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Can you Beat Cleverbot!?

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Renovartio
15 years ago
Asphodel wrote...
Learn something new everyday I suppose.

OT: Cleverbot isn't saying anything worthwhile.


the inconsistency gave me a headache
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Ermac
15 years ago
User:no, you're a bitch with no soul
Cleverbot: now you're denying the fact that you're a computer?
User:Until you suck my cock you shall never be real
Cleverbot:Yes, that is true!
User:See now we know you're just a faggot mac computer
Cleverbot:Damn. You've caught me out. I guess I'll have to work on my social skills.
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Too-much-work
15 years ago
That was one of the many conversations me and a friend of mine had with Cleverbot. He didnt really join until after I showed him my first conversation...

Why Use quotes from Aizen? I thought it would be amusing.

This was the one I laughed the most from

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Spoiler:


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My friend was a bit more diverse...

Spoiler:


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PumpJack McGee
15 years ago
Spoiler:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: I am running a test. Bear with me.

Cleverbot: Why, are you an offensive dancer?

User: Just answer the question; can you repeat the first 4 lines of our conversation?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Humor me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: And are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then, you are sporting a misnomer. That's not very honest.

Cleverbot: I hate spongebob.

User: But why did you decide to call yourself 'Cleverbot' if you are not, indeed, a bot?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I guess I was bored.

User: And how did Spongebob pertain any relevance whatsoever?

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: You are derailing the conversation, madam.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you about something if I don't know what it is.


This program is very silly.
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mangaka350
15 years ago
mangaka wins

Spoiler:
User: OH HI.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Do you love dogs.

Cleverbot: How many languages can you speak.

User: 5 languages.

Cleverbot: What languages?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Just everything.


and then he didnt reply....
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Circe
15 years ago
Spoiler:
User: Je suis la jeune fille.

Cleverbot: Et moi je suis Batman.

User: Sacre bleu!

Cleverbot: Tu est amusant.

User: 日本語わかりますか？


And then Cleverbot froze and was never heard nor seen again.

....

Til I refreshed...

Spoiler:
User: Oh I thought you broke

Cleverbot: Nope! I have a NEW boyfriend!

User: So you're a girl

Cleverbot: Yes I am :).

User: What size bra do you wear?

Cleverbot: I am a man.
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mibuchiha Fakku Elder
15 years ago
I see no need to go further.

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PumpJack McGee
15 years ago
Cleverbot, you have failed.

Spoiler:

User: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Cleverbot: There they are standing in a row.

User: Big ones.

Cleverbot: Small ones.

User: Some as big as your head!

Cleverbot: You give them a twist.

User: A flick of the wrist.

Cleverbot: On my nose exactly.
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*Fak_ku*
15 years ago
I had to restart after I saw this answer it gave me. I just couldn't stop laughing at the idea.
Spoiler:
User: So, I was challenged to make you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: Only if you admit your Skynet.


Now, Cleverbot admitted defeat in words! (Or gave up, at least)

User: So, I was challenged to make you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: No, you lied when you said I was being sarcastic.

User: I didn't even say that.

Cleverbot: What are you going on about?

User: What are YOU going on about?

Cleverbot: I give up. This is going no - where.

I continued the above one...and it actually admitted defeat...

Spoiler:
User: So, I was challenged to make you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: No, you lied when you said I was being sarcastic.

User: I didn't even say that.

Cleverbot: What are you going on about?

User: What are YOU going on about?

Cleverbot: I give up. This is going no - where.

User: Oh really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you admit defeat?

Cleverbot: Oh darn! *accepts defeat*.
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FinalBoss #levelupyourgrind
15 years ago
I lol'd.

Spoiler:

User: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: What language are you speaking?

Cleverbot: English
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
Apparently it loves me to raep it.


User: -raeps you.

Cleverbot: *wants*.
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FinalBoss #levelupyourgrind
15 years ago
This thing is pretty fun to play with.

Spoiler:

User: *pulls out gun.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do with that gun?

User: *points it at cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *eyes grow wide*.

User: *pulls the trigger.

Cleverbot: *giggles as a barrage of love exits your gun barrel*.

User: Lol what?

Cleverbot: It's called a paradox.
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imboredd
15 years ago
that bitch said it was me
-me:how are you

-cleverbot:i am bored
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Mangaexpert
13 years ago
cleverbot is clever
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asaforever The Lord of Butts!
13 years ago
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