In preperation for the impending zombie apocalypse
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I was mulling over my preparations, and realized that my regular plan is null.
If there are outbreaks occurring, emergency response teams (me) will be on constant alert, and not at home/shops/school.
So, I have been walking through the neighbourhood I protect, triage-ing houses to asses threat level.
My wards are screwed.
So, while surveying the fire station, I asked the chief if he had a plan (accident).
"I have a plan for a lot of things. That is not one of them."
I had a brilliant idea! I will write a zombie apocalypse SOP (standard operating procedure), and when the hordes of the living dead reach our shores, I will present it to the department.
In exchange, I will ask for a shiny new badge, and a halligan bar.
Does anybody have any suggestions? While we're here, what's your personal plan?
If there are outbreaks occurring, emergency response teams (me) will be on constant alert, and not at home/shops/school.
So, I have been walking through the neighbourhood I protect, triage-ing houses to asses threat level.
My wards are screwed.
So, while surveying the fire station, I asked the chief if he had a plan (accident).
"I have a plan for a lot of things. That is not one of them."
I had a brilliant idea! I will write a zombie apocalypse SOP (standard operating procedure), and when the hordes of the living dead reach our shores, I will present it to the department.
In exchange, I will ask for a shiny new badge, and a halligan bar.
Spoiler:
Does anybody have any suggestions? While we're here, what's your personal plan?
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The only 3 words that I read in your post is... Caution, Zombies, and Ahead... I skipped the rest....
But I can still tell that you're telling a cool story, bro...
But I can still tell that you're telling a cool story, bro...
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Yuri Hyuga wrote...
The only 3 words that I read in your post is... Caution, Zombies, and Ahead... I skipped the rest.... But I can still tell that you're telling a cool story, bro...
I'm sorry, did I break your intelligence requirement? With my single sentence paragraphs, multi-syllabic words, and parenthesis enclosed asides?
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1. Get together with lotsa people you just met...
2. Find abandoned public building... IE: Church, School, Mall, Giant Mansion...
3. Split up to cover more ground...
4. ???
5. Profit
2. Find abandoned public building... IE: Church, School, Mall, Giant Mansion...
3. Split up to cover more ground...
4. ???
5. Profit
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Aud1o Blood wrote...
Yuri Hyuga wrote...
The only 3 words that I read in your post is... Caution, Zombies, and Ahead... I skipped the rest.... But I can still tell that you're telling a cool story, bro...
I'm sorry, did I break your intelligence requirement? With my single sentence paragraphs, multi-syllabic words, and parenthesis enclosed asides?
Yes <3.... Apparently the only one line sentence I can read in IB is "Cool + Story + bro"
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
I'd do a barrel roll...
No seriously... I'd be too chicken to go with any plan, although I generally like the mindset of the whole thing.
But I'm too much of a pessimist to think I'd ever get out of that hell alive.
No seriously... I'd be too chicken to go with any plan, although I generally like the mindset of the whole thing.
But I'm too much of a pessimist to think I'd ever get out of that hell alive.
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Supermarket would be the first place i went in case of a zombie Apocalypse. FOOD!! (for me) and i would bring a rope ladder and tie it to a platform or beam on the ceiling and keep a shotgun and an unlimited supply of ammo there cause zombies cant use ladders, so they would have no chance of climbing a rope ladder.
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1. Find a place with Food like a Convince store
2. Get guns and any other Weapon
3. increase the Barrier and tough the walls (in case of a charger appear*Left4Dead2)
4. Gather some woman( to Fuck up)
5. Gather some people to help
2. Get guns and any other Weapon
3. increase the Barrier and tough the walls (in case of a charger appear*Left4Dead2)
4. Gather some woman( to Fuck up)
5. Gather some people to help
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
JELR39 wrote...
1. Find a place with Food like a Convince storeA mall, dude. And you have to go there by helicopter.
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But malls only have food in the food court (duhh) and thats not food that will last long!! You need rations for a LONG time if you want to wait out the zombies!! WAL MART would be the best place because of the food and everything else thats there! and there are videogames! and TVs!! so if your bored of killing actual zombies you can play left 4 dead!
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K1llerL0mbaX wrote...
But malls only have food in the food court (duhh) and thats not food that will last long!! You need rations for a LONG time if you want to wait out the zombies!! WAL MART would be the best place because of the food and everything else thats there! and there are videogames! and TVs!! so if your bored of killing actual zombies you can play left 4 dead!But the clerks at Wal Mart are just as horrible as the zombies. D=
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Malls are kiddie shit. Getting supplies there is okay (one of my local ones has a store with battle ready katana), but it has too many entrances to be feasible. Safety glass can be walked through after being broken.
My old plan was to find a pawn shoppe, taxpayer style building, and hole up for the initial stages. Food coming first from the apartment I broke into, followed by the bodega down the street. If the government botched their response (more than likely), then I would take one of three pre-determined paths to the waterfront, and make my way to Fox Island. After clearing the island, using the boat as a base of operations, I will block off the bridge, and moor the boat as a secondary escape route. This will be the long-term settlement, as I wait for either the government to get things right, or to dissolve. After a couple years, I will re-assess the possibility of leaving. My first choice after that will probably be the mouth of the Columbia River, near Fort Canby, even though it's outmoded, it may be salvageable. At the very least, there are more islands.
My old plan was to find a pawn shoppe, taxpayer style building, and hole up for the initial stages. Food coming first from the apartment I broke into, followed by the bodega down the street. If the government botched their response (more than likely), then I would take one of three pre-determined paths to the waterfront, and make my way to Fox Island. After clearing the island, using the boat as a base of operations, I will block off the bridge, and moor the boat as a secondary escape route. This will be the long-term settlement, as I wait for either the government to get things right, or to dissolve. After a couple years, I will re-assess the possibility of leaving. My first choice after that will probably be the mouth of the Columbia River, near Fort Canby, even though it's outmoded, it may be salvageable. At the very least, there are more islands.
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I recalled a copy pasta I saved when reading it from somewhere. So whenever an outbreak occurs, I'll quickly print the instructions and manuals on how to create flamethrowers, bombs and other types of armaments/goods that will prove to be useful or badass:
EDIT: Also, check out these articles:
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
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EDIT: Also, check out these articles:
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
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^ flamethrowers are kinda of a hit and miss, assuming this is the L4D/28 days later type of zombos. They move fast and may run into something flammable before they expire. (ya know, that barricade you just erected?) Shotguns are heavy, and shells weigh more per unit than other bullet types. Also addressing the 9mm comment, 9mms (IIRC) have higher velocity due to their smaller size, so they would theoretically have more penetration. They are considered relatively useless against HUMANS(when compared to the .45) because they don't have impact, which will cause a human to falter(relatively), but against zombies? 9mms are lighter, are fitted in guns that have less recoil, and are generally more plentiful.
One thing that people tend to forget in zombie apocalypse is the human condition, people will be douches and try to kill you and shit, zombies aren't the only problem.
One thing that people tend to forget in zombie apocalypse is the human condition, people will be douches and try to kill you and shit, zombies aren't the only problem.
