The Jesus Posts

totaly agree with what Maeve said but you might want maybe a boutiniere and for your friend a corsage(you can get them in a flower shop and get them a day early or have them picked up the day before the prom that way they can stay fresh when you put them on cause they gotta stay in the fridge)one that matches her dress color.act as if this were a dte but with out the romantic connotations to it just be a gentleman and maybe take a photo or two

and if you meet her parents for bonus points give them a time you should be back traffic/time to come and go there

and good luck fyi for the one time i went i ended up asking a friend out of the blue and she said yes and it turned out fine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5aDiRmN1yg make people watch it and then ask do you want to deal with that?so keep it in your pants/do what the commercial says to do minus the company thing the message being use condoms

I do not know if i would qualify as an addict but i just watch porn when i need help falling asleep or when im bored or if my 3rd leg as asking for me to rub on out but i dont watch porn everyday and as for my peers 98% of people i know as a friend they dont need porn because they are in a relationship and giving/or getting 8=D
plus i watch porn to see pretty women because there is a lack of available women to fap to in rl unless your a pedo or a gentophiliac

That video was like internet porn cause my mind was getting fucked hard and the kind you pause and stop watching(i did watch the whole vid barely understood it).

hentai dounjin i like schoolgirl/really cute girls in them/good artwork too

Im more of a tv/videogame addict cause i do those things everyday but i do have a job yay

plus i asked my lady doctor how many times can you masturbate she said as long as you arent doing it 10x a day you are good

But i plan to stop watching porn

Update to those who dont know yet:they have relaesed a trailer for AC4 and the character is Haytham Kenway's dad and hes a pirate anybody excited and yet its going to be on the ps3 due according to amazon 10/29/13 anybody excited?I am

I personally would be happy with just having sex but my fantasies are
sucking/nibbling/licking a girl neck/breasts/ears/neck/everywhere but the butthole respectively in that order

they blowing on my stomach makes me happy
having sex in a public place would be a plus if i could i would have sex in a police station or in a classroom whilst a class is taking place(the sex would hopefully be loud)and having people not resist from watching

i find this part amusing:getting blown while either of us is talking to someone on the phone especially some netorare

I love breasts and im pretty much dtf with pretty much any fantasy if i like the gal

SUPER PASSIONATE SEX

the mr.woodcock effect would be nice ex:they just started speaking fluent spanish even though they dont know anything but the little things like hola,loco

and playing with my nipples while my hands are bound and (reverse)cowgirl position

sex involving my mother watching(once would be fine)

if i was a girl i would probably go around groping women and motor boating them/motor boating me/kiss girls passionately thats what i would do

in my case if tried most everything even the ashley madison thing for cheating wife/husbands(im not married but some NTR seem exciting and plausible) sadly everything has failed for me even cragislist i have failed horribly thats why im hoping to go to another homestate of CA to meet someone but i am glad for those who have great online dating stores and meet up in WoW(tiny bit jealous of that kind of sucess)but to each their own,and thats with my high standards as well

I bet we can all agree is someone comes out with a virtual reality helmet thing like in SAO minus ppl dying in real life at an afforable price with backwards capability and had not alot of problems i would say that is a gamers fantasy,i do feel that this progress with the ps4 WOULD of been GREAT for ps3 minus the DS4 controller cause its too early to be giving the boot to the ps3 to an extent

Dear Sony,
Dont try to fix something that aint really broken,why the tease?!

- this guy

my impression of ps4 while it seems exciting i literally just bought ps3 when ac3 came out and i was under the impression that since they mentioned the whole nuisances that they mentioned like games being on cds i was thinking that probably all the games would be bought through the psn store and maybe it might be the end of seperate dlcs and preorder items to an extent/the huge lines at walmart and what not but the touchscreen on the controller does seem useless but i am excited but would i buy it now um no id rather buy a plane ticket to california than buy a system before they release in like 5 years ps3 5 i just hope that there is backwards capability and that bandai/cyberconnect please make another dot hack game cause i loved it when it was on the ps2 or for the ps3 would be nice too

(if there is an ignorant statement im sorry)

im David the Vampire-slacker minus the superpowers but i do sleep during the day.

what i am dealing with is sexual frustration/im trying to stop using porn i just use it for a sleep aid but if i were to have sex at some point i wouldnt think i could get addicted to it.

And there isnt anything wrong with treating yourself with a little TLC if you get my drift....

I literally hoping to go to another state to relieve myself of my frustrations/to have fun partying back where i grew up

im fine with kids,i just dont like when babies look at me then start crying

ehh never really celebrated valentines day i stayed home hoping to not get hit by a car last year on the day before valentines day

in my case i have tried to learn about my family however both of my grandparents are dead on my moms side and i dont know anybody on my fathers side.But i do know my family is from both Guatemala and EL salvador so there is a good chance that at we have some Spanish blood in us and a good chance we could be Mayan and or another indigenous people and to further prove this back in hs on standardized test in the race section i have 2 letters ther w(hite) and I(ndigenous)but to find out more maybe some genetic dna test idk but if i had to guess my family has history that goes as far as 400 years ago

i trim my hair on my head cause i want to save the money to go in my pocket but my first attempt i actually screwed up and ended having to be bald for a few months

bare boob feels great when its just "sitting" on a bald head

PSN:robo1289
hope to have fun.

i used to forge signatures of my teachers on this form i had to give my mother on a daily basis(i want a bad child i just hate homework) <----if this lie isnt valid or big enough

I introduced my at that time girlfriend to my mother but never told my mom that we were dating good thing though because sadly that girl was terrible after we broke up about a week or two later

I have never heard of a guy being called gay due to the fact that they have long hair but i would not be surprised that someone would say that because ive seen/heard alot at my job and personally i think its cool if as a dude you can have long hair w/o extensions and with short hair both women and men mistake me for a woman many times in the past two years(luckily i havent been hit on due to that kind of mistake)

@ say what-visual kei is a real thing if you dont believe me read the manga series love Lucky where a recurring character is attempting visual kei plus its a great series

my new years resolution is to grow a mustache and/or beard

in my mind :CQC count dooku lightsabers,black hole proximity mines(the black remains without increasing in size to the point where it could suck in a a really big zombie) / some really strong/sharp wire that slices through them they pass through the wire in a hallway,and solar powered automatic sniper rifle that shoots bullets made of air that explode on impact,a book that summons monster that i can control with my mind (dragons/giants yay)

in RL:2 scimitars/battleship
when its really bad 50 cal machine gun/napalm
long range:drone/sniper rifle
mid ak47/a cannon
mines/grenades both flash for distraction and frag

when i open my browser i open three tabs with three sites:hulu,fakku,mangahere but when i get on fakku i see if any new manga on the main page that i might like to read if not i hit the forums and im never logged out of fakku