The Jesus Posts
Jonoe wrote...
That KIA Soulis sweet and I'm liking it's red LED speakers, but I will just stick with my Scion XD. The Suzuki Swift is cool looking too, but it's not available in the USA.
A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed... in my pants.
Even though I haven't been out or around people too much in the past 3 years, I still find myself waking up occasionally and asking, "What the fuck? Where am I?"
This guy survived 2 nuclear blasts and is dying of cancer at 93 years old. I don't know about his life and I don't need to, in my book that alone makes him one lucky mother fucker.
Probably, my mom's dildo, but my memory is, well let's say damaged and leave it at that. Coincidentally, or not, it was around that time when I started doing harder drugs and getting fucked up more frequently.
The moral of the story is that there's no telling where your parents are hiding money or what else they're hiding.
The moral of the story is that there's no telling where your parents are hiding money or what else they're hiding.
I'd grab a velociraptor by the tail and toss it at you. Then, I'd run like fuck, hoping that by the time it was done mauling you, I'd be in a safe place.
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
ShaggyJebus wrote...
I'm going to have to try that finger in the face thing.you're lying. you just don't want anyone else to share that joy :roll:
I'd probably just pack your cock with black powder, stick a fuse in, and blow it up. Considering the average size of a cock, if the explosion didn't tear you in half, you'd lose a significant amount of your pelvic region.
luinthoron wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
Fakku wants one for every day of the week! 8)Interesting weeks you have...

Don't get me started on having "interesting" weeks.
Saw this commercial this morning. It's definitely going on my list of epic commercials.
Serious cat agrees...

Well, without further drunken rambling, here it is:
Serious cat agrees...

Well, without further drunken rambling, here it is:
ShaggyJebus wrote...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ-CDE_r_wgWhen I turned my TV off last night, I left it on Cartoon Network. This morning, when I woke up, I turned my TV on, expecting to see the sluttily-dressed girls from Bakugan. Instead, I saw Cow and Chicken. That's CN's April Fools' thing - Cow and Chicken.
Fuck you, Cartoon Network. I hate that fucking show.
ShaggyJebus wrote...
I'd let her kick my ass, if you know what I mean.ShaggyJebus wrote...
I'm going to have to try that finger in the face thing.swordmanXIII wrote...
Das wrote...
Klorofolun wrote...
Das wrote...
There is no spoon.Then how do we eat soup?
There is no soup.
The Matrix Fakku has you.
wake up.....Fakku has you
follow the white bunny girl
K-A wrote...
Dont bother with it, seriously thats just one stupid idiots view point, seriously these kinds of people need to get a can of kick ass from time to time but seriously the thought of taking the maids hostage is more absurd.these kinds of people need to disappear from the face of this world (--,)
In any country, rich people are fucked up. I can see them taking maids hostage, even executing them to "send a message." That's not directed at the Chinese alone, when pseudo-nationalism and psychosis are involved rich people in any country are liable to do terrible things.
Jonoe wrote...
I don't mean to burst your bubble, but this was just a opinion. You really can't look at this and believe this one man speaks for all of China. I'm sure they have their own flaws, when I read this article I found it more amusing than offensive. I'm not offended by this article because most of it is true, there are Filipinos from the middle east to China mostly working low wage jobs who have 4 yr degrees. I say a Filipino is more concerned about providing his/her family with food and education then their pride. I'm okay that my home land is called a "Nation of Servants" because we are and we take pride in it. If you question my statement, ask yourself what do most Filipinos want to be and what are known around the world for? We Filipinos excel in taking care of others.