Rbz Posts

This is another IRL tsundere moment. At long last we find out that they're in bed after having their fans talk shit about the other. I do agree, however, that Microsoft went a little too far when it suggested a threesome with Nintendo.

Fo shizzle. When a man and a corpse love each other, I am their cheerleader.

Her fella is better at pleasuring whales than aquaman.

They're fine. Strawberries are better.



I'm not an asshole, so it's "both."

I'll laugh when NTR gets its own ice cream flavor.

"NTR ice cream. His tears and her ecstasy all in one lick."
[size=9](Anger not included)[/h]

Children, please. Pedobear received the ultimate martial arts training under the great Michael Jackson.




Dat kick.

I like ass cheeks, not the asshole, sir. Scarlett Johansson.



Wincest (I only call brother-sister relations wincest). The kind where the brother and sister are uber in love. I don't exactly know why my mind likes that, but it feels as if they were meant to be together. This is why I'm bothered by hentai where the guy or girl is fucking someone they have no business fucking in the first place. For example, in Code Geass, the relationship between Lelouch and C.C. established them as a couple in my mind. Thus, I don't like doujins where she's taking random dick on the side.



I inferred it, yes. Your thoughts do not go unappreciated.



This is unfortunate for your ego, but it didn't take long to forget that you were responsible for making it. It was definitely amusing, though.



The kind that possesses hot women and makes them have sex with me. Spiderbro has nothing on ghostbro.



Because vodka is my medicine.



I am contractually obligated by Imaginationland Inc. not to answer that.



Crouch and activate a Stealth Boy.

God damn, I hate Cazadors. I hunt Deathclaws for fun. Cazadors aren't fun.



No. If only you asked me to fuck you sooner . . .




I don't know who Lemmy is, but God is kind of a pussy. I mean, he's no Zeus, and I know you weren't thinking of Zeus. I bet Jesus (let's go with christianity) was pretty scrawny, and you know what they say: "like father like son." I'm going to let a coin flip decide.




Parents took me with them when they immigrated. There's also a slight chance that it had to do with that time I knocked up the Russian mob leader's daughter. Seven years old and already a troublemaker.



Can't I have them all? We all share a similar interest so it'll totally work out.



So check this out. I was patrolling the hood and I noticed it has a purple feel to it. I didn't just feel the purple, I fucking saw it. These niggas were standing on the corner acting like they owned the place. Not for long. I busted a few caps in the motherfuckers, then all of a sudden the entire hood declared war on me. Fine, I fucking hate purple. I saw the first wave running after me. Piece of cake, I had a Tec-9 in each hand; they got my leg before I took care of all of them, though. No time for rest, the second group was already on its way. These niggas busted out their AKs! Fuck that. I popped some heads with my sniper rifle. The police didn't give a fuck. At this point, I gotta admit, I got lucky; I found a bulletproof vest on the street, son. Anyway, I don't want to write an autobiography here so I'll wrap up: there was a third wave of motherfuckers, and they got their asses thoroughly capped. At that moment the hood felt very green. Fuck them Ballas, Grove Street Families 4 life!



I'll think about it, but I can't promise the same thing. I'm a dick. Fucking without thinking things through is in my nature.



No, they suck. RPG shooters are where the fun is.

[First shake]


[Second shake]

It's fucking nice. As a skeptic of the afterlife and reincarnation, I like not being dead.



I did and still do. Maybe I'll start it up again next week after getting used to the method I was using before to organize the thread and the content on my hard drive. Unlike when I quit before, I'm drowning in spare time now.



I'm assuming you mean the name of the last poster in a thread that we are all shown. If I see Slayer Nexus' name in a thread followed by a post from Waar, I'm there. They are a loving couple and I wouldn't dare miss their cute little quarrels.



The monstergirls are all you have going for you.

Then again, I do remember replying to your gif of Jacob raping a server asking if you had any other sick fuckery. You didn't, so that was the end of my interest.



Fuck if I know, I'm in America. I do read some shit about Russia in The New York Times, though. Last thing I recall reading was how some rich fuck was pretty much imprisoned on false charges because he supported opponents of Vladimir Putin's party, "United Russia." Recently they convicted him of more shit because he would've been released at a time when elections were around the corner (As far as I know, this is speculation). Then there's the corrupt judicial system. Free speech is also not that well liked in Russia, it seems. I'm glad that I can still say, "At least it's not as bad as China."



When a man looks at a woman, gets a boner, and thinks, "I want to fuck her and not have her leave in the morning."

Big enough to knock Godzilla the fuck out from one hit.



It's an alias formed from my name, which is Roman B*****Z*** (add or subtract a few *).

I'm assuming you're talking about pokemon.

My answer can be easily inferred over here.




I have you categorized as a sick fuck and lamia lover who only rarely posts images worth paying attention to. The rest are uninteresting/unfunny. You don't seem like the average fakku user that I mentally ignore (or am oblivious to the existence of, just to clarify that), but that's probably because your name is familiar to me. In essence, you're just neutral. Oh yea, your sig is fucked. "Whatever you do, it's Zak." Are you sure you want to sound like people are fucking Zak?

Doing your wife? Surprise, it's Zak. We also no longer fap, we Zak. Stop projecting yourself into other people's affairs, you sick fuck.





You fucked up. With the way that question is worded, you admitted to being a hated faggot.



It might have something to do with his sig. I mean, guys who "do whatever" after reading that are doing Zak. For fucks sake, imagine waking up next to Zak after a "fun" night.

I do not have the patience to wait for the egg to hatch and grow up into a Hen so it can lay eggs and start a relationship with the nice Cock that I introduced her to. Then they will ride off into the sunset on their honeymoon, and after starting a family, they will gladly offer their offspring as a sacrifice to their lord. All hail me.

With the already hatched Hen, I can do that shit now.

I do, you just don't know where to find me. I've been asked to join a skype group before, but I don't like group convos; too many people makes me uncomfortable. One on one = ideal. A few people = tolerable. Big group = "See ya, I've got copyright laws to break."



I like big butts and I cannot lie. Yo girl, those titties aren't what caught my eye . . .



Contrary to what I said in my post above, I am probably a wizard.

I am not a wizard, you figure that out.

Probably because my jewelry gives people that false impression. That chain necklace was the only thing the store had that wouldn't make me look like a woman who adores the vampires in twilight.



The maid with the pipe in the kitchen.

As the great George Carlin wrote: "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

Pro hint: If I tell you a story about how I prevented the destruction of Japan by slapping Godzilla with my dick, I am probably using the second-best policy available to me, but it totally happened.

Ever play Fallout: New Vegas? If so: energy weapons or guns?

I remember something a while ago where you showed you were fond of Bioware. Should Bioware be ashamed of Dragon Age 2?

You and slayer sitting in a car . . .
Complete the rhyme à la "X and Y are sitting in a tree . . ." (thinking of how they're jelly of me)? (The question mark assists in making this non-question into a question because IB logic applies.)

Would you play russian roulette with a six chamber revolver that has one chamber loaded for $1,000,000? (You pull the trigger once. If you win, you get the money.)

And here's one I stole from the internet: "You are leading 100 people in a survivalist situation, when suddenly your lives are in danger and you must choose between two courses of action. One would cause 10 of the people to die and everyone else would live, the other would have a 70% chance of saving everyone but were it to fail then everyone would die. Which would you choose?"

That's all; I'll stop bothering you now.

The way Casey sucks dick is criminal.

Put a picture of yourself, nexus. I want to make you think about waar again.