Rbz Posts
artcellrox wrote...
By reading Penthouse?It is how people of the reptilian race ejaculate when presented with human porn. Watching insects copulate should fix that right up.
Finnias wrote...
I came to the consensusAs with you, me and my multiple personalities have all agreed (or came to the consensus, if you will) upon a hell that would be most unpleasant:
Downloading the best porn in the universe on a dial-up connection and being disconnected when I get to 99.99% again and again and again . . .
But man, guro sure is easy to download. I'll check that shit out while the best shit is still downloading; Mai-Chan's daily life is awwwwwright.
NSFW, my favorite category of anything. It only took me a few seconds to find some great shit:
though it's hard to masturbate to the box when that pizza is mounting it.
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though it's hard to masturbate to the box when that pizza is mounting it.
Anesthetize wrote...
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I'm not jelly of those giant single-celled organisms eating your neighborhood. Good riddance. Fuck that location and its snowflakes.
Did you ever notice that most doujins have fucking in it? I was minding my own business, reading it for the plot, and then all of a sudden the guy whips out his dick. It's as if I was reading porn or something.
animefreak_usa wrote...
Better challenge... TAP THATThis kind of shit would make Sir Mix-A-Lot sing about female pubic hair.
Here's to hoping for an NTR doujin featuring the new royal couple in britain. That's the least I can get back after being barraged with their existence.
WarLord wrote...
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I'd fucking love to see either the original Deus Ex or System Shock 2 remade with modern tech. If it happened to both, I would have to get cock reduction surgery just to seem human.

