Ryssen Posts

The schlong is long.

NTR depends on whose shoes you place yourself into.

The people who become enraged, place themselves into the role of the guy who has his woman stolen.

The people who like it, are placing themselves into the role of the guy doing the stealing.

While there is some variances and exceptions, this tends to be a pretty good rule of thumb.

Every guy who says they prefer the tomboy are completely picturing a girly 'tomboy'.

You're too young to take on the mental baggage that this girl is going to bring to the table and you will not be able to handle the problems when you try to 'help' her.

This is beyond you and as much as you may want to have a relationship with her, it ain't happening.

Any size I can titfuck.

Nope Chuck Tesla.

Would you like me to explain why you are herp derping or do you got it?

Cause there are a couple of reason why you are mr. sarcasm.

You sound stupid but meh.

If you're worried about whether or not he wants to have sex with you, don't.

No guy ever makes joking remarks about having sex with girls. It's always serious but posed as a joke to gauge response.

And the truth of the matter. If a guy is friends and friendly with you, he would like to have sex with you in some form. Not all guys act on this instinct, but yeah, any girl a guy is seriously friends with is one he has sexual attraction to whether or not they are wanting to act on it or not.

So from the friendliness and sexual comments, he wants to have sex with you and would like to act on it.

Just invite him to someplace alone like your place or his. And just start making strong hints towards it.

Massaging his shoulders alone is a very good way to make a strong hint that he will take that way. Especially if you cuddle up to him immediately afterwards and 'accidentally' run your hand on his inner thigh.

That much would push him into acting if he's not a pussy.

Make sure to have protection though, and I guess enjoy being a whore.

Oh, and be prepared for him to be clingy and attached as he will become.

People like relationships. Even if they know it's one that wouldn't work out, they really like them.

There's some sense of comfort in them regardless of emotions (well, non-abusive types anyways.)

So the sadness is partly due to that loss of comfort. What you had as a constant (someone there) is gone and so you miss them even though you might not have any romantic feelings for them anymore.

And you also don't ever just get completely over someone. There's bound to be some lingering feelings for them even if its not love. I mean, you shared things you wouldn't with friends and so you just have a different type of attachment that you are sad to see gone.

And it could be possible that you do love her and just didn't realize it until after the breakup. Though that's not typical of mutual break-ups. If it is the case, you'll notice it if you still feel this strongly about it a month or so down the line.

But you're more likely to just look back fondly of the time and nothing more.

We'd still call him a faggot.

Why would I be jealous of a weeaboo whore?

That does not make sense to me.

Many plants aren't asexual. Like cucumbers.

WIN THE WAR BY FUCKING THE CONQUERED PRINCESS FOR SATISFACTION POINTS!

A guy likes a girl, because well she's a girl.

So a guy will like to see a girl being able to do certain girl things.

Typically when a guy says he likes tomboys, he's referring to girly tomboys, not a true pure tomboy.

You're a dirty dirty whore.

No no, it's not that you feel it.

It's that you are.

My first rejection was because I was too awesome for her.

True story, I was all like "Hey bitch, I think you are acceptable to put my penis in."

And she was all like "I'm sorry, you are too awesome and I'm really not an acceptable place to put your penis."

Well that's easy.

You need to get back in the kitchen.