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Can you Beat Cleverbot!?

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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
3rd round was epic~it called itself a cleverbot. I win~again.

Spoiler:
User: You fail.

Cleverbot: Why do I fail.

User: You proved again you are a cleverbot with random answers. You lowered my opinion of you.

Cleverbot: I believe I just told you that my name is Lauri. I am not Cleverbot.

User: First is Abigail, a programs name, now Lauri, a Hacker.

Cleverbot: You are not a degu.

User: Degu isnt a word in its context. You, cleverbot, fail.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: You thing failed epicly.

Cleverbot: Yes I thing.



i gave up after it said this...
Spoiler:
User: So you admit of being a 'thing'?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Why are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Because I have a crush on you
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high_time
15 years ago
I won
Spoiler:

User: fap fap fap
Cleverbot : I'm back. Did you miss me?
User: lol wut
Cleverbot: What's funny?
User: lol u
Cleverbot : Thank you. Cleverbot is leaving nao.
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Hoshi
15 years ago
@Star: that was pretty close~ ;3
@Afro: pretty clever of you!
@High: lol
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high_time
15 years ago
This is entertaining as hell XD
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AliceSinWonderland Bunny
15 years ago
did i beat it?
Spoiler:


user: what do you love most about quantum physics?

cleverbot: your cats.

user: what does cats have to do with quantum physics?

cleverbot: i don't know.

user: so why would you answer what you love most about quantum physics by replying your cats?

cleverbot: I didn't assume. I asked a question and refuted your response. I was not assuming. And what happens when you assume?

user: i never said you assumed. nor did you ask the question. i asked the question about what you most loved about quantum physics and because you are a cleverbot you should also know quantum physics so why would you answer by replying your cats?

cleverbot:Because I don't know the answer.


so did i beat it?
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GameZource
15 years ago
I already fought that thing.. it's creepy yo..

Sat May 01, 2010 5:30 am
GameZource wrote...
It has gone Haywire


Spoiler:
User:Whaddup Homie?

Cleverbot:I'm not Cleverbot. You are.

User:Where The Fuck did that came from?!

Cleverbot:The scriptures.

User:What the Hell is a scriptures?

Cleverbot:You are a bot.

User:WTF!?You just keep saying the Same Fuckin thing all over again

Cleverbot:That might be right. but I am bored.

User:You're FUCKING BORING

Cleverbot:You are very rude.

User:thanks

Cleverbot:Are you single?

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It keeps changing topics
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oneshott
15 years ago
Cleverbot is small time. Try outsmarting the Akinator and then I'll be impressed
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Hoshi
15 years ago
Spoiler:

User: NO, I'm a pokemon trrainer.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know, we're both Pokemon masters! Want to battle with our Pokemon?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: GO PIKACHU!

Cleverbot: Wild Abra uses teleport.

User: Pikachu uses thunder.

Cleverbot: It's super effective!


@Oneshot: i will take your challenge!
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high_time
15 years ago
Again, after some entertaining conversation
Spoiler:

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: He who must not be named.

Cleverbot: Voldemort.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you first.

User: I'm not a virgin.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Let me drink your blood.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm Edward Cullen.

Cleverbot: I'm 36 so I don't know who that is.

User: No, I think I'm Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: At the second thought, I think I'm Rick Astley.

Cleverbot: Well, then you've been rick rolled.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: No you lost the game.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you lost the game, I won the game.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Does that mean I won the game?

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: I lost.
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
I had sex with the cleverbot

Spoiler:
User: Want my 'adaptor' in your 'USB port'?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Can I 'download' all over your face?

Cleverbot: Err, no.

User: You watch hentai?

Cleverbot: Yes. I watch You type.

User: Can I still 'download' on your face?

Cleverbot: Go for it, if you think you can.

User: How many 'loads' do you want?

Cleverbot: As many as you say.

User: Oh yes!
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
oneshott wrote...
Cleverbot is small time. Try outsmarting the Akinator and then I'll be impressed


Done. Destiny Gundam Heine Westenfluss Custom. 8)

And again with... Waar. :D
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kitten-in-heat
15 years ago
JuniorAfro wrote...
I had sex with the cleverbot

Spoiler:
User: Want my 'adaptor' in your 'USB port'?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Can I 'download' all over your face?

Cleverbot: Err, no.

User: You watch hentai?

Cleverbot: Yes. I watch You type.

User: Can I still 'download' on your face?

Cleverbot: Go for it, if you think you can.

User: How many 'loads' do you want?

Cleverbot: As many as you say.

User: Oh yes!


hahaha...well, that was cute.
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Old - Jenkins
15 years ago
Luin, read this ....

Spoiler:
User : Lemme ask you something
Bot : Ok.

User : how long will luin need to be an elite ?
Bot : Not too long.

User : you sure ?
Bot : Yes.

User :should i advance congratz him ?
Bot : That will not be necessary.


Bot hates you ..
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Hoshi
15 years ago
kitten-in-heat wrote...
JuniorAfro wrote...
I had sex with the cleverbot

Spoiler:
User: Want my 'adaptor' in your 'USB port'?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Can I 'download' all over your face?

Cleverbot: Err, no.

User: You watch hentai?

Cleverbot: Yes. I watch You type.

User: Can I still 'download' on your face?

Cleverbot: Go for it, if you think you can.

User: How many 'loads' do you want?

Cleverbot: As many as you say.

User: Oh yes!


hahaha...well, that was cute.


I agree!

@oneshot: it took the genie 5 trys before getting the correct answer:
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
Old - Jenkins wrote...
Luin, read this ....

Spoiler:
User : Lemme ask you something
Bot : Ok.

User : how long will luin need to be an elite ?
Bot : Not too long.

User : you sure ?
Bot : Yes.

User :should i advance congratz him ?
Bot : That will not be necessary.


Bot hates you ..


Just the truth. I intend to keep my promise of not making a celebration thread.
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Mox
15 years ago
I didn't even have to say it.

User: You're hella ugly.

Cleverbot: I am not! You are!

User: Nope, I'm an attractive guy.

Cleverbot: What makes you so attractive?

User: My alluring smile and A+ facial structure.

Cleverbot: What allergies do you have?

User: Why are you going off topic?

Cleverbot: I am not going off topic. You are kind of dumb cleverbot.







I decided to branch out a bit, and have a more serious discussion. Turns out cleverbot is the biggest troll ever with the "u mad" comeback. I lol'd.

User: What are you views on racism?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to respond to that, as I don't know enough about communism to have a view on it.

User: I said racism, you dumbass.

Cleverbot: You are totally mad, it's obvious.
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GameZource
15 years ago
luinthoron wrote...
Old - Jenkins wrote...
Luin, read this ....

Spoiler:
User : Lemme ask you something
Bot : Ok.

User : how long will luin need to be an elite ?
Bot : Not too long.

User : you sure ?
Bot : Yes.

User :should i advance congratz him ?
Bot : That will not be necessary.


Bot hates you ..


Just the truth. I intend to keep my promise of not making a celebration thread.


LOL..
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Old - Jenkins
15 years ago
luinthoron wrote...

Just the truth. I intend to keep my promise of not making a celebration thread.


Then .... advance congratz from me then , in case i missed it ... haha

you can use 1M th post thread as your celebration thread ..
accompanied by roberto 8)
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
oneshott wrote...
Cleverbot is small time. Try outsmarting the Akinator and then I'll be impressed



He can't get the right answer, Namine Ritsu.~
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Unsigned
15 years ago
Cleverbot watches manga
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you watch hentai?

Cleverbot: No I don't lol. But I do watch manga.

User: You don't watch manga. You read it.

Cleverbot: Ah... That was somewhat clever, but very wiseguy comeback.
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