Corrupt A Wish

Granted but it's because of a condition that causes you to randomly fall into sleep paralysis and as well into a lucid dream thus fulfilling the criteria of whenever and the ability to be whatever in a dream

I wish I had a pet red tail catfish.

Answer mine! >:V

lol

I did XD

I wish Money would fall from the sky.

k. Inflation comes ad its worthless.

I wish to e with her together

Here's how you play: One person starts off with a wish, then the next person has to find a way to corrupt that wish. (like that one episode of Twilight Zone) I'll give an example:










and so on.

Rules:
if 2 people answer the same one, the next person has to quote the FIRST PERSON TO POST and continue from there, ignore the second person


Here, i'll start:


I wish I had a new Laptop.

Sorry, this thread has been done a while ago. :\

But, I'll try to find this thread and post the link here ASAP. If I can't find it, I just made a fool of myself. :P

That, and we can start this topic anew.

*EDIT*

Found it :

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=38397

That thread is old and no one posted there awhile, so why not start a new ? This is IB's sub section afterall.
Anyways.

Granted, but you just spillt milk on it, effectivly ruining it.

I wish I had a catgirl with a beautiful body and cute cat ears and a fluffy tail.

Granted, but she's a cannibal.

I wish for the Big Crunch.

It becomes reality, but, humanity found a way to reverse the effect by using Jupiter as a source of countering the Big Crunch.

I wish that I was dead.

You died a horrible accident, but you came back to life due to a drug someone had put in your food the last time you had eaten.


I wish for the Big Rip, my bad.

Granted, I will punch you until you whimper .

I wish for a computer

Granted, but its a Mac with 512 mb of ram and an old dual core processor in it.

I wish for a new car :D

Granted, but it's a Gremlin that gets 0.5 miles to the tank.

I wish for the Big Bounce.

Granted, but you'll stay a faggot.
Seriusly, what's with these "big something" wishes, why don't you wish for a big dick in your rectum ?

I wish I had a sexy futa girlfriend.

Granted, she hates you on the inside.

I wish for edible, not spoiled, tasty food for myself

OffT: The Big XYZ are theories of how the universe will end. Big Rip is that the universe will extend so far that gravitation wont pull between stars and the expansion will go on at an infinitisimal high speed.

Granted but the food gave you a severe case of food poisoning


I wish for more games.

have fun with ET for the Atari 2600 and the magnavox Odyssey

I wish for more sleep

you go to sleep and never wake up

I wish I wasn't bored

Granted, but you die a painful death due to over-excitement over in a course of .397 seconds.

I wish I never loved.