The Jesus Posts

Fuck the car! Did you not notice the hamsters!?!

A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed... in my pants.

Even though I haven't been out or around people too much in the past 3 years, I still find myself waking up occasionally and asking, "What the fuck? Where am I?"

This guy survived 2 nuclear blasts and is dying of cancer at 93 years old. I don't know about his life and I don't need to, in my book that alone makes him one lucky mother fucker.

Probably, my mom's dildo, but my memory is, well let's say damaged and leave it at that. Coincidentally, or not, it was around that time when I started doing harder drugs and getting fucked up more frequently.

The moral of the story is that there's no telling where your parents are hiding money or what else they're hiding.

I'd grab a velociraptor by the tail and toss it at you. Then, I'd run like fuck, hoping that by the time it was done mauling you, I'd be in a safe place.

Not really. I mean it's funny the first time you use it on someone, but unless you use spiral power, it's nothing spectacular.

I'd probably just pack your cock with black powder, stick a fuse in, and blow it up. Considering the average size of a cock, if the explosion didn't tear you in half, you'd lose a significant amount of your pelvic region.

Don't get me started on having "interesting" weeks.

Saw this commercial this morning. It's definitely going on my list of epic commercials.

Serious cat agrees...


Well, without further drunken rambling, here it is:

Give me some time, I'll think of something... "interesting."

Exactly, 9 is a great number.

I'm not all that much of a fan of the show, but I won a stuff Cow in one of those crane games a long fucking time ago and after time it turned into an idol for this fictional cult I created.

I'd tear that pussy up, if you know what I mean.

I've done it before. It's not nearly as exciting as it looks.

Even though I never heard of her before today, I'm quickly becoming a fan.

Just the white one's? That's a little misleading because pretty much every bunny girl passes through FAKKU, eventually.

The best time to teabag someone is when the person is still alive.

It is a single asshole's opinion, but the problem is that there's a hell of a lot more than a handful of these dicks thinking the same way, and they're rich. I don't know how many of them there are, but en masse, people tend to do some really messed up shit and having money has a strong tendency to make things worse. I'm not Chinese and I'm not sure about the general mindset regarding the situation over there, but even though it's just an asshole spouting bullshit, if certain elements become exacerbated, it could become something much worse.

In any country, rich people are fucked up. I can see them taking maids hostage, even executing them to "send a message." That's not directed at the Chinese alone, when pseudo-nationalism and psychosis are involved rich people in any country are liable to do terrible things.
Like I said, I'm not Chinese, but I found the article, much like anything with racist/prejudice sentiment, humorous. I personally don't think there's anything wrong with Filipinos and the whole maid thing. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive. Wanting to take care of people, even if you're getting paid and most of them don't need to be taken care of, isn't wrong.