The Jesus Posts

I think the real question is, "Why not a duck?"

Sorry, but that won't put an end to it. Instead of derailing this thread, I'm going to either find an existing thread or start a new one specifically for this discussion.

FreeNadia had necrobumped this, but he must have deleted his post before I made mine. I was confused too because when I looked at it and his post was gone, I was all like "wtf?"

@Shaggy: Llamas are the shit. Don't let the incessant chatter of high school girls ruin good things.

I fukken love the llama song, but you gotta chill with the necrobumps. Fo realz.

I bet he didn't see that cumming...

I guess the robber got what he deserved, kind of. Although, he should still kill himself for failing so hard.

I don't know why...

Yeah, you're better off going door to door scamming people by saying you're collecting money for a fake charity like I did one time when I was broke and needed some heroin.

I didn't directly say "I watch hentai," but I've pretty much told my mom that I watch hentai on a number of occasions. She really doesn't give a fuck.

I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, maybe 3 or 4 years, my friend had bought this beautiful hookah, it had like 4 hoses and me and my friends were all sitting in my living room getting ripped as fuck. At some point, we were talking about how funny porn was and put some on because when you're that fucked up you just want to laugh at shit. Anyway, my mom walks into the room and sees me, my brother, and 4 of my friends passing the hookah around, watching porn, laughing our asses off, and she says, "You're uncle is coming, make sure you're done before he gets here," and just walks away.

I'm fairly sure that as long as she doesn't walk in on me beating the shit out of my incapacitated midget, she wouldn't give a shit what I watch. As for my dad, I don't think he'll ever find out and I wouldn't give a shit about his reaction if he did.

Not really.
http://www.samurai-sword-site.com/Bokken-Care.html

Basically it is. I haven't tried one yet and can't speak from experience, but I've read some pretty good reviews about them. It's designed for full force training and it's supposed to absorb a lot of the impact and reduce bruising. So, if you're looking for something to beat children with, this might be it.

I bet she spends a lot of time masturbating and fucking on that bike.

How about one of these?


You don't even need to leave you're computer to find a good bokken, unless you want to try it out before you buy it. I've actually been shopping around for one for quite some time. Just searching around the internet, I've found this site to be the best so far. Not only does it have a great variety of models, it also has naginata and yari as well.

Keep in mind what you're looking for. For training purposes, the average bokken will do you fine, but you really should shop for one as if you're shopping for a katana.

Enough wit yo nonsense Waar. We all know you're gonna keep on killing hookers even if they do stop.

Don't worry, the cavalry has already mobilized.

Glad to see that treadmill failures aren't just limited to stupid white people.

I couldn't decide between these 2, so I'm posting both.

Where the fuck do you think?

Here, this is a much more entertaining and epic website. Especially for the stapler enthusiast. I'm sure some of you remember me posting this a while back.

Virtual Stapler

I really don't see what the big deal is. It wasn't a natural death, but shit happens and there's nothing we can do to change what has already been done. I'm not gonna sit here and say that its a shame he died so young or that the driver should be gutted, hung from a blimp by his ankles, and flown all around the US, although it would be quite funny.

Shit like this happens all the time and the only reason why anyone is making a big fuss about it is because it was a baseball player. I think its humorous how people are already creating a shitstorm about this and pretty much completely leaving out the fact that 2 other people were killed. Death is the same to me, regardless of who it is. My brother died from cancer when he was 22, 2 years ago yesterday actually, and tomorrow is his birthday. Even though his death was inevitable, had the doctor that was "treating" him done what she was supposed to he could have probably still been alive today. Regardless, the only people that mourned him were the people who knew him and that's about it.

Its a bit fucked up how, on any given day, out of the multitudinous number of people that die, mourning is so selectively limited to such an insignificant fraction, regardless of what standing they had in society.

Roughly 150,000 people die a day.