Corrupt A Wish
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Granted, but everyone you know loves you causing you to love back.
I wish for amazingly good looks.
I wish for amazingly good looks.
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Granted but your looks were soo good that everyone felt out of your league thus everyone avoided you.
I want to wash my brain of the horror of what is Torture Dungeon.
I want to wash my brain of the horror of what is Torture Dungeon.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
granted but you washed to much of your brain and you forget other stuff
I wish I could use super powers
I wish I could use super powers
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Granted, heres a poster of a girl cosplaying as Kano from Velvet Kiss.
I wish to be a FAKKU moderator
I wish to be a FAKKU moderator
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Granted, your job is to look at all the comments made so far on Fakku, and delete the ones you're soposed to.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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granted but the knowledge of knowing what wish you wanted made your dick explode.
i wish for a moderate ruler to shove up my butt.
i wish for a moderate ruler to shove up my butt.
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TheBookie
King of Red
granted but its the former "ruler" of England, King Henry VIII with his "moderate" rules.....not really.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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[font=segoe print bold]"Fly, fly so high..." Anyways, granted, but you can't get down once you left ground level.
I wish I found a sexy MILF.
I wish I found a sexy MILF.
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granted. It needs to becennected to an 75.375 V electricity Outlet with 38 Plugs
I wish for unlimited wishes
I wish for unlimited wishes
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granted, after receiving unlimited wishes you wished for everything eventually you got bored, depressed and went insane eventually killing yourself.
i wish for an AIDS free world
i wish for an AIDS free world
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Granted, but it comes back months later because HIV is still around
I wish I had had the power to make alcohol apear out if thin air!!
I wish I had had the power to make alcohol apear out if thin air!!
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Granted but you got so drunk that you drove off a cliff and died
I wish for something to wish for.
I wish for something to wish for.
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you don't get one.(EDIT or actually you do, but since you asked for it its not actually what you wished for.)
I wish for infinite doughnuts
I wish for infinite doughnuts
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[font=segoe print bold]You'll get an infinite ammount of shit flaoured doughnuts.
I wish I had an ultra-realistic gaming pc.
I wish I had an ultra-realistic gaming pc.
