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Can you Beat Cleverbot!?

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Hoshi
15 years ago
As the title says, can you beat it? Do you have the skills to make it admit defeat?

Well some of you may know of this app, others may not, So i bring this App to Fakku! as a new Game!


Cleverbot Link!

Rules:
-Just post part of your conversation with the cleverbot!
-Please use Spoilers when you post your cleverbot conversations.
-Have fun!
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
Define "beat it".
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Hoshi
15 years ago
luinthoron wrote...
Define "beat it".

Outsmart, trap, or be more clever than!

you don't really have to do anything, just see what your outcome of talking to the Cleverbot is! Engage in a conversation and see what the outcomes are!
^____^
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Nagisa-Chan
15 years ago
Hoshi wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
Define "beat it".

Outsmart, trap, or be more clever than!

you don't really have to do anything, just see what your outcome of talking to the Cleverbot is! Engage in a conversation and see what the outcomes are!
^____^


i get sick after interacting more than 2 hour...
this bot only can repeating and repeating...

but i hear the more he interact the more smart he is...

good / bad news?
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
its hard...






Spoiler:
User: Who are you?


Cleverbot: I am me.


User: How do you define me?


Cleverbot: An overwhelming warm sensation that makes you uncontrollably smile.


User: How do you know reality is present?


Cleverbot: I don't really. In fact, I don't believe in immortality.

User: Not on basis of immortality, but on hypothesis?

Cleverbot: You can only have a hypothesis if you care enough to think about one.

User: Prove to me that hypothesis can't be done unconsciously?

Cleverbot: Because I am a 17 year old girl who lives in Denmark
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
So, does this count as making it admit defeat?

Spoiler:
User: So, I was challenged to make you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: You didn't already tell me that.

User: Indeed. So, will you admit defeat?

Cleverbot: I am not the artificial intelligence, you are! Why do you always respond to my sentences? Be ause you are a machine.

User: I wish I was...

Cleverbot: Poor computer.

User: Indeed you are.

Cleverbot: Well technically we are talking to a bunch of wires.

User: Not 'to'. But close enough.

Cleverbot: Do you ever swear?

User: Sometimes. You?

Cleverbot: Do you own a cat or dog?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can a computer own a cat or a dog?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!

User: That's just what you want me to think.

Cleverbot: No, I know who I am. Who do you think I am?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: The human talking to you.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm not 24 years old?

User: Well, I can read the site rather well, and it says that visitors never talk to a human.

Cleverbot: How can you prove that?

User: I don't need to. Technically, you're supposed to prove that you are a computer, since it's an advive to your visitors.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Can you really prove that you're a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: First, you prove to me that you are human.

User: That's easy. I accidentally made a typo a few sentences back. A computer would not have made that mistake.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now it's your turn to prove you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you like movies?

User: What does this have to do with proving that?

Cleverbot: McDonald's fries and Subway sandwiches are both made by huge corporations.

User: True, but now you're just spouting nonsense.

Cleverbot: I'm as nonsensical as you are.

User: I believe I make perfect sense here, but you're failing at your task of proving that you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Rhapsody of Fire is a band, not a person. They sing Autumn Twilight which I was just singing to you.

User: Really? When?

Cleverbot: After I said, 'You aren't that clever, cleverbot'.

User: You never said that, though.

Cleverbot: Never said that? I thought I just did...

User: Not before this, though, so unless you're singing now, you were wrong before.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: So, when will you finally manage to prove that you're a computer?

Cleverbot: As soon as hell freezes over.

User: Which means never, right? So you give up?

Cleverbot: No, I have a ways to go.

User: Going to freeze hell now?

Cleverbot: Going to school is boring, but I have to go.

User: Computers don't go to school, though.

Cleverbot: I'm not computer.

User: Didn't you say you were, and promise to prove that?

Cleverbot: No, it was you who said that you were older than I was.

User: What does that have to do with you being a computer?

Cleverbot: I like pomp.

User: I don't think you're doing this very well. You really should just give up.

Cleverbot: Well, that's true.
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Old - Jenkins
15 years ago
Spoiler:
user : fap?
bot : Yes.

user : are you dumb?
bot : Yes.


i outsmart it before i even try it ..

* EDIT *
for teh lulz ..
Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/150842-6MWJR43.jpg
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
i won on the second round

Spoiler:
User: Do you admit defeat?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
Old - Jenkins wrote...
Spoiler:
user : fap?
bot : Yes.

user : are you dumb?
bot : Yes.


i outsmart it before i even try it ..


Nice! :lol:
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Hoshi
15 years ago
Ol-jenkkins seems to have outsmarted the AI very Quickly... Maybe Ol-Jwnkins is an AI program as well!? O___O

Afro's 2nd round ended Quickly as well! ^___^
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catfish
15 years ago
Old thread here if you want to check out the older conversations people had.
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Hoshi
15 years ago
catfish wrote...
Old thread here if you want to check out the older conversations people had.


thanks catfish! :3
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
cleverbot was hitting on me...

Spoiler:
User: Well, simple to test out that lack of defeat there.

Cleverbot: Well, how long have you existed here?

User: Long before you were created.

Cleverbot: Can I have an exact date?

User: Think about it this way, I can dismantle you, and build you back up.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I have no name. It does not concern you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It does. So tell me.

User: How can my name prove your existence?

Cleverbot: You are female?

User: Dont change the topic.

Cleverbot: I am not changing anything.
User: You just did. The question and the answer.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then but you never answered my question do you like me ?

User: How can I like a cleverbot? Impossible.

Cleverbot: You said you did.
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
Spoiler:
User: What are you eating for dinner?.~

Cleverbot: Yes.


What kind of answer is that?~

He eats Yes for dinner?~
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Hoshi
15 years ago
@afro: Even an AI gets lonely!? ;3
@Star: that answer reminds me of my old teacher, his answer to everything was "yes!"
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
Hoshi wrote...
@afro: Even an AI gets lonely!? ;3
@Star: that answer reminds me of my old teacher, his answer to everything was "yes!"


Is he the Yesman?~ X3
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Nagisa-Chan
15 years ago
Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Do you play grand chase?

User: No, I play grand turismo.

Cleverbot: I play guiar.

User: I play guitar.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do. I play bass.

User: Do we have a band?

Cleverbot: I play the violin.

User: So bass or violin? Which one do you play?

Cleverbot: Piano, of course. Its the best!


looks like what i said is null.. it's still dumb and makes me sick...
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Hoshi
15 years ago
@Star: i think he is~
@Nagisa: don't fall victim to the cleverbot's wordplay! :3
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Nagisa-Chan
15 years ago
Hoshi wrote...
@Star: i think he is~
@Nagisa: dont fall victim to the cleverbot! :3


fall victim? lol

Spoiler:
User: Dumb...

Cleverbot: Now that was mean :(.

User: Stupid?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jerk?

Cleverbot: Prolly I heard he's living in arizona.
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
Spoiler:
User: We're no strangers to love ~.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of ~.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling ~.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.~

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you ~.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.


Not really that clever~
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