The Jesus Posts
Yorozuya wrote...
Well since it's been on my mind alot I might as well just do it before the new game change happens, so I'm sorry to say but I'm going to have to divorce Retsu Unohana and marry Mashiro Mito from Tayutama ~Kiss on my Deity~. Heh if your reading this The Jesus looks like you can take Unohana if you'd like.Spoiler:
Okay, because a lot of people can't even consider songs that they've forgotten... this is now a thread for awesome songs from back in the day.
alexanderthenine wrote...
Jacob wrote...
[Rise chicken, arise!]
[I believe that was from the Episode 'Video Ouiji' was it not? Fourth Volume, disc one I believe]
Mega Ultra Chicken? No, shhhh, he is legend!
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Spoiler:
you just win.
Wow, you got owned by the American legal system and an old lady... I actually feel bad for you.
I was just fucking around once with those bullshit "flashbomb" firecrackers and I threw one into this tunnel the town built under the train tracks that's by my house as the police chief was walking through and the only thing that he did was confiscate my brother's bullshit firecrackers. Needless to say, he didn't even realize that we had about 25 homemade fireworks that were smaller than M80s, but were strong enough to destroy not just your hand, but a significant portion of your arm, if it exploded while you were holding it.
I was just fucking around once with those bullshit "flashbomb" firecrackers and I threw one into this tunnel the town built under the train tracks that's by my house as the police chief was walking through and the only thing that he did was confiscate my brother's bullshit firecrackers. Needless to say, he didn't even realize that we had about 25 homemade fireworks that were smaller than M80s, but were strong enough to destroy not just your hand, but a significant portion of your arm, if it exploded while you were holding it.
Waar wrote...
CloverField wrote...
wait is this the guy who wants to be the guy?it's over.
rbz123 wrote...
I wish there was an option for very common.
I was gonna post the gif of the people holding the pig down and cutting its throat, but I realized it wouldn't suit the "mood."
Since this is bullshit, I nominate Rukia nee-chan. No offense to any of the other members who are worthy, but I love nee-chan.
mynameisJ wrote...
i got hospitalized due to broncho pneumonia... it was a deadly disease they say... but some how i manage to survive.But, the most painful time of my life was when I had my staph infection. I've talked about it before, but it was one of those things that was so physically painful, I struggled to take money out of my pocket to give my brother so he could buy heroin and shoot me up after I had been clean for over 2 months. I guess its not easy to understand unless you knew my relationship with my brother, but it was painful enough to sacrifice my dignity to ask him for a favor like that.
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
HentaiElder wrote...
[size=10]Lol, kinda random but there's a Jacob in the bible.(Not that many of you would know that.. even if it's in the first part..)[/h]
Jacob was in the bible. One of the many powers of his beard is that he doesn't age after reaching his "peak".
I think my all-time record was either 6 or 7, but quantity really isn't worth it if you have to sacrifice quality.
rbz123 wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
i never get sick. ever. (it's been 4 years or so) swine flu doesn't phase me.
I want aranaambararrr to be in the dictionary. Not because there's any definition, just because I find myself saying it alot... when I'm drunk... really drunk.
(>'.')>¿;= wrote...
just because its the most popular doesnt mean its the most widely used name though. its kind of ironic lol, if anything im not going to name my child jacob or emma because of this statistic.(>'.')>¿;= wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I've never understood the concept of happy hour. When it comes to getting drunk, for me, there are two times... the times when I'm drunk and the times when I'm not. Fuck hours...those are what we call happy days. i should get you a clock thats stuck at 5 or something jesus :p thatd make things better.
Nikon wrote...
Catcher wrote...
Can you juggle?Poorly. I can blow fire, though.
