Rbz Posts
Mr.TifaCockhard wrote...
I made this myself.We can tell. From now on I'll misspell your name when I quote you just to keep your cool story consistent; too bad you get notified when I post here.
GroverCleaveland wrote...
Speaking of RPG shooters, how fucking awesome was Borderlands? Fucking awesome, or super fucking awesome?I'd fuck Lilith if I could awesome.
Autarch_Of_Flame wrote...
3) Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The PatriotsEnd of game scene at Boss' grave. NEVER FORGET!
What's with all these questions popping up? Enough! I'm still trying to figure out how fucking magnets work.
You're in a dressing room and you find a dress that looks pretty cute. You feel embarrassed because Misty and Brock could walk in, but it wouldn't hurt to try it on for a minute or two. As you stare at yourself in the mirror there are a few brief flashes of light. You turn around and what do you see? It's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK uploading your pictures to the internet.
NeoStriker wrote...
Do you have any WHY-FOO'S?No. For some reason 2D characters stay on my monitor even after being told to go to the fucking kitchen.
Sisami wrote...
How hard do you love me, bro?[lolprobablyprettyhard]
That depends on how large of an erection I get after you spread your cheeks and tell me that I'm one of the few people you wouldn't blow yourself up next to.
WarLord wrote...
Fighting games suck? Are you sure you're not the one who sucks at fighting games?Since they're boring and I don't play them, my proficiency is not up to par with the average button mashing, hand-to-hand combat specialists. In other words, fighting games suck. Problem?
Unsigned wrote...
At what stand up did George Carlin say that? No clue. I'm not even sure he said it in one of his stand ups. However, I'm pretty sure he wrote it in one of his books. The quote in the OP was just something I vaguely remembered, so I copy-pasted the complete version from a google search.
Neruku wrote...
If you had to choose one of your parents to live with for the rest of your life, which one would it be and why not the other one?My mother, simply because I think she'll be easier for me to deal with, even if she is a bitch. It'll be much harder for her to assert her authority over me without my dad around.
mantisprime1250 wrote...
If happiness had a form, what would it look like?A device that would allow people to have full control over their dreams, minus the instability of lucid dreaming. I get to butt fuck Scarlett Johansson and you peeps get to fuck your favorite anime character with your foot long cocks.
mantisprime1250 wrote...
GTFOI know, I was surprised like that too. I wondered how OP could pay attention to the plot with all those curves staring him in the face.
Callonia wrote...
That would imply some geezers . . . is hip as people that wear bling. Old people are gangsta. These people would bust a cap in a nigga just for standing on their lawn. Respect, son; fo reelz.
Callonia wrote...
everyone and their mom wears them to the beach. Not bling.I believe some foreheads should be classified as bling.
Callonia wrote...
Why do u like to wear bling?I wear sunglasses on the internet and yet the shiny object gets all the attention? Fuck it, there you have it. I gots the bling because it distracts a fool.
thegiddykiddy wrote...
Why did you destroy my cat's ass with your thrusting manhood?Because my dog (conveniently named thrusting manhood) was horny and the pussy was asking for it, raising its ass way up in the air like that. Lighting your cat's cigarette afterward was the most humane thing I could've done there.
catgirlfetish wrote...
Who's better?Let's find out:
catgirlfetish wrote...
CaesarCaesar is the name heard when a male prostitute in Gomorrah asks, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?"
catgirlfetish wrote...
NCRMe and NCR were cool. I promised to fuck up the Legion, they promised to take over Nevada. Kind of an unfair deal, seeing as I don't get to swim in mountains of caps after coming back to my Lucky 38 casino/hotel, but I could live with it. And then came the taxes. . .
catgirlfetish wrote...
Mr. HouseNice Casino you have here. I'll take it.
catgirlfetish wrote...
YesmanThis motherfucker can't be raped. How can you hate someone who can't be raped?
