat.
Gamer - Meh
Saw 6 - For making me turn off the movie 5 minutes into it. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING AGAIN AND AGAIN!


Any of the others that I saw and didn't mention are aight. (not that you'd know which those are. HA!)
Rbz
15 years ago
^Anybody else think that dude makes love to his car?
Rbz
15 years ago
ashcrimson wrote...
Tribly wrote...
Obviously, the girl's washing her hair with dick sauce.

hohoohohohoh that is funny... I guess coz its possible, I mean Ive seen something like that before

Did she also use cumditioner?

Spoiler:
To all who went

Forum Image: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/Rbz879/Gifs/disgusted.gif

after reading that, my bad. It's getting late and that's the best I have.
Rbz
15 years ago
Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/39350-IXWF7P5.jpg

That's how I roll. Forum Image: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/Rbz879/Smileys/739_machine_gun.gif
Rbz
15 years ago
NoeLLis wrote...
Spoiler:

This one would actually be badass without the vocals. The rest I'm not too hot for.

Thanks for trying.
Rbz
15 years ago
elfen lied wrote...
this song will now be stuck in your head

No, this will:

Spoiler:
Rbz
15 years ago
Earl Grey, like a true gentleman.
Rbz
15 years ago
Asphodel wrote...
Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1b/PutinCash.jpg



Hey World Leaders,

My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.

Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, and Prime Minister of Russia and still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (She just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

Nah
Rbz
15 years ago
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Jacob wrote...
I happen to get very turned on by women washing their hair while fully clothed. I thought everyone did?


Lulz?

No, not really.
Rbz
15 years ago
What devotion! That one guy smelled pussy juice, so he licked the floor to get some.
Rbz
15 years ago


Be creative in your interactions.
Rbz
15 years ago
ashcrimson wrote...
John, this is a joke right?

He's being totally seriously.
Rbz
15 years ago
If you don't get shot tomorrow, tell us the rest of the story.
Rbz
15 years ago
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Harmonian wrote...
A commercial for a cartoon pornography site?


Sounds like a job for Vladimir Putin.

Nah, have oprah do it. Seeing her talk about cumming buckets and tentacle rape is great comedy (great publicity too).
Rbz
15 years ago
gibbous wrote...
I have gotten three superiors fired and two moved to Hell City.

Tell me more.
Rbz
15 years ago
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
But does it feel all that great after 20 or 30 hours in? I fear I may not have a definitive answer to that until I play it myself.

Well, no shit. This is actually what happened to me concerning the game "Demon's souls." I kept trying to learn more about it. I was being skeptical, doubting the hype and all that. After playing the game my previous skepticism seemed to be a waste. So yea, play the game to know what it actually feels like after 20 or 30 hours instead of constantly speculating. I wouldn't pay $60 for it though.
Rbz
15 years ago
This shit is puntastic.
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