The Jesus Posts

Shit, why the hell not? I mean you can meet up with some of the FAKKU family, maybe take them out shopping, maybe get some cool shit, and whatever else. I'd go, I've never been to Canada and if I could chill with MzTaken and maybe a couple of her friends, that'd be a few added bonuses... 2 for each girl. 8)

It really isn't about the class, it's about you're willingness to do what has to be done. Thinking a lot about women and school makes me wish that I was still in high school.

Even if you put 2 and 2 together and get 4, just play it after you read Rin's response because it flows together so well that it's funny as fuck.

Honestly, if I was in your class and you called attention to it, I would applaud you. Seriously, if a hot chick is doing something like that would anyone, aside from the "I love school with my dick" assholes, try to stop it from happening? No, they'd be trying to use the psychic powers that they know they don't even have to make her have the biggest fucking orgasm she's ever had right in the middle of class while she's looking them dead in the eyes.

You should have jumped up on your desk, thrown something at her, pointed with both hands, and yelled at the top of your lungs, "Nasty bitch, why the fuck are you fucking yourself with a pen while I'm tryin' to get me some edumacation!" Sympathy, compassion, and all that kindness shit is overrated. If you see something that you think is fucked up and needs to be stopped, I think you should do whatever you can to stop it.

Haven't you learned by now? Lawsuits have very little effect on Michael Jackson.

Molest isn't an attack, its one of his abilities.


The best way to beat a wild Michael Jackson is by using a Chris Hansen. Even if he's Lv.1, his ability "Have a Seat Over There" allows the trainer to capture any Pokemon that uses the ability "Molest" automatically. If it's a trainer's Michael Jackson, it's best to use a little girl or a boy above the age of 12. That way, his attacks will have little or no effect.

LEARN YOUR FUCKING POKEMANS!!!

I'm torn on this. I want one, but I'm the black shirt, black jeans person. I haven't worn a shirt that had anything printed on it in 8 or 9 years. Normally I would say, I wouldn't want to buy something I wouldn't wear, but since it supports FAKKU, I'm certainly thinking that it would be in my best interest to make the purchase.

ATTENTION: The Game

Ep 39

Derby hats fucking own. I've always wanted a black one, but its one of those things that I'll only remember if I don't have the money to buy it.

Is that a horse's ass on the right side of the pic?

Well, there's a shitload of other things you can get from excessive alcohol consumption.

Seriously, he could've at least done a powerslide down the hall as he was leaving. I'm a little disappointed, it was just a series of let downs. The first thing I thought when he picked up the chair was that he was gonna toss it through one of the windows. Then when he stood up on it, I thought he was gonna pull the TV off the wall. After that, when he was about to open up his shirt I thought it was gonna say something like, "FUCK YOU ASSHOLES." I didn't expect Queen to start playing. He should've played some metal after that and started tearing shit up. The very least he could've done was kick someone in the nuts like rbz said or fuck up some cheap shit like paper cups and plastic silverware.

I think the bigger dilemma is boobs or liver disease.

Sounds like fun to me...

You can say that, but you're not a Gengar wishing he was still a Haunter.

I wouldn't necessarily call beards "technology," but they do allow you to travel through time and can be quite stylish. All you need to get by in life is a beard.

And people say that you should aim high... :roll:

Just having a bachelor's degree is good if you're looking for a good job, but in terms of field-specific opportunities, there aren't a lot of options. Unless you're into journalism, teaching, or shit involved with writing, I don't really think its you're gonna be too satisfied with your options.

I'm not on the 2012 bandwagon, but there's a lot that can happen in 3 years.



These types of threads are interesting and a bit entertaining. You get an idea of who people are from the way they express their ambitions, but in the end anything and everything is easier said than done. There's nothing wrong with pursuing a career, busting your ass in a dead end job, or whatever to make ends meet, but its just not appealing to me. That's not to say that I have no interest in what I could do in the future, but my greatest desire is to be able to wander from place to place and do whatever. So, in 5 years, hopefully I'll be doing that or at least doing what I need to get ready for that kind of life.

I'm sure they sold the lawnmower to some Mexicans.

Just keep at it, they'll get used to it after a while.
But haven't you heard? Bad is cool.



Now smoke because the bipedal, motorcycle riding camel wearing sunglasses tells you to.

I have to disagree. I've always thought the beeps make it really funny.

Lol, that reminds me, the last day I have to turn in my Ethics paper for last semester is the March 25th. Whatever, I'm not doing it. I don't give a shit about school. Don't stress over it. In the end, if you pass, your grade doesn't matter. I had Psych of Personality last semester and even though it was an awesome class, I really didn't do shit. I had good reasons, but I missed half of the classes, I fucked up on most of the exams, and I didn't even turn in the paper I had to write and I got a D. Just remember, the difference between getting a D and an F is that with a D, you pass.