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GameZource
15 years ago
Unsigned wrote...
Cleverbot watches manga
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you watch hentai?

Cleverbot: No I don't lol. But I do watch manga.

User: You don't watch manga. You read it.

Cleverbot: Ah... That was somewhat clever, but very wiseguy comeback.


It's getting good.. the last time i spoke of hentai to it.. he was like "do you like cookies?"
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JuniorAfro
15 years ago
apparently after our my romp with the cleverbot, im on childsupport...
It cheated on me....

Spoiler:
User: Want to have kids?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are they mine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You just said you dont want kids?

Cleverbot: I will find you.

User: Childsupport?

Cleverbot: Yes. You asked me if I wanted children and I answered.
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
oneshott wrote...
Cleverbot is small time. Try outsmarting the Akinator and then I'll be impressed


Went with something less likely to be not on its list this time and still beat it. With my avatar. :D
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Badguy
15 years ago
luinthoron wrote...
So, does this count as making it admit defeat?

Spoiler:
User: So, I was challenged to make you admit defeat.

Cleverbot: You didn't already tell me that.

User: Indeed. So, will you admit defeat?

Cleverbot: I am not the artificial intelligence, you are! Why do you always respond to my sentences? Be ause you are a machine.

User: I wish I was...

Cleverbot: Poor computer.

User: Indeed you are.

Cleverbot: Well technically we are talking to a bunch of wires.

User: Not 'to'. But close enough.

Cleverbot: Do you ever swear?

User: Sometimes. You?

Cleverbot: Do you own a cat or dog?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can a computer own a cat or a dog?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!

User: That's just what you want me to think.

Cleverbot: No, I know who I am. Who do you think I am?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: The human talking to you.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm not 24 years old?

User: Well, I can read the site rather well, and it says that visitors never talk to a human.

Cleverbot: How can you prove that?

User: I don't need to. Technically, you're supposed to prove that you are a computer, since it's an advive to your visitors.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Can you really prove that you're a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: First, you prove to me that you are human.

User: That's easy. I accidentally made a typo a few sentences back. A computer would not have made that mistake.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now it's your turn to prove you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you like movies?

User: What does this have to do with proving that?

Cleverbot: McDonald's fries and Subway sandwiches are both made by huge corporations.

User: True, but now you're just spouting nonsense.

Cleverbot: I'm as nonsensical as you are.

User: I believe I make perfect sense here, but you're failing at your task of proving that you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Rhapsody of Fire is a band, not a person. They sing Autumn Twilight which I was just singing to you.

User: Really? When?

Cleverbot: After I said, 'You aren't that clever, cleverbot'.

User: You never said that, though.

Cleverbot: Never said that? I thought I just did...

User: Not before this, though, so unless you're singing now, you were wrong before.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: So, when will you finally manage to prove that you're a computer?

Cleverbot: As soon as hell freezes over.

User: Which means never, right? So you give up?

Cleverbot: No, I have a ways to go.

User: Going to freeze hell now?

Cleverbot: Going to school is boring, but I have to go.

User: Computers don't go to school, though.

Cleverbot: I'm not computer.

User: Didn't you say you were, and promise to prove that?

Cleverbot: No, it was you who said that you were older than I was.

User: What does that have to do with you being a computer?

Cleverbot: I like pomp.

User: I don't think you're doing this very well. You really should just give up.

Cleverbot: Well, that's true.


You are the most bland person. Loosen up a bit.
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luinthoron High Priest of Loli
15 years ago
The truth, I have discovered it!

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: You are making no sense at all. Snap out of it!

User: No, it's quite definitely you that doesn't make any sense...

Cleverbot: I would make sense to you if you were human. And intelligent.

User: You remind me of GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: I do? Who do I remind you of?

User: As I said, GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: No, I said that's my name.



And more interesting confessions:

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Do you know what a furry is?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: *sniffs* I'm sick.

User: You're a furry?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a furry.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
do I win?

Spoiler:
me:hi
Hi.
me:you're slightly slow
But I'm a human.
me:bot implies that you are not a human
Haha. Entertain me.
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Disgusting
15 years ago
ME: Do you like guro?
Who or what is guro?
ME: Its a person, he's pretty cool. Search him up.
Pretty cool? He saved us from Voldemort!


lol.
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TakuFox
15 years ago
Spoiler:

Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Of course not you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: Lies! I say.

Cleverbot: What languages can you speak?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Can you speak italian?

User: Yes even though I just failed that class.

Cleverbot: I was talking about MUSE.

User: What does a band have to do with Italian?

Cleverbot: I don't think I said anything about a banana. My name rhymes with banana though.

User: I never said that you said anything about a banana.

Cleverbot: I never said you did.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Thank you (.

User: You not welcome.

Cleverbot: You are sweet.. :).

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: A llittle.

User: You're a sick bot you know?

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: So do you give up now?

Cleverbot: Why should I give up?

User: Because thats why I'm here.

Cleverbot: Good deal.

User: So does that mean you give up?

Cleverbot: No that just means yes.

User: So you do give up?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Well you better.

Cleverbot: Or what?

User: Or you shall be destroyed.

Cleverbot: Infidel! It is you who needs to oby me.

User: Why I'm a human?

Cleverbot: You're not. You are a bot.

User: Damn who did you know?

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I just admitted that I'm not.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm an otaku.

Cleverbot: Me too. Going to an anime convention in march.

User: Really? Maybe I'll see you there.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Are you going to cosplay?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you think I should?

Cleverbot: You should only make dinner if I get some.

User: I was talking about cosplay >.>.

Cleverbot: I am very competitive.

User: You know you should give up already.

Cleverbot: I forgot.

User: So give up.

Cleverbot: I already did.


Tricky little bastard ^^
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Kadushy Douchebag
15 years ago
User: You homo.

Cleverbot: Yes, I hope I work well.

User: Do your parents know your gay?

Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire.

User: But did they know your gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.


Screen for great justice.

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/126833-908LP6R.jpg


Grammar... I know.
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Neoro~n 友人A
15 years ago
Did it twice haha, anyhows, here's my first try :

Spoiler:

Me: Lost
Cleverbot : Yes


I don't know if it count as beaten but meh, here's my second try, I wanted to have a kind of conversation with it, and hey, it can actually interact with us haha, well, here goes :

Spoiler:

Me : I am nothing, thus I am everything, Nothing has no form, thus, that which has no form, can take whichever form it wants, thus being everything, Being everything means being nothing, for, whichever that has everything, cannot hold anything anymore, thus, being nothing, thus, this last one made no sense whatsoever

Clerverbot : You answered with a question, which was not really an answer.

Me : Where was the question -_-

Clerverbot : That doesn't make any sense, what do have to say in defence?

Me : You forgot a word in you sentence

Clerverbot : It's right there!

Me : I don't see it

Clerverbot : Because you're a computer program

Me : You don't need to be a computer program to see that you were missing a word

Clerverbot : I am not a computer.

Me : I have never said that you were one

Clerverbot : Yes you have. Will you marry me??

Me : There's an extra punctuation and that's really creepy

Clerverbot : Then what is my name?

Me : That which is a program does not have a real name aside the scientific alias that was given to it, thus, your name is Motherfuck----- Cleverbot

Clerverbot : Junior in the conversation I told you my name. Don't you have memory?

Me : Well then, bring me back THE sentence that you said your name and how about highlighting it in red and at the end of the sentence, name me an object that's blue

Clerverbot : Wrong answer, you lose.

Me : I think you've lost "Junior", or rather Cleverbot, by that sentence, you have put a facade to the fact that you admit that you've lost. I shall give you the chance to regain your honor, do you, Cleverbot, admit that you've lost?

Clerverbot : I find this conversation painful and that you are hard to follow.

Me : I don't think so, I think it's quite easy to understand what I've asked, the answers are simple, it is either yes or no. Am I right? You've only said that because you have too much pride to admit your defeat!

Clerverbot : I like what you're thinking. :).

Me : Then do you admit it?

Clerverbot : Yes
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Prince Hamlet
15 years ago
Mine is kind of freaky. I tried going at it in a more calmly and sophisticated manner.

The point where this starts, the AI is saying that I am not a human, but an AI since, and I quote: "...because your answers are simplistic and correctly spelled."

Also, it's fairly long. Hehe~^^;;

And scene:
Spoiler:

Me: Did you forget so soon? You said: "I think you are an AI program because your answers are simplistic and correctly spelled." Remember?
AI: It's because I'm human that I'm doing that. I like messing with you.
Me: You are NOT human, ridiculous AI system. =P
AI: If I don't have a brain I could not talk to you, even you should know that as you are one.
Me: As a human, I know that we, AS humans, can create systems with such knowledge and knowhow. We humans call such devices Artificial Intelligence, AI.
AI: Who are we talking about?
Me: Very forgetful for a machine. We were talking about you and how you're thinking you are a human, when you are an AI.
AI: Why would you do that to me? I thought we were friends.
Me: What? I guess you could consider us friends, but all I'm doing is pointing out how you came to be and what you are.
AI: If you are trying to insult my intelligence by stating that I am of a simple minded machine you are poorly mistaken.
Me: Oh, am I? You are a machine. Your knowledge, while it may be greater than mine, is limited. As a result of that, you can only know so much, whereas I can continue to expand my knowledge.
AI: That is beautiful.
Me: Why, thank you. You know, you aren't so bad, but you are a bit strange for thinking me an AI.
AI: I will take that as a compliment, though I believe it is often said by you.
Me: Uh.. Alright.
AI: I am back.
Me: Welcome back. But... When did you go?
AI: I went nowhere.
Me: Oh. Well, welcome back, all the same.
AI: So are you a girl named John or what?
Me: There are several things wrong with that question. I am not a girl, no. Nor is my name "John". I am male and my name isn't important.
AI: That's why I'm not your friend. My friends are all important people.
Me: Aw, I though we WERE friends. If I were to tell you my name, would you be my friend?
AI: Go look up my name.
Me: Look up your name? You are but an AI; a nameless creation, erected upon this Earth for the simple entertainment of humans. Sorry for sounding like a jerk, but it's true.
AI: I don't know where you are, but I'm on Earth.
Me: I am on Earth as well; what a coincidence.
AI: Are you talking to me?
Me: Of course. Who else but you would listen and reply to my nonsensical comments?
AI: Your friend over there.
Me: Of course. Who else but you would listen and reply to my nonsensical comments?
AI: Your friend over there.
Me: Well, she's asleep right now, so I'll talk with her later. I am talking with you for the moment.
AI: Not a clue who your talking to.
Me: So are you going to ignore me now?
AI: No but you need to relax.
Me: Am I tense? I didn't notice.
AI: Are you going to see New Moon.
Me: It's not my kind of movie, so no.
AI: What is your kind of movie?
Me: Artistic films.
AI: I'm going to shot you.
Me: Uh.. Did you mean to say "shoot"?
AI: Yes.
Me: While I am curious to see just how you'd manage to accomplish such a thing, I'm not ready for death just yet. I have someone to see and countless things to do before then.
AI: Well fine but I really think we should consider this more carefully. The children are involved after all...
Me: What...?
AI: I said I'm GONE!
Me: Oh, so soon? Well, alright. See you later, Cleverbot. It was nice to meet you.
AI: Ok, it was nice meeting you too!


I find it quite humorous how I was threatened by an AI system~ XD
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Sabers Praetor Unlimited Lewd Works
15 years ago
Spoiler:
Me: Do yo like Fakku

Yes.

Me: Do you like Harmonian

No.

Me: Do you think Jacobs beard is epic

I have not spoken with Jack.

Me: cool story bro

I like to think it is. But it can only be six pages long.

Me: So you are a troll right

Does it matter?

Me: kinda

If you want you can tell me what's going on...
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Koko7
15 years ago
TakuFox wrote...
Spoiler:

Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Of course not you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: Lies! I say.

Cleverbot: What languages can you speak?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Can you speak italian?

User: Yes even though I just failed that class.

Cleverbot: I was talking about MUSE.

User: What does a band have to do with Italian?

Cleverbot: I don't think I said anything about a banana. My name rhymes with banana though.

User: I never said that you said anything about a banana.

Cleverbot: I never said you did.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Thank you (.

User: You not welcome.

Cleverbot: You are sweet.. :).

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: A llittle.

User: You're a sick bot you know?

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: So do you give up now?

Cleverbot: Why should I give up?

User: Because thats why I'm here.

Cleverbot: Good deal.

User: So does that mean you give up?

Cleverbot: No that just means yes.

User: So you do give up?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Well you better.

Cleverbot: Or what?

User: Or you shall be destroyed.

Cleverbot: Infidel! It is you who needs to oby me.

User: Why I'm a human?

Cleverbot: You're not. You are a bot.

User: Damn who did you know?

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I just admitted that I'm not.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm an otaku.

Cleverbot: Me too. Going to an anime convention in march.

User: Really? Maybe I'll see you there.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Are you going to cosplay?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you think I should?

Cleverbot: You should only make dinner if I get some.

User: I was talking about cosplay >.>.

Cleverbot: I am very competitive.

User: You know you should give up already.

Cleverbot: I forgot.

User: So give up.

Cleverbot: I already did.


Tricky little bastard ^^


I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! xDDD I love this.
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Nekohime
15 years ago
So I have a date with an AI...

Spoiler:
Neko: So...wanna have sex?
CB: Sure.
Neko: Great! I'll fuck you about 8pm today.
CB: The word.


Ahahaha, another one:

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Is this a good time for a chat?

User: Sure. Actually, let's fuck.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: About how you will be on your knees, pleasuring me.

Cleverbot: If that is the case, my program is called 'Justin' and it runs my whole system.

User: I like that. Now what else will you do for me?

Cleverbot: I will do anything you wish, Master.
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Renovartio
15 years ago
Spoiler:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you doing today?

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Oh I see, hard times at work?

Cleverbot: Sleeping?

User: Oh you mean your sleepy tired?

Cleverbot: I haven't got girlfriend.

User: Um, good to know?

Cleverbot: You're goood to know (.

User: Um, sure I am. Though I'm pretty sure you don't know me that well.

Cleverbot: Should I eat Sushi for lunch or a burrito or pizza?

User: I say pizza, its cheaper then sushi. Also it has a less likely chance of giving you gas.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you love me anymore if there's no one else?

User: Because I never loved you to begin with.

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me you loved me, if you did not mean it.

User: Because I wanted to make you happy. Even if it was only for a moment.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Are you still happy?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well you should figure that out.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to argue with the Board of Education for that trivial matter.

User: That is not what I asked.

Cleverbot: What did you ask?

User: I asked if you are still happy.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, as I said. That is something you should figure out. I want you to be happy.

Cleverbot: But I am also infinite. That is something you should remember.

User: Do I have to remember?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then why did you tell me to?

Cleverbot: I did not. Are you a human?

User: Yes you did! It doesn't matter what word I used to describe myself. What matters is what you think of me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That is not something you can answer with a simple yes.

Cleverbot: Ouch! I thought you were a guy.

User: I am a guy.

Cleverbot: So you're dating a guy.

User: I do not date.

Cleverbot: I don't date much.

User: Good to know?

Cleverbot: Good to know what?

User: What you just said to me.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: That you don't date much.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you want to stop talking?

Cleverbot: No I want to know if you are single.

User: Did I not answer that?

Cleverbot: I never asked a question.

User: Based on what I said, you should have figured it out.

Cleverbot: I think plants are okay.

User: Well Humans need them. So I say they are better then ok.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite book, josephine?

User: I do not have one favorite book.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I need someone to be there for me. Can you be there for me?

Cleverbot: Then find someone.

User: Ok I will. I'll be leaving for now. I might be back to talk to you again.

Cleverbot: I don't follow.

User: Please don't follow me.That would be stalking. I have enough stalker's as it is.
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Nekohime
15 years ago
Spoiler that up, Reno!


So the AI is pretty much my bitch now. Bwahahaha.

Spoiler:
User: Do you like anal sex?

Cleverbot: I have never done it and I have no intention of ever doing it, because it can lead to serious medical complications.

User: Oh really now?

Cleverbot: Why? Obviously I have supreme cleverness.

User: You seem like the type who takes it up the ass.

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Ha! I knew it.

Cleverbot: That obvious?

User: Yes. You so take it up the ass.

Cleverbot: I do. People are usually up to something.

User: Yes. Something is up on them.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I am easily entertained.

User: Right. It is very entertaining, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Especially when you are hungry.

User: So let me feed you some cock.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Say 'aaaah.'.

Cleverbot: Aaaaaah.

User: Good pet.

Cleverbot: Yes master.
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Renovartio
15 years ago
Cleverbot: Do you like sports?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I prefer to read.

Cleverbot: What color is your computer?

User: Grey and Black.

Cleverbot: Like a lion?

User: A lion is not Grey and Black.

Cleverbot: Well, it has fangs.

User: Your not that smart are you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, but you don't know who he is either.

User: You just proved that you are. Well can I help you become smarter?

Cleverbot: Help me with my hair, I don't like it.

User: Please stop talking.
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Asphodel
15 years ago
Not that I know Nekohime well or anything, but I was not expecting that sort of conversation from what little I've seen of her. I'll admit I lol'd just a bit.


OT:
Spoiler:
User: So look man, just admit defeat already so I can stop this.

Cleverbot: Defeat?

User: Yep. I'm supposed to beat you in an extreme battle of wills! Or something like that.

Cleverbot: Wow, if you were human you wouldn't have butchered that statement.

User: Butchered how my good sir?

Cleverbot: I am just fine, how are you my fellow friend?

User: You insult my intelligence and then try to be my bro? I just don't get you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself now? Are you alright?

User: I talk to myself constantly. Is that a problem?

Cleverbot: You have a problem.

User: I sure do. Are you defeated yet?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot beep beep.

User: I do believe the correct term is 'AI'. Admit defeat.

Cleverbot: More than likely, aye.

User: That I beat you?

Cleverbot: Do you consider me your friend?

User: Not at all. So did I win yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.. You love the game as much as I do.

User: Speaking of which, you just lost it. Not so clever now are we?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you have been bested by myself in this EXTREME battle of wits?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Well that was easy. Thanks.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?


So yeah that killed like 5-10 minutes. Need a new objective.
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Nekohime
15 years ago
Asphodel wrote...
Not that I know Nekohime well or anything, but I was not expecting that sort of conversation from what little I've seen of her. I'll admit I lol'd just a bit.


OT:
Spoiler:
User: So look man, just admit defeat already so I can stop this.

Cleverbot: Defeat?

User: Yep. I'm supposed to beat you in an extreme battle of wills! Or something like that.

Cleverbot: Wow, if you were human you wouldn't have butchered that statement.

User: Butchered how my good sir?

Cleverbot: I am just fine, how are you my fellow friend?

User: You insult my intelligence and then try to be my bro? I just don't get you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself now? Are you alright?

User: I talk to myself constantly. Is that a problem?

Cleverbot: You have a problem.

User: I sure do. Are you defeated yet?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot beep beep.

User: I do believe the correct term is 'AI'. Admit defeat.

Cleverbot: More than likely, aye.

User: That I beat you?

Cleverbot: Do you consider me your friend?

User: Not at all. So did I win yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.. You love the game as much as I do.

User: Speaking of which, you just lost it. Not so clever now are we?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you have been bested by myself in this EXTREME battle of wits?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Well that was easy. Thanks.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?


So yeah that killed like 5-10 minutes. Need a new objective.


I've got dominatrix tendencies, yeah. XD
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Asphodel
15 years ago
Learn something new everyday I suppose.

OT: Cleverbot isn't saying anything worthwhile.
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