TehMikuruSlave Posts

Oh really bro? Because I did, which let me steal her.

Trolololololol.

FUCK MAN I JUST WAS LISTENING TO SOME GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CORECORE METAL SHIT DOESNT GET MORE CORE THAN CORECORE THATS LIKE CORE FUCKING SQUARED. HOLY FUCKING COCK LIPS I CANT EVEN GET MORE CORE THAN THAT IF I FUCKED A CORE WHILE SHITTING CORE INTO A CORE'S MOUTH HOLY FUCK.

JONAS BROTHERS CORE FUCKING CORE FUCK YEAH

This is for the classy discussions of the chat section, top hats required. Desu~~

PRETTY MUCH THIS. To be honest I forgot garfest existed until someone reminded me in IRC today.

I TAKE A CUP OF TEA...

AND EAT IT.

I approve of this venture.

Why did you create this thread when my ability to -rep was on cooldown?

OH MY GOD YORK HAS POSTED ON FAKKU MORE THAN 3 TIMES IN 2 DAYS.

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

Just have it randomly choose one per week.

Jacob confirmed for taking pleasure in the beating of women.

(+TehMikuruSlave) Also, I noticed that you have stated that beating women is okay, Jacob.
[~Jacob] but yeah beat women sure

A REAL LIFE MORMON!

I hope you die a brutal death.

Too bad this isn't the US! ;D

Don't let all these hooligans fool you; there is a secret Fakku donation paypal. PM me for more info on how to transfer your money to it.

Lately I've had this fantasy scenario that I replay over and over again in my head. So Juri is just walking around, training, kicking ass, being her sexy self. Then she suddenly realizes that her butthole itches. You know that feeling like when you take a shit, but don't wipe it off completely clean? That awkward sticky feeling that you just wanna scratch your butthole and sniff it? Yeah, Juri has that. Not to mention with all the working out, she's sweating like a pig. Her beads of sweat running down the crack of her ass, mixing together with the musky odour of her dirty butthole, fusing together in a dirty, smelly, Molotov cocktail of destruction. And being the refined young lady that she is, Juri can't just simply stick her finger up her butthole and scratch it like some common whore. So then she spots me walking at a distance, a wicked smile crosses her face. She comes running at me like a motherfucking cheetah and gives me a roundhouse kick to the face. I'm down on the ground in a state of shock, and arousal as this magnanimous young lady seductively drops her pants, revealing the firmest, most perfect ass that I have ever seen in my life. I move my face closer to inspect the radiant glow of her ass, she uses her hands to spread those tight, firm, butt cheeks, revealing her sweaty, dirty, glorious, butthole. The musky odour hits me like a ton of bricks and drives me into a state of sexual frenzy. I instinctively rub my nose against her perfect asshole, inhaling the sweet aroma of her asshole into my lungs like a drowning man gasping relentlessly for air. I can hardly restrain myself, I look up at her desperately, begging her for more. She glances down at me condescendingly, as if to grant me permission to do what I've been dying to do. I stick out my tongue and run it around the rim of her butthole, savouring the divine taste of her dirty, sweaty butthole. I lick her butthole relentlessly, trying to lick it clean. I dart my tongue deeper into her asshole, to make sure that I get whole butthole as clean as possible. I can hear my goddess Juri laughing to herself, at my expense no doubt. I figure she's laughing because she has degraded me down to nothing more than a human toilet paper. I was wrong, she was laughing because she was about to multiply my humiliation tenfold. She grunts loudly as I feel her sphincter convulsing violently. Without warning, she squeezes out a long, brown, magnificent piece of turd right into my undeserving mouth. She grabs me by the chin, watching the glow on my face as I chew and savour the taste of her shit. She gives me a dirty look, silently commanding me to swallow every once of her dirty, filthy, shit. She smiles contently as I do as I'm told. Then she kicks me in the nuts, forcing me down to my knees. She grabs my head and violently uses my hair to rub her again dirtied butthole clean. Then I thank her and she kicks me in the head, knocking me unconscious. Then I wake up and Akuma is anally raping me.

[3:00:40 AM] illumi: I don't care about his extreme bloom
[3:00:44 AM] illumi: I would fuck his brains out.
[3:00:49 AM] illumi: just because he has long hair like TMS's

[3:01:24 AM] illumi: if you didn't have braces
[3:01:33 AM] illumi: I'D MONEYSHOT ON YOUR FACE
[3:01:37 AM] illumi: ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Illumi confirmed for extreme homosexual.

Sorry about not doing any today, I had work and was lazy. I'll do some more tomorrow~

I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT.

I claim Kanoe Yuuko from Tasogare Otome x Amnesia