Yukito-kun Posts
Netflix, whatever they don't have I watch online. Enabling desktop settings on my phone makes it possible, but it's never quite right...
Everyone has their neurotic tendencies, micro-obsessions, and stigmas, so what are yours? I for example have a strange need to constantly know what time it is, I need to drink in even numbers (ie, 2, 4, 6, 8 beers, 6, 8, 10 shots) volume on anything that displays it in numbers needs to be in some multiple of 5 and I always need to keep my keys in my front right pocket. What strange little things do you feel need to be met in order to feel comfortable?
I've been told I speak with a sardonic drawl and that I have a few verbal tics, mine are "fuckin' " instead of "um" or "uh", "you see" and "right..."
The Jesus wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)Apparently, you're a woman disguised as a man.
If you're GAR you drink your alcohol straight. Once you start putting olives, lemons, or anything else in it, you're fucking with the integrity of the drink. A man drinks his alcohol straight, its alright if he has a chaser, because there are some types of alcohol that taste like shit.
Straight gin tastes like pine needles, adding vermouth, olive juice, and onions makes it taste like awesome. Also, tell me James Bond wasn't a man, the man made martinis sexy for men to drink. I drink scotch, tequila, rum, vodka, whiskey, and most other drinks straight, but gin, that needs help. I love it, but it's like the girl that actually nerds makeup, it's personality is lovely, but do something with that face for the love of God.
Maeve wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Maeve wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)I guess eunich.
Or some variation of a tree frog.
Damn! Maeve found me out... I am a tree frog...
HA!
I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!
Damn your God-like skills of deduction!
Made a promise to my Grandfather on his deathbed name my first born son after him. My cousin already beat me to it though so whenever I end up settling down and have a son he'll think he's named after his second cousin...
Maeve wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)I guess eunich.
Or some variation of a tree frog.
Damn! Maeve found me out... I am a tree frog...
Actually I'm a dirty martini, a dirty, dirty martini... (also, I have a beard, penis, lack internal reproductive organs and lack breasts, wear men's clothes, and lived in the male barrack, figure it out geniuses...)
Chronus14 wrote...
LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE... of code geass...His likely me, intelligent(not mentioning his powers),
though not physically strong, but his will and
intelligence make him all way!
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HARUHI SUZUMIYA is my female character.
bossy and immature at times,
but who can tell? She had her own show anyways!
Haruhi is pretty great, I can't disagree with you there.
Sabre Tank wrote...
I like one song by them, but I can never remember the name. I always remember the video as being "that one music video with the green amoebas all over the screen.""My Girls" is the song you're thinking of.
Fadetoblack wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
[quote=fadetoblack"]You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
Sadly it's entirely true...
Never doubted it for a second.[/quote]
My friend would kill me if he found out I posted this now that I think about it... And he may be a member on here... Things you forget to take into account... Oh well fuck it, he's a better shit than me so if anyone were to kill me I suppose there are worse candidates.
Valkee wrote...
Morning Star wrote...
To bad the world will be conquered by me.and i will be on your side and we well help each other.*evil laugh*
Fuck it I'm on board! Need a medic who can handle a shot and hold his shots?
Fadetoblack wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
In a classroom during a debate tournament with a friend while two girls were watching because they asked us to... Let me explain the story though...So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
Sadly it's entirely true...
Anyone hear anything about when 4.0 is going to drop for the phones not listed on the official statement? Gingerbread is nice, but as a nerd I feel obligated to get Ice Cream Sandwich the instant I can. Incidently I own a motorolla photon 4G and it's specs can run 4.0 no problem.
