Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's Natty Light.



I wish for a box.

Granted but the box had a succubus in it whom took you to the underworld...

I wish for... something?

granted but that something turns out to be nothing.

i wish for a digital girl

Granted. It is a warm flat coca cola


I wish for a larger house.

Granted, but it burned down and you had no insurance for it.

I wish to be the baka ice fairy. ^^

granted but you get brutally raped by everyone you meet.


i wish to have gills to breath under water

Granted, but you'll no longer be able to breath normal air.

I wish I had a Gauss rifle

Granted, but its just for display and made of plastic, the trigger doesn't move. *pew pew*

I wish I could transport to wherever I wanted, whenever I wanted :)

Granted, but you teleport by disassembling and then reassembling and you can feel it with all the pain.

I wish I never got sick again.

Granted. But, there was a huge plague that engulfed the universe, and you were only one that survived. You are now alone in the universe.

I wish that was no longer alive.

Granted, I will turn you into a zombie.

I wish I was immortal

Granted, but you live past everyone else's lifespan and walk the worlds alone. :(

I wish everyone was happy!

Granted, but now happiness holds no special meaning for anyone anymore since nobody can feel anything else but it.

I wish to obtain absolute power.

Granted, everyone is happy.....except you.
Damn, ninja'd. Anyways.
Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish too meet with the creators of Fallout: Nuka Break

Granted, but its just and idea in your head and it just makes you crazy because your mind cannot truly conceive all that power at once.
Also ninja'd


I wish we lived in a utopia.

[font=segoe print bold]A utopia, where only a select few can live the life of complete paradise...and you're not one of them.

I wish to not be ninja'd anymore...fels bad man.

Granted and sorry xD You meet the creators but are so amazed you go blind by the awesomeness.

I wish I could play the piano <3

Granted. But it costs your most precious loved one's life.

I wish to wish to dream.

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]And wow, this game again. It has already been done three times before.

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=1522

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=11601

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=22246

The top link is the oldest, and thus, should be used ahead of every other thread.