WideEyedMan Posts

If this is a serious question, then it might be the result of asthma or some sort of infection.

But if you did mean to say "wine" instead of "whine" then I have no fucking idea why your lungs are suddenly a brewery. Can I have some? It's probably aged like shit given this is a recent occurrence but what the hell? Drink before bed sounds nice.

I remember somewhere there is a thread explaining why bigger boobs are better. I agree with that to an extent.

Still, what you say relates to me and if it came to my appearance my friends would totally agree with you.
Flat chests are really cute.
I have one that makes me cute. It's not flat flat though. It's A cup at best.
It is nice that I don't have to wear a bra all the time under some sweaters and dressed I own, though I can't wear t shirt without one. My nipples do sorta poke through enough to be noticeable if the person is staring at my chest, especially this time of year with the cold.

Lucky you. I love snow, but in Georgia it only happens like once or twice a year, and when it does people freak out like its the apocalypse because the power might go out for a day Or something but I've never had that happen to me.

On Halloween I got the cops called on me because someone thought I was putting vodka in my purple punch. It was ginger ale

Today I got a call from my boss telling me not to show up. I don't know if I'm supposed to take that as I'm fired or a schedule change was needed suddenly or whatever else. I hope I'm not fired. I was lucky I found that job when I did. They are pretty hard to find these days in my area, and I don't want to have a far away job that eats tons of gas.

Last of the trick or treaters it seems. Overall it went well, the purple crazy woman thing. Scared a couple kids, gave out that grape punch witch the kiddies seemed to enjoy as well as the purple and black wrapped candies, grape and bubblegum dumdums, some packs of grape gum to some of the older kids and one adult.

Only downside is that I got the cops called on me at about 8:20 because one of my neighbors (who was a witch with her own green punch brew) claimed I put vodka in my drink and was serving alcohol to minors. It wasn't vodka, it was Canada Dry.

Thanks for the video.
Koolaid and vodka huh? How simple, yet a very good idea! It's easy to obtain and pretty cost effective! Not sure about using Vodka, but Koolaid would make for some good refreshments for the game. Apparently you can use Koolaid as a dye for eggs and yarn too! I didn't know that! Now allow me to ponder what each flavor could do...

While cuddles and said bad cartoons were going on we decided to start setting up a sort of DND scenario. That's going to be fun

Also messed with Art for a bit and probably not really in real real life made him jizz his pants and then Cherry got in on it after peering behind my shoulder.
Should go to bed. Moar Cuddles awaits meeee!

Pretty soon it seems we may be starting some sort of homemade D&D game because why not? It should be a lot of fun. We've got the basics worked out already, like out basic character bio, the setting, and who will be the dungeon master.
My dad will be the dungeon master and the "Chimera King Bufsixpak Abstrong. The fattest king in history"
I'll be playing as a purple shape shifting slime girl... I will be called "Jelly Kelly the Grape Goo Girl"
Cherry will be a beautiful Succubus. She will be called "Sakura Cirera, Sexy Succubi Sextraordinaire"
Lime will play as a wraith who spreads anguish called "KotaKota the Weeping Whaling Wraith"
Lemon will be undead and is a reaper who summons ghosts. Her name is "Remana, Sour Soul Summoner"
And we must fight to defend our town of monsters who live normal lives in peace, from the humans who believe

So whenever we do this, I'd like to have drinks ready. Red and blue drinks representing our health and current mana. I think it would be cool if I served them in ball bottom science flasks and have everyone take as shot of their drinks to represent how much health or mana they have left, or at least use colored water in the flasks to represent the health/mana they have and have their potions represented by shot glasses with the drinks inside.

So what kind of drinks could I use to represent health and mana? What would make a good red drink and a good blue drink? Maybe I could use red cream soda for Health bit then what about Mana? Is blue cream soda a thing? I know Mountain Dew has the blue Voltage and Code Red, but should I get soda for the drinks or try something like Hawaiian Punch? Gatorade/Powerade? Maybe make my own?

What do you recommend? And also, anyone know a good place I can get some ball bottom flasks?

I'm getting cuddles tonight. And jello. And watching cheesy bad cartoons. And inviting friends for all that stuff I just said. Looking forward to it.

I showed my ID to the waiter and he laughed at me, thinking my ID was fake. It took my friends, my dad, the manager, the guy running the bar, and some guy there who remembered me from the bowling part of my 21st birthday there to convince that guy that I was 21.
All I wanted was a Budwiser with my wings.

Is that true? If so I guess that explains why my boobs seem to be more sensitive than Cherry's

I like bigger boobs, but anything larger than D cup is too big for my tastes. I prefer pettanko to pazuri because it's more relatable to my A cup chest. Oh, and #3 I defenatley agree with. I'm so short that when I hug Cherry my head lies gently on her boobs... I generally like to use them as pillows too. That and her butt.

I also want bigger boobs. Upgrade to a B cup! But everyone I've talked to about it said I shouldn't do it or that I don't need it. I'm already short and have a cute young face... Combine that with my small boobs and I look like a teenager still. I know I've mentioned it before, but it is my motive for wanting to get bigger boobs. I want to look a bit more mature, but everyone I know says I look fine and don't need it or that I'd look weird with them as they wouldn't match my body size as well.

I logged on Fakku to look at some pettanko yuri. I will do that after this forum visit.

Lime's eye is fully healed now! Fuck yes!
She is so much happier now!

Still needs new contact lenses as her vision in her "good" eye (the one that got injured and not the blind one she's had since she was 6) is worse than it was previously, but the look on her face when she was told she could take off her eye patch...

And then the look on her face when she saw a yellow and brown blur right in front of her without her eye hurting.
And the first thing she did was run full speed to hug her sister, who was much closer than lime thought, so Lemon was instead tackleglomped to the ground and kissed a lot... They're fine.

Not cry, but feel good about their relationship and prove to me that they do in fact love each other and it's not just sex because "let's fuck blank-chan!"

There is an android tablet modeled directly after the PSP with buttons and everything.
I don't really plan on putting anything above the 16bit era of gaming, so most tablets these days should run that stuff no problem.

Cherry is still sick.

Let's talk about pillow talk. You know, the thing that is normally defined as "the conversation had between you and your sexual partner after climax." It also usually involves some after sex cuddling.

I love it! She loves it! ❤️x💜 4 Eva b17chez! (Also 💚x💛 forever because they too enjoy pillow talk)
... If those Emoji hearts actually show up I'm going to be surprised...

But I would change the definition of pillow talk for my case, from what it is, to
"Any sort of conversation between you and your lover at bedtime, usually heartfelt and serious, but may also include the strange ideas you keep thinking about that are keeping you up at night. And yes, it can happen after sex. "

I seem to have insomnia, as I have a hard time getting to sleep. I get plenty of rest, and I wake up just fine, but it's rare that I seem to be able to actually sleep for more than a couple hours. Cherry seems to have this problem too.
So rather than just lay there cuddling each other and trying in vain to sleep, we quietly talk to each other about all sorts of things, from sweet nothings to serious thoughts and problems to random crazy shit. I tend to do more talking these days, but she hears me out, and when she speaks, I listen.

And you know what, I suppose the sleepovers we had when we were kids weren't that much diffrent. We slept on diffrent couches, but we'd still keep each other up, whispering conversations so that we didn't get in trouble for staying up too late. Only difference is now we sleep together and talk more about romance.

Though I won't go into much detail, I'll list a few of the pillow talks we've had that I remember fondly.

If it was clearly playful flirting then I'd have no problems, but if another girl (or boy) touches Cherry in that way then fuck yeah I'm going to be angry and jealous but mostly angry... There are only 2 people who are exempt from this rule, and if they touch Cherry in that way then I'll join them and be cool about it as long as they don't kiss her on the lips or lick her... But if Cherry is the one doing that kissing on the not-me person then I'll make her kiss the me-me person and then everything will be orgyriffic.

So if she's going to feel up another woman, it better be one of the twins (because I'd be down for that) or me (because girlfriend)

So is Lime, but she loves yuri anime... Of which sex scenes happen often enough...

So not exactly Fakku in her case due to the lack of videos, but the same concept nonetheless. She looks at anime porn on occasion... Sometimes with her sister. (I swear I hear something moaning in the other room where they are right now... It certainly isn't them. )
Also, I don't see why there is an option for it being "disgusting" in the poll.
That seems a bit hypocritical.

^ Hold the mayo, easy enough to hold with one hand. I don't need them that big. I care about my figure and couldn't eat that much in one sitting anyway.

< unable to sleep. I think I'm an insomniac or something because this happens way too often.

v Do you collect anything? If so, what things?

Storms do make me feel uneasy, or can flat out terrify me if bad enough.
Though based on nightmares I've had in the past, my biggest fear is losing those I love suddenly, leaving me all alone... I've already had that happen plenty of times growing up.
I'm also not a fan of gore, so... Don't show me those kind of things.