The Jesus Posts

I don't really do much before I go to sleep, but sometimes I beat off.

I don't do much to groom myself, but when I do, people compliment me on my appearance.

I'm claiming Kan'u Unchou from Ikki Tousen.

This is good for the video game business. If they destroy the games that people own, they'll just buy a new copy. If they raid stores, they'll order another shipment to restock. We live in a world of mass production. This kind of angry mob has been rendered irrelevant, maybe even turned into an asset.

Seriously?

Full Metal Panic Fumoffu episode 6.

Am I really the first person to think of this?

I'm not interested in traps or ladyboys, but if they've had gender reassignment surgery, I might be interested.

I don't know what other people think about artificial vaginas created through gender reassignment surgery, but I'd hit an artificial pussy once, for the sake of doing it.

On the positive side, even though it was really bad, I was on a blunt ride with some friends. We were going about 90mph and clipped the bumper of the car in front of us. My friend lost control and we flipped at least 4 times and missed hitting a gas line by 2 feet. I remember because I went back and measured the distance. It was so fucking cool because I was wedged in the back seat between my friend and my brother, and I saw my friend in the front passenger seat bouncing around the car like a fucking ping pong ball.

The worst experience I ever had was when I was in the hospital. I had a staph infection at the base of my left quadricep. It got to the point where it was so bad, I had a fucking seizure. Anyway, they removed the softball sized abscess and part of my quad and stuck some drainage tubes in my leg. I had already stopped shooting up heroin a while before my leg got fucked up, but I wasn't surprised that I had Hep C, just because I was shooting up, but I don't have it anymore. As bad as it was, I was chill, but there were 2 things that made it the worst experience in my life. The first was when a doctor came in, said that I might have HIV, and they needed a few days to get the test results. So, I was laying in a hospital bed, the only comfort I had was my morphine drip, waiting to find out if the choices I made in my life, which I knew were wrong, gave me HIV.

Luckily the results were negative, but the most terrible experience came after I got out of the hospital. Under normal circumstances, I would've been able to go back to school right away, but I couldn't because the groundskeeper died from a staph infection, the same shit that sent me to the hospital. I knew him and he was a great fucking guy. From the moment that I found out that he died from the same kind of infection I survived, I've felt like shit. Even before he was sick, the community loved him because he was the kind of guy that genuinely gave a shit. It might be some form of survivor's guilt, but I wanted to, in some way, do something that would honor him, but I can't because I'm not a good person.

I admire your outrage, but this type of shit happens all the time. We live in a world where terrible things, far beyond what you can imagine, occur multiple times everyday. Think about the people who gang rape mothers and flay them alive, then force the orphans to become their soldiers.

A child who gets shot in the face is lucky because they die. There are places where children are mutilated because of antiquated customs.

There's also this...

Whether the drilling occurs in the US or the Middle East, gas is a global commodity. A lot of people believe that if the US starts drilling wherever there's oil, gas will be cheaper, but that isn't necessarily the truth. It's true that, if the supply is greater, it will be cheaper, but that's only true if the global economy allows it.

The second that oil comes out of the ground, it becomes a part of the global market.

In the Republican primaries, Newt Gingrich created an entire campaign strategy based upon the fact that, as president, he would reduce the price of gas. At the time, the price of gas was high, but anyone with any modicum of intelligence knew that, like always, he was full of shit. The only way you can lower gas prices in the current world market is to sell it for less than you buy it.

Interestingly enough, I was thinking about something related to this not too long ago.

I was taking an Ethics course a few years ago and for my final paper I could choose whatever I wanted to write about, as long as I could apply the ethical philosophies I learned to it. I went through a shitload of topics, I did tons of research, but in the end, I decided that at the time, I couldn't find a topic challenging enough to write paper about. With that in mind, I explained to my professor that I did the best I could, but I couldn't write the paper because I couldn't find a topic that was worth writing about, and would accept a failing grade.

I had the best grades in my class, and the way I worked it out, based on the curriculum and the way things were graded, I would pass with a high D if she failed me for the final paper. What I didn't expect was that instead of failing me, my professor gave me an incomplete for the course, so by default, I wound up failing the class. It pissed me off at first, but now I realize that I get a chance to take the ethics course, which was one of my favorite courses, over again and, as long as it hasn't changed, I have a subject for my final paper that is not only worth writing about, it's an important social debate that I've been paying attention to for the past few years.

The moral of my story is dependent upon how serious your family invests in your education. If there's enough money set aside for you, by someone else, if you take a class you're passionate about, but you're not feeling it at the time, fail and take it again. Test the waters the first time around and fail. Then, come back and make that class your bitch.

The only fields where that type of "job experience" is applicable are either illegal, or government controlled. Those types of jobs might pay well, but you have to be really good with guns and/or killing people to even be considered.

Honestly, there aren't a lot of things that I want that would make me go out on Black Friday, but it's still something I might consider taking part in, only because it would be kind of cool to be part of a mob that tramples someone to death.

One great advantage is that any skills that you learn, even if they're applicable to civilian life, are generally ignored by employers.

That kind of thinking is exactly what is wrong with this measure. People automatically think that because people are having sex for a living, there must be something wrong. The porn industry adheres to very high health standards.

I lost a while ago, about 4 times.

Last night, Measure B passed in California, which means that male porn "actors" will be required to where condoms.

"In addition to mandating condoms, it will require porn producers to apply for a permit from the LA County Department of Public Health to shoot sex scenes. The fee will finance periodic inspections of porn filming, and violations will be subject to civil fines and criminal misdemeanor charges."

I've heard that if the measure passed, a significant part of the porn industry would leave California. California has been going through some rough times. I don't know how losing the porn industry would effect the economy.

If there's anyone from California, or anyone who has a greater understanding of the economic role the porn industry plays in California, I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

You should know by now that you shouldn't overestimate a person's ability to understand the core of a discussion.

I was about to say that Morgiana is 14, but then I saw your username.

I was just watching Magi, and this made me laugh.