The Jesus Posts
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
kagetsuki wrote...
as expected from Japanyeah but, why a duck?
Dante1214 wrote...
Korou wrote...
Rin_Penelope wrote...
Nagato Yuuki wrote...
Korou's right, there are times when being first isn't that good.and that vid just give us teh proof :lol:
btw I still didn't knew who came first, egg or chick?
egg
since chicks aren't the only ones who're able to bive birth to kids by eggs
some ancient beings in the old times gave birth the same way so the egg came first and after some evolutions the chick
More or less. If you are not in denial about evolution, then what really came first is the biological ancestor of the chicken. But since we are talking about macro-evolution it would be almost impossible to determine the exact point at which the creature became what we would consider a chicken. In any case, the first chicken came out of the first chicken egg, so the egg came first.
If you ARE in denial about evolution, then god used his superpowers to suddenly make everything exactly how it is now, a thus chicken came first, lawl.
But since evolution happens and god doesn't, the ultimate answer; egg, bitches.
Now I really wish people would stop bringing it up.
Klorofolun wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I fukken love the llama song, but you gotta chill with the necrobumps. Fo realz.Who are you talking to?

Spoiler:
@Shaggy: Llamas are the shit. Don't let the incessant chatter of high school girls ruin good things.
I bet he didn't see that cumming... 
I guess the robber got what he deserved, kind of. Although, he should still kill himself for failing so hard.

I guess the robber got what he deserved, kind of. Although, he should still kill himself for failing so hard.
Mr. Bushido wrote...
You will never get free money like this. Anyone who's has a brain would never go on those kinds of sites. Seriously it's like believing those pop ups that say you won a free Wii or something. Total bullshit.
I didn't directly say "I watch hentai," but I've pretty much told my mom that I watch hentai on a number of occasions. She really doesn't give a fuck.
I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, maybe 3 or 4 years, my friend had bought this beautiful hookah, it had like 4 hoses and me and my friends were all sitting in my living room getting ripped as fuck. At some point, we were talking about how funny porn was and put some on because when you're that fucked up you just want to laugh at shit. Anyway, my mom walks into the room and sees me, my brother, and 4 of my friends passing the hookah around, watching porn, laughing our asses off, and she says, "You're uncle is coming, make sure you're done before he gets here," and just walks away.
I'm fairly sure that as long as she doesn't walk in on me beating the shit out of my incapacitated midget, she wouldn't give a shit what I watch. As for my dad, I don't think he'll ever find out and I wouldn't give a shit about his reaction if he did.
I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, maybe 3 or 4 years, my friend had bought this beautiful hookah, it had like 4 hoses and me and my friends were all sitting in my living room getting ripped as fuck. At some point, we were talking about how funny porn was and put some on because when you're that fucked up you just want to laugh at shit. Anyway, my mom walks into the room and sees me, my brother, and 4 of my friends passing the hookah around, watching porn, laughing our asses off, and she says, "You're uncle is coming, make sure you're done before he gets here," and just walks away.
I'm fairly sure that as long as she doesn't walk in on me beating the shit out of my incapacitated midget, she wouldn't give a shit what I watch. As for my dad, I don't think he'll ever find out and I wouldn't give a shit about his reaction if he did.
Blank_Zai wrote...
Woah Look at the Variety of those Boken. This could take some time to consider. Boken seem a bit High Maintenance though after going through some of their articles.http://www.samurai-sword-site.com/Bokken-Care.html
And that Image you put up, It looks like a hybrid of a Katana and a Kendo stick, What exactly is it?
Basically it is. I haven't tried one yet and can't speak from experience, but I've read some pretty good reviews about them. It's designed for full force training and it's supposed to absorb a lot of the impact and reduce bruising. So, if you're looking for something to beat children with, this might be it.
I bet she spends a lot of time masturbating and fucking on that bike.
That's some crazy shit, man.
Dante1214 wrote...
She's a witch! That's some crazy shit, man.
Blank_Zai wrote...
4) Shinai/ Boken [size=8](Wooden Sword)[/h]
You don't even need to leave you're computer to find a good bokken, unless you want to try it out before you buy it. I've actually been shopping around for one for quite some time. Just searching around the internet, I've found this site to be the best so far. Not only does it have a great variety of models, it also has naginata and yari as well.
Keep in mind what you're looking for. For training purposes, the average bokken will do you fine, but you really should shop for one as if you're shopping for a katana.
Waar wrote...
how many hookers do i need to kill before you people stop posting here, will someone please think of the hookers; they're people too you know... people you can pay to take a dump on your chest... o right back to my original point: FUCK OFF.
Here, this is a much more entertaining and epic website. Especially for the stapler enthusiast. I'm sure some of you remember me posting this a while back.
Virtual Stapler
Virtual Stapler
I really don't see what the big deal is. It wasn't a natural death, but shit happens and there's nothing we can do to change what has already been done. I'm not gonna sit here and say that its a shame he died so young or that the driver should be gutted, hung from a blimp by his ankles, and flown all around the US, although it would be quite funny.
Shit like this happens all the time and the only reason why anyone is making a big fuss about it is because it was a baseball player. I think its humorous how people are already creating a shitstorm about this and pretty much completely leaving out the fact that 2 other people were killed. Death is the same to me, regardless of who it is. My brother died from cancer when he was 22, 2 years ago yesterday actually, and tomorrow is his birthday. Even though his death was inevitable, had the doctor that was "treating" him done what she was supposed to he could have probably still been alive today. Regardless, the only people that mourned him were the people who knew him and that's about it.
Its a bit fucked up how, on any given day, out of the multitudinous number of people that die, mourning is so selectively limited to such an insignificant fraction, regardless of what standing they had in society.
Roughly 150,000 people die a day.
Shit like this happens all the time and the only reason why anyone is making a big fuss about it is because it was a baseball player. I think its humorous how people are already creating a shitstorm about this and pretty much completely leaving out the fact that 2 other people were killed. Death is the same to me, regardless of who it is. My brother died from cancer when he was 22, 2 years ago yesterday actually, and tomorrow is his birthday. Even though his death was inevitable, had the doctor that was "treating" him done what she was supposed to he could have probably still been alive today. Regardless, the only people that mourned him were the people who knew him and that's about it.
Its a bit fucked up how, on any given day, out of the multitudinous number of people that die, mourning is so selectively limited to such an insignificant fraction, regardless of what standing they had in society.
Roughly 150,000 people die a day.


