The Jesus Posts

I did exactly what I said I was gonna do: played Resident Evil 5 and DW Gundam 2, fapped, watched anime, smoked pot, and got drunk. I live a relatively awesome life, even without FAKKU.

-5... no witty comment comes to mind.

Hmm... very interesting.

Honestly, I think interrogation should be treated in same way anything else should be, as an art form. There are people who can keep their mouth shut even if you slide a glass rod into their dick and smash it with a hammer, then there are people who will break under the mere thought of being handcuffed.

People react differently and that needs to be the one focus of interrogation. Forget all this humanitarian bullshit. If you get an award for saving people, what the fuck does that mean anyway? Interrogation is about results, not method. Some people need to be "buttered up" and others need to have the shit beaten out of them. The only way to differentiate between the two is to know who you are interrogating.

It isn't a matter of whether we should be torturing people or using passive interrogation methods. Its about knowing. That's it. If you know your enemy, you know what they will do, what they're willing to endure, and what you need to make them talk. I think people should be treated with as much respect as possible, but if they're inviting you to shit on them, its disrespectful not to do so.

Honestly, if I died from something that was so fucking ridiculously named as swine flu, I'd say I deserved it. Its not even a fucking proper noun. Maybe if they had left it as Swine influenza virus, which could be intimidatingly abbreviated as SIV, I'd be more wary, but if I die from swine flu, I'd be ashamed.

Makes sense to me.

All I know is that I've been a Sad Panda without SadPanda.

Just call him GARpalazzo because without him, it would be impossible for Chuck Norris, Kamina, grizzly bears, beards, or any trace of GAR to exist in this or any other reality.

Don't do that... just, don't.

Where've you been?

It might be totally off topic, but I'd rail Marianne so hard Lelouch would walk funny.

Silly, the proper way to say it is: "What the fuck goes down here?" In my experience, its usually followed by the sound of a gun being cocked or some kind of ominous movement that makes me wish I was in a safe place. I know that's unnecessary information, but I'm drunk. So, if you have a problem with me recanting my experiences, go savagely penetrate yourself with a railroad spike.

Oh dear...

WHARRGARBL

Touhou confuses me. I'm sure I could easily understand it, but I've resigned myself to the idea that its a magical land that brings about much fappage.

No, it means he's a witch. BURN HIM!!!

Well, when they offer to let you work out with them or "just watch," its rude to say no. Am I right?

Obviously, you haven't stared, "awkwardly," at a woman working out. Have you? I've seen girls working out with tops 383.92342% more awesome and they've stayed on. In fact they clung, epically, to their bodies.

I think a couple people posted links, just not in this thread. I'm looking forward to new releases. Hinako is alright, but I'm interested to see what these friends of hers look like.

I think he'd already be pissed off, with so many people nagging him everyday for eternity. I'd end existence in a fucking week.